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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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Lol yeah seems that way. It's just a bit slower.
You gotta move into 15 minute beers.
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i can shotgun a beer really fast
But I'm drinking a beer every 15 minutes. Still drunk though.
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My doctor boss told my hot greek coworker (the one I like) if she can shotgun a beer really quickly. That's weird/inappropriate right?
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15 minute beers? no it's all about the beer:30
Depends, was the doctor ugly?
I need a cheesy pick up line, I'm gonna hit on the cashier at the gas station as I pick up my booze.
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Thought Emoji Movie was good. Take that as you will.
Fuck this week.. it's Friday.. no work tomorrow...
Johnnie Walker Black $8 off right now in Oregon = me 3 drinks in.
Also grabbed some Bulleit Rye... I'm no cheap drunk.
Johnnie Walker Black $8 off right now in Oregon = me 3 drinks in.
Also grabbed some Bulleit Rye... I'm no cheap drunk.
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Doctor is handsome. Would suck his dick if I was a homosexual.
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What if he has sex?
Wait what, that's a possibility?
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Damn.
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Yo Copy, he'll be back to pay up. He said this via Facebook.
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are my posts going through
hello
hello
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They're through. You're connected to http://neogaf.com.
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White russians!
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If you had to rate it from water to beer how much would you give it?
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Some girl with giant boobs spilling out of her tank top is going door to door selling magazines I guess. I opened my door and got this really big grin on my face and I'm like "what are you guys trying to sell me?" and she's like "beauty and personality!"
No, I didn't buy any magazines. But she's going to sell a lot of magazines for her class trip to Hawaii. It was for some career thing at the local community college I can't remember.
No, I didn't buy any magazines. But she's going to sell a lot of magazines for her class trip to Hawaii. It was for some career thing at the local community college I can't remember.
"Aren't they going to get mad? Because you're giving away that beauty."
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCkkk
That would have been hilarious.
That would have been hilarious.
Hey hey now. Even though your drink sounds delicious, if you have good vodka, then you don't need anything else. Stolichnaya is pretty good. If fellow vodka-loving drunken-gaf has better vodka suggestions, then please tell me. Nothing too expensive, though.
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you're supposed to buy the vodka in the big plastic jugs. kamchactka.
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Well. I made it to 3pm and I did get a lot of stuff done.
But I'm about to add some kahlua to this coffee now.
But I'm about to add some kahlua to this coffee now.
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i say do it kerub. get drunk.
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Goddamnit I always fall into this trap. Every weekend. I get up super ambitious and am like hell yah im gonna rule today. And then I do some stuff but by mid afternoon I'm like take a break you deserve it! And just end up drinking. I just had a friend stop by to pick up her headphones and I was so out of it, I basically just followed her around my house trying to form words but ended up just listening to what she was saying about her bank.
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tinygaffers i think
why didn't you warn me...
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