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[Rubbish King]

Here's the little Cunt

So ive been at a friends, having a few drinks, i walk home in the pissing rain, get home, slip off my jeans and get into bed all cosy-like..

I then start to get this waft of shit, i get up look around my room following the waft, everywhere i go i can smell it...So i turn on my light and its all over me...Fucking rancid... I hate this fucking dog...and it hates me, man im pissed, I've got a fucking job induction tomorrow and im sleeping downstairs on the damn couch (looks like a rough nights sleep for me) , even after a shower and another beer ive still got a waft of shit in my nostrils....
The little fucker literally crawled under my sheets to do it, so i wouldn't notice it immediately
Anything similar happen to you GAF?

Because god DAYUUM i am PISSED right now.

 

[wenis]

Roll around in it... show him you can have fun too.

 

[Dead]

The Dog for whom I feel nothing

 

[Giard]

Poop in his bed.

 

[GabDX]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

 

[Aurongel]

poop on him.

 

[Psychological Intellect]

hilarious thread title brooooo

 

[Hot Coldman]

pwn3d

 

[SmithnCo]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

It'd barf up a hairball into it though. Maybe ten hairballs.

 

[Aguirre]

dog shit can seep into your pores and penetrate yer blood stream. just saying.

 

[Flying Toaster]

poop on him.

Make a video of this and then sell it. People have strange fetishes.

 

[RBH]

Have sex with your dog and then poop on its face.

 

[Devolution]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

This isn't true. Try not cleaning out the litterbox for a while. See what happens.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Beat his ass.

 

[TimeEffect]

Because god DAYUUM i am PISSED right now.

No you're not, you're pooped.

 

[shira]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

Would a dolphin?

 

[kitschykitty]

He's probably not out to get you

 

[fallagin]

Nobody avatar quote him.

 

[Mikor]

Anything similar happen to you GAF?

Can't say that it has for me, but I'm eagerly awaiting stories of other GAFfers' pets shitting on them.

 

[Cousteau]

Have sex with your dog and then poop on its face.

This was actually typed.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

A cat would've shit on him.

 

[LyleLanley]

You deserve dog shit in your bed for filming something in portrait.

 

[Ace Harding]

What did you do to that dog to make him so fucking pissed

 

[fallagin]

Would a dolphin?

Only on a water bed, ZING.

 

[Aguirre]

Only on a water bed, ZING.

you mean in, no?

 

[SugarDaddy]

What did you do to that dog to make him so fucking pissed

Some pets are just fucking dicks. My aunts cat is a fucking tyrant. I hate that fucker.

 

[kirblar]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

Had it happen once with one of ours, but he was going through kidney failure at the time.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Some pets are just fucking dicks. My aunts cat is a fucking tyrant. I hate that fucker.

Poop in its bed then, I hear that is the trend.

 

[bangai-o]

you two should have a poop war.

 

[EatinOlives]

Fling the feces at him.

 

[Rubbish King]

Poop in his bed.

I'll get it back...maybe a more evil way than this

Roll around in it... show him you can have fun too.

:lol

A cat would't shit on your bed.

My old cat shit outside my bedroom when i was like 9, i crawled through it in my brand new harry potter pyjamas on christmas day, they can be just as sinister

poop on him.

Good idea

It'd barf up a hairball into it though. Maybe ten hairballs.

:lol

dog shit can seep into your pores and penetrate yer blood stream. just saying.

I think i showered quick enough

Make a video of this and then sell it. People have strange fetishes.

I dont even-

Have sex with your dog and then poop on its face.

WHAT

Beat his ass.

CHANGE YOUR GOD DAMN AVATAR BACK TO THE ALLIGATOR IN A PULL-OVER

No you're not, you're pooped.

He's probably not out to get you

Definitely is.

Can't say that it has for me, but I'm eagerly awaiting stories of other GAFfers' pets shitting on them.

As am I..

What did you do to that dog to make him so fucking pissed

It hates the world.

Some pets are just fucking dicks. My aunts cat is a fucking tyrant. I hate that fucker.

Please tell GAF a story man

you two should have a poop war.

No, id rather just send it to africa

Fling the feces at him.

I am not a monkey

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The only option is to poop on the dog.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

lol

 

[gwarm01]

Time for a new dog.

 

[JB1981]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

Nope just in the house and for no reason other than it just fuckin feels like it

 

[British Monsoon]

This isn't true. Try not cleaning out the litterbox for a while. See what happens.

And if you have an outdoor cat sometimes they just decide it's too cold/rainy to go shit outside. Although I've never had one shit in my bed before - one of my cats did shit into a plugged in extension cord once though, blowing out the fusebox in the process.

 

[Weenerz]

Portrait mode, closed instantly.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

shit in his bed

 

[Devolution]

Can't say that it has for me, but I'm eagerly awaiting stories of other GAFfers' pets shitting on them.

Worst I got is just cleaning the sheets only for roomies cat to puke all over them. Not allowed in our room anymore.

 

[Flying Toaster]

The only option is to poop on the dog.

And to video tape it...

 

[Foxix Von]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

No but they will piss under it and then book it out of your house never to return again.

 

[EvilMario]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

It'll only pee on your carpet.

 

[FStop7]

Is it sick? Had it not been outside for a walk recently?

 

[Lavalamp1138]

A cat would't shit on your bed.

My friend's cat did his business on her bed twice in the same week. I don't think I could bring myself to sleep in a bed even after everything was cleaned. It gives me the heebie jeebies.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Go with Giards advice and shit in its bed. That will teach it.

A cat would't shit on your bed.

This is untrue. I once accidentally locked a cat into my room and when I got home from school it was sitting in the window, looking at me with that "FUCK YOU" look, when I came into my room it had shit all over my bed.

 

[Devolution]

My friend's cat did his business on her bed twice in the same week. I don't think I could bring myself to sleep in a bed even after everything was cleaned. It gives me the heebie jeebies.

Just going to talk out of my ass here but it was probably a litterbox issue.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Did you housetrain your animals?

My dog only ever shat in the house when:

A) watery diarrhea.
B) Someone didn't take him for a walk.

 

[Evolved1]

This happened to my brother once...

 

[Rubbish King]

Portrait mode, closed instantly.

Oh shh, i used my dads iphone when i was unfamiliar with iOs , so shoot me...

Is it sick? Had it not been outside for a walk recently?

Yeah, i got stupidly high today and gave the little shit an awesome walk today, literally walked it for 3 hours or so, mum took it out aswell

Did you housetrain your animals?

My dog only ever shat in the house when:

A) watery diarrhea.
B) Someone didn't take him for a walk.

Nahh, she's trained... more reason to believe its out to get me

 

[Jburton]

Some pets are just fucking dicks. My aunts cat is a fucking tyrant. I hate that fucker.

The dog shitting in the bed is abnormal behaviour, the dog isn't just acting a dick ...... in the video where it was growling, it felt threatened.