So i just crawled into bed, Which my dog had shit in...

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Jburton said:
The dog shitting in the bed is abnormal behaviour, the dog isn't just acting a dick ...... in the video where it was growling, it felt threatened.
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But for no fucking reason, we got given it, its possessive as fuck nobody in my family has ever been abusive to it nor the family before
 
Back when one of our cats was still just a little kitten he was lying in my lap as I was sitting by the computer. After a while something started to smell but I thought "no biggie, cats fart" and didn't think that much more about it. After some time I was getting ready to do something else and thats when I noticed that the cat had fucking soaked my pants in liquid catshit, it was disgusting.
 
I NEED SCISSORS said:
Spread some on pizza.
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I was waiting for this :P


Grassclipper said:
Back when one of our cats was still just a little kitten he was lying in my lap as I was sitting by the computer. After a while something started to smell but I thought "no biggie, cats fart" and didn't think that much more about it. After some time I was getting ready to do something else and thats when I noticed that the cat had fucking soaked my pants in liquid catshit, it was disgusting.
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FINALLY, somebody shares :P
 
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First thread title that's made me legit lol in a long time. Helps that I have a dog and can sympathize.
 
My girlfriend's cat was living with me a little while ago and I'd just got home from a trip. It walked into my bedroom, sad in my open-but-full suit case, and just curled out an enormous shit on all my clothes, then started wiping her arse all over my floor.

Then again, she died a few weeks later and was very elderly, so I suspect she was just a bit fucked up rather than being a knob.
 
Dogs know they can't shit in the house... if they have to go and cannot hold it, and a human isn't there to let them out... they will usually try to find a place to "hide" it.

That was the case with my dog. We didn't get home in time to let him out, and he shit under the covers. The yell and gagging I heard my bro making after he slid into that huge pile of shit (we had a big dog) was amazing...hahaha. I had to clean it cause he was gagging...lol.

And one time the dog pulled a partial stack of folded, clean clothes off a laundry basket, took a shit in the basket, and then pulled the folded clothes back over it.

Took us a while to find that one. Could smell, just couldn't find it.

But it was because we weren't there in time to let him out. I actually felt bad for the dog, because he knew crapping in the house was wrong, but he had to go... not his fault.
 
Evolved1 said:
Dogs know they can't shit in the house... if they have to go and cannot hold it, and a human isn't there to let them out... they will usually try to find a place to "hide" it.

That was the case with my dog. We didn't get home in time to let him out, and he shit under the covers. The yell and gagging I heard my bro making after he slid into that huge pile of shit (we had a big dog) was amazing...hahaha. I had to clean it cause he was gagging...lol.

And one time the dog pulled part of a stack of folded, clean clothes off a laundry basket, took a shit in the basket, and then pulled the folded clothes back over it.

Took us a while to find that one. Could smell, just couldn't find it.

But it was because we weren't there in time to let him out. I actually felt bad for the dog, because he knew crapping in the house was wrong, but he had to go... not his fault.
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Believe me when i say i was totally stumped, i was full on trying to track it down, ive got a pretty big bedroom and i was searching high and low...then i look down at my knees.....my knees man...they were just covered... there was also some on my t-shirt
 
Wow, it's been a while since someone made a random topic thread that was actually good.

This one made me burst out laughing just from reading the title. Great story.
 
that gif gives the fireworks thief dog a run for its money... haha
 
UFRA said:
Wow, it's been a while since someone made a random topic thread that was actually good.

This one made me burst out laughing just from reading the title. Great story.
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I'm blushing
jambo said:
Is this your dog?

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Down to a tee sir
Muffdraul said:
People who hold their cell phone camera wrong deserve to have their beds shat in.
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Im wasnt an iOS man at the time...
Spookie said:
Holy shit I've not laughed so hard in ages. If I were you I'd catapult that dog in to THE FUCKING SUN.
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lol at the 'in to... THE FUCKING SON'
 
Something's wrong with me, I enter this thread and out of nowhere I smell dogshit. Luckily there's no little muts in my house to ruin my bedding.
 
serious question.. if youre not willing to fix the dogs obvious mental issues, why keep such a piece of shit of a pet around? fix it or get rid of it imo...
 
FStop7 said:
So he's just a jerk, then. Shit on his head in retaliation.
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Exactly.
MYE said:
We are only hearing one side of the story here

Approve that dog's GAF account, Evilore
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Okay now i lost it at this.. 10/10
LyleLanley said:
You're going to catapult the dog into your son?
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Okay you got me... im drunk so leave me be
mattbison said:
serious question.. if youre not willing to fix the dogs obvious mental issues, why keep such a piece of shit of a pet around? fix it or get rid of it imo...
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Mums in denial, nothing i can do. :L
 
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