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To be frank, I missed you guys.

I'm not proud of that, but there it is.

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It's a dangerous game. Too drunk and performance issues kick in. Not drunk enough and you don't get the stamina of Rocco Siffredi.
I'm well aware that I'm in the 'too drunk' phase. I won't pretend she's in for a treat.

My fucking head is spinning. I think I was 8 pints in about 4 hours ago, fuck knows where I am now. Just gotta hold my dinner in and plow on.

Edit: I should buy a suit in a houndstooth check. They look pretty cool when cut well.
 
My fucking head is spinning. I think I was 8 pints in about 4 hours ago, fuck knows where I am now. Just gotta hold my dinner in and plow on.

Edit: I should buy a suit in a houndstooth check. They look pretty cool when cut well.

Good thing it wasn't nine pints otherwise you may have been contemplating buying a Wii U.
 
It’s the only way. Then they can all forget me. I got too big, guys. Too noisy. Time to step back into the shadows.
You made some great threads. I really liked your MMO thread and a lot of your commentary and posting about stuff. I always wondered where the other cool duck on GAF went.
 
thanks bro now I'm the bad guy.

Good! Start a huge ruckus, tell her you bust your ass at work, that its tough work being a neogaf celebrity and demand her to get off your back etc. etc. apologise 5 minutes later and that should line you up for make-up sex. win/win.
 
CHEEZMO™;45187497 said:
Wanna watch Django and Seven Psychopaths but fuck going to the pictures on my own T_T

It's not that bad. Though the last time I went to the cinema on my lonesome was to see a cult movie which is something I know no one I know would want to see.
 
Been to the cinema about forty-five times this year, probably about forty of those times I went alone. I like movies too much to wait for other people to faff their schedules around, and going to the cinema never really struck me as a social activity. I mean, I like my friends - I'd rather grab some lunch and catch up than sit in the dark for two hours.

But I'm repeating myself.
 
CHEEZMO™;45187497 said:
Wanna watch Django and Seven Psychopaths but fuck going to the pictures on my own T_T

Seriously dude, what would be the biggest issue? Just do what I do

Buy ticket
Go into theatre 5 mins before it starts
Find the best seat (if you're concerned about looking like a loner then sit 2 seats away from someone else)
If previews haven't started
Then play a game or browse GAF on phone
Else watch trailers/movie and enjoy it.

Done!
 
CHEEZMO™;45187497 said:
Wanna watch Django and Seven Psychopaths but fuck going to the pictures on my own T_T

Once you do it the first time, you realize it's not a big deal and it's nice to just enjoy the film
 
Christ I hate Xmas shopping. Town is like a cattle market, where the cattle are doped and slow moving. People should either learn to walk at an acceptable speed or stop breathing.

At least they're selling zebra burger. I want to taste all the animals. All of them.
 
Christ I hate Xmas shopping. Town is like a cattle market, where the cattle are doped and slow moving. People should either learn to walk at an acceptable speed or stop breathing.

At least they're selling zebra burger. I want to taste all the animals. All of them.

Spare me a thought!

I'm starting my new non retail job on Regents Street on Monday! Not only am I bricking it, I'll be shoulder barging slow arse tourists regularly!
 
Xmas shoppers clogging up the roads is even worse, Add getting hit with every red traffic light going and you have your self a slow half-hour.

Thank god i have some Kendrick Lamar playing to keep my mood on point.
 
Christ I hate Xmas shopping. Town is like a cattle market, where the cattle are doped and slow moving. People should either learn to walk at an acceptable speed or stop breathing.

At least they're selling zebra burger. I want to taste all the animals. All of them.

I've had zebra, it's ok, a bit tough. Kangaroo is lovely on a BBQ, frogs legs have a weird tang, but my favourite is ostrich, very very tender mmmmm. I also want to eat all the animals.
 
What was the movie?
It was called The Mystical Laws and it was a movie made by the Japanese equivalent of Scientology called Happy Science. A few of us in AnimeGAF have fun with their movies and since this one was being shown in London I took one for the team and actually went to see it. So not only was I on my own, I was surrounded by Happy Scientists who were taking this ridiculous movie seriously. Had to contain my laughter.

Look what I just made. Baking skills level 60!

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Looks really good.
 
All my plans have went to shit tonight, Baggy sweats and a loose polo time, Its now a movie night. Tonights movie will be "Far north" Since it has Sean bean in it i know he will die at some point in the movie
 
Fuck it.

*goes off to the supermarket to buy cupcakes.*

Or maybe those Tesco convenience stores that seem to be on every corner now.
 
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