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[Drencrom]

did you guys know i'm really a cat?

Liar, everyone knows that every user with a female as an avatar is a girl.

 

[Pikma]

did you guys know i'm really a cat?

Show me a photo of you flushing the toilet and I'll believe you.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Just flirt back with her for a bit. It's not cheating and a bit of fun.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Just flirt back with her for a bit. It's not cheating and a bit of fun.

Don't do it, OP. FreeMufasa is trying to lure you into cybering with him.

 

[Ferrio]

lol doa5

 

[Esura]

That person you talking to probably packing.

Liar, everyone knows that every user with a female as an avatar is a girl.

Yup, I'm a girl.

I also saw a yeti brofisting a grizzly bear yesterday too.

 

[Vagabundo]

I'm a penny farthing gamer. lol.

 

[Drencrom]

Yup, I'm a girl..

wow youre cute girl, how about my place is that ok?

i wont act naugty or somthing i promise pls come over

 

[Yasae]

wow youre cute girl, how about my place is that ok?

i wont act naugty or somthing i promise pls come over

Got an alpha male over here

 

[Esura]

wow youre cute girl, how about my place is that ok?

i wont act naugty or somthing i promise pls come over

Go easy on me...

*blush*

 

[Drencrom]

Go easy on me...

*blush*

youll get used to it girl<3

Got an alpha male over here

damm st8

 

[NinjaBoiX]

That kid is way too awesome.

 

[Esura]

damm st8

LOL

Ok that's adorable.

 

[spats]

Stupid horny imaginary gamer gurlz, always craving attention.

 

[Jac_Solar]

Maybe it's someone here on NeoGaf.. Maybe they are trolling you.

 

[Celine]

first reply etc.

 

[Toki767]

Someone get SunhiLegend in here to wrap up this thread with a GIF and call it a day.

 

[Taurus]

Ask her to contact me pls, PSN id: hornyboy93

 

[KittenMaster]

Someone get SunhiLegend in here to wrap up this thread with a GIF and call it a day.

All he would need to do is just re-upload a pop-up dating ad .gif and that's the entire story being told here.

 

[Ermac]

Got an alpha male over here

I think you mean Alpha-152

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

 

[Persona86]

I recently found out that Derrick here on GAF is a girl. I was surprised to say the least, but it explains so much.

 

[Persona86]

4. What's your Address?

 

[Social]

Seems legit

 

[Pranay]

I recently found out that Derrick here on GAF is a girl. I was surprised to say the least, but it explains so much.

WHat X_XXXXXXAA

 

[Esura]

That's hilarious.

I remember getting a bunch of invites and messages like this when I used a female avatar on Metal Gear Online. They got a nice surprise when me and my peeps put their mics on.

 

[StunandStab]

I actually thought Esura was a girl until I played Merceneries in RE6 with him.

I was only a little disappointed; Esura is a cool dude

 

[Acquiescence]

Congrats OP on meeting the true love of your life. Wish I could encounter such a dazzling beauty online.

 

[Triple Da G.O.D!]

Give her your credit card number and show her you really care.

 

[Ezi0]

lol

 

[Gbraga]

OP's got "game"

That's not possible, he's on PS3.

 

[Jawmuncher]

That's not possible, he's on PS3.

He at least has Ricky bobby

Spoiler

Bring Them Old Jokes Back

 

[Pineconn]

Dammit, that's probably more than I can lift.

 

[Riggs]

Me and Derrick are girls.

 

[Gomu Gomu]

 

[zon]

I personally assume everybody on NeoGAF is an artificial intelligence of indeterminate gender.

That is correct.

 

[Omikaru]

I get "girls" adding me on Steam, asking me to give them my TF2 hats.

 

[Corky]

A g-g-g-giiirl?

 

[dark_prinny]

Is Jessica Chobot.

Happened to me before.

 

[dark_prinny]

I recently found out that Derrick here on GAF is a girl. I was surprised to say the least, but it explains so much.

Gender Outing.

Spoiler

Kidding

 

[spats]

A g-g-g-giiirl?

A g-g-g-guiirre!!

 

[dyergram]

Once upon a time, there was a magical land called NeoGAF
Where people from far and wide arrived, bringing many stories, good times, and mischief
One day, Ermac, one of the many brave civilians, was travelling through the vast land known as PSN
With general tsos chicken in hand, he ventured to the small kingdom of Dead or Alive 5
The man partook in many heated duels, put up against a mysterious stranger draped in a cloak
Again and again, he and the mysterious stranger met fists, partaking in round after round at one another
Tired, drenched in sweat, the stranger tried catching their breath as they let out in a panted breath, "Good game,"
Ermac, not one to pass off on chivalry, replied in unison with the kind notion
Striking a deeper conversation, the stranger asked him from which land he departed from
And before Ermac could catch his guard, was told by the mysterious stranger that the one he sparred with was, in fact, female
Ermac was caught by surprise, as he had heard many times that there were no women in the vaster lands of Internet
However, resonating deeper in his membrane was thoughts of his fair maiden back in his homeland, the one he simply referred to as gf
And thus, Ermac hurried from PSN, back to the land of NeoGAF to share his peculiar tale
He casted an image onto the land so all surveyors may see, and so they may pass judgement on tale to them
Many of the folks of NeoGAF had had experience in the field, and got into rapid discussion what this could mean
While most were in agreement that this stranger most likely was a man passing himself off as a woman, some knew of maidens who acted just as depicted in the image
Others still were more intrigued by the foreign dish he was consuming at the time, or passed off his chatter as mere bragging
And thus a thread weaven into the seams of NeoGAF was born, and this story I now pass onto you will continue on its legacy

Spoiler

You can call me Suggs, if you want too~

8/10

 

[onQ123]

The Messages are coming from inside the house!

 

[Gbraga]

What if the message was from his GF?

did you guys know i'm really a cat?

But are you an ambassador?

z_z

 

[onQ123]

Tell her to Video Chat so you know that it's real!

 

[red731]

Don't do anything stupeed, OP.

 

[Avixph]

Don't do anything stupeed, OP.

Wut?

 

[Messofanego]

I recently found out that Derrick here on GAF is a girl. I was surprised to say the least, but it explains so much.

WHOAH are you kidding?!

I thought for too long LiK was a girl

 

[red731]

WHOAH are you kidding?!

I thought for too long LiK was a girl

Are you kidding, guys? First it was Wario, how he looks and now this. Whattaday.

 

[Messofanego]

I refuse to dance and make myself look stupid just to get a woman. Never had to do that before and I never will.

I plan to at least keep some of my dignity throughout the course of my life.

Wait, so he's a lesbian too?!

Nah, can safely say he's a dude.