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It's Thierry-Walcott to you.
Freewheelin'
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Thierry Walcott will be top scorer this season, book it
Freewheelin'
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If 3Sixty says so, then he is.
Freewheelin'
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Guess who...
trolololol
I forgot to add you dc! Will do so after i'm done watching the Artist
I'll need your FC too Fady!!!
MuzzledBasher
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Weird thing is that he might have been by now if we hadn't frozen him out at the start of season. Still don't think he is that good, but he does manage to do some serious stat padding against woeful teams.
Probably tabloid nonsense as usual, he wasn't that good against Stoke but he is only 17 so he probably has some good potential.
Having said that we do need a left back, just hoping it's a solid experienced one that can replace/ provide competition against Gibbs.
PM'd you back!
KidA Seven
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Damnit Berbashit
MuzzledBasher
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How is WBA even hanging on to the top four race? People said they play some nice football, but every time I tune in to watch their games they are shit. Sunderland plays better than them...
KidA Seven
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Fuck yes Berbasex!
OriginalThinking
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Nah, in a shock move QPR sign Falcao for £60 million after the Columbian International's London geography lets him down. Despite the rest of the team being utter shite, Falcao literally scores from every chance he gets and they win all their remaining games for the rest of the season. QPR finish on 74 points, top the league and set a new record for the lowest number of points required to win the EPL in the three points for a win era.
This comes about after a suspicious "fresh seafood" incident at the PFA player of the year awards which saddles all the "top, top, top players" in the PL with bouts of explosive diarrhea for the last two months of the season, making it impossible for them to train or play. Falcao misses the ceremony after being held by the police for assault & battery. When the victim turns out to be Piers Morgan who made a Twitter bet that he'd allow Falcao to hit him "as hard as he can in the face, should QPR go above the mighty Gunners in the table", the police realise their error and the Columbian becomes an instant national hero.
The end.
LanceVance
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So Wilbury sent me a picture of his balls last night. They're extremely small and hairless
They played nothing like this at the start of the season. I think it was also obvious that they wouldn't be able to keep up their form. It has still been a good season for them.
It was one ball.
I squeezed it so it would pop.
Held hairs away from it.
Extreme close up.
#yolo
Freewheelin'
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Correct! lol
BlindCommunication
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Vivalaraza
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Congrats PJX. Marisa is a beautiful name.
Also reminds me of The OC so double props.
Also reminds me of The OC so double props.
OriginalThinking
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Berbatov would be bloody amazing in the right team. Under appreciated at OT.
Should have went to Juve.
Vivalaraza
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We should have never signed him.
Wrong player for us.
Don't think he is a top level striker anyhow, but yes a quality player for sure.
OriginalThinking
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I think he might have been a good fit there. His languid style definitely has shades of Zidane, another Juve legend. As a second striker, in a league which is less obsessed with box to box midfielders and games played at 90mph he'd have killed it.
pulga
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That's the worst part! I did have it in my front pocket! Ughhhhhh motherfuckers
Lolololololol
OriginalThinking
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Great goal.
Broder Salsa
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Recall the Lukaku
Vivalaraza
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Haha I noticed that too Morsel.
I think Lego's made some mistakes with his team this week aswell. But Arteta will probably score a hat-trick now lol.
I think Lego's made some mistakes with his team this week aswell. But Arteta will probably score a hat-trick now lol.
Mine is very similar too (after wildcard), this is good. You can't catch me with the same guys!
Lukaku>Torres
Why spend on a striker when you can just recall this guy?
Arteta (pen) is the new Ibrahimovic (pen).
Why spend on a striker when you can just recall this guy?
Arteta (pen) is the new Ibrahimovic (pen).
OriginalThinking
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I wonder how it makes Lukaku feel about his Chelsea future when they'd rather spend £10 million on a guy with a dodgy knee than recall their own player?
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