WWE Royal Rumble 2013 |OT| On the road to Twice In A Lifetime
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CrunchinJelly
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I stopped paying attention around the time of Raw 1000. Can anyone get me up to speed?
Nocturnowl
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Absolutely
And in a world where this happened we'd also get a surprise Taker return with this theme.
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This link doesn't go to Rollin'
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So they finally turned Cena heel?
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Biker Taker back with McCool riding pillion.
Nocturnowl
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And with good cause!
-Punk heel turned at Raw 1000 by giving The Rock GTS.
-Cena got injured - no one cared.
-Ryback got pushed.
-Daniel Bryan and Kane became one of the best comedy tag teams in history.
-Jericho left to go on tour - I cared.
-Sandow and Rhodes become an awesome heel tag team.
-AJ hooks up with six random wrestlers including: Kane, Dbry, Punk, Cena, Ziggler, and probably Maddox because who doesn't want to?
-Triple H's arm gets brocked.
-Sheamus and ADR fight for a good three months it felt like.
-Brad Maddox becomes a thing.
-The Shield becomes a stable to fight injustice - Dean Ambrose week begins.
-Ryback loses twice because of Brad Maddox and The Shield.
-Survivor Series teams didn't make sense.
-Antonio Cesaro is going to be the big thing in 2013.
-Wade Barrett is a machine.
-The worst storyline is introduced when Cena and AJ were supposedly in a scandal. Vickie was trying her hardest to get them in trouble. Ziggler and Cena feud begins (should've began at Survivor Series). AJ screws Cena over and hooks up with the Ziggles.
-Eve leaves
-The Miz uses the Figure Four now.
-Big E doesn't like Cena very much.
-This up and comer Cena makes Ziggler look terrible.
This theme is definitely awesome.
Kccitystar
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LOL. Cena could call everyone's grandmothers cunts and he'd smirk and get nothing but cheers.
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Not looking forward to the surprise entry of Lawler again. I hope they don't do this - the heart attack should be evidence enough.
-Punk heel turned at Raw 1000 by giving The Rock GTS.
-Cena got injured - no one cared.
-Ryback got pushed.
-Daniel Bryan and Kane became one of the best comedy tag teams in history.
-Jericho left to go on tour - I cared.
-Sandow and Rhodes become an awesome heel tag team.
-AJ hooks up with six random wrestlers including: Kane, Dbry, Punk, Cena, Ziggler, and probably Maddox because who doesn't want to?
-Triple H's arm gets brocked.
-Sheamus and ADR fight for a good three months it felt like.
-Brad Maddox becomes a thing.
-The Shield becomes a stable to fight injustice - Dean Ambrose week begins.
-Ryback loses twice because of Brad Maddox and The Shield.
-Survivor Series teams didn't make sense.
-Antonio Cesaro is going to be the big thing in 2013.
-Wade Barrett is a machine.
-The worst storyline is introduced when Cena and AJ were supposedly in a scandal. Vickie was trying her hardest to get them in trouble. Ziggler and Cena feud begins (should've began at Survivor Series). AJ screws Cena over and hooks up with the Ziggles.
-Eve leaves
-The Miz uses the Figure Four now.
-Big E doesn't like Cena very much.
-This up and comer Cena makes Ziggler look terrible.
Perfect.
ChosenPredator
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WWE Championship:
- CM Punk has remained WWE Champion the whole time, and his reign is now at something like 430 days long, easily the longest of "the modern era", aka the last 25 years or so. Paul Heyman is his manager, and is also awesome.
- He's had some title defenses since then, primarily against Ryback, the new "monster" WWE has been pushing. Since Punk's a heel now, his wins have primarily occurred due to outside interference.
- A referee named Brad Maddox attacked Ryback during a title match, apparently since he always wanted to be famous, and has been hanging around trying to get a WWE contract and filming "the Brad Maddox experience" ever since.
- The Shield is a group of NXT dudes (Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Roman Reigns), who have been interfering in WWE matches by attacking people in the name of justice. They've so far attacked John Cena, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Team Hell No, and Ryback, though they seem to attack CM Punk's opponents most often. They had a fantastic TLC match against Team Hell No and Ryback.
- CM Punk claims no affiliation with Brad Maddox or the Shield. Vince McMahon doesn't buy it, and has warned he'll strip the title from Punk if the Shield interferes with the title match during the Royal Rumble.
- Also The Rock is back to win the title from Punk, but he sucks now.
World Heavyweight Championship:
- Alberto Del Rio (now face) beat the Big Show (who took the championship from Sheamus) for the WHC during a Last Man Standing match after turning the announce table over on him. Big Show is now being kind of racist towards latinos.
Tag Team Championship:
- Team Hell No (Kane and Daniel Bryan) are still the tag team champions, and they just graduated from Dr. Shelby's anger management course. They are currently feuding with Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow).
- Cody grew a Mustache.
Intercontinental Championship:
- After a random Kofi Kingston IC run, Wade Barrett now holds the title. No big-time feud going down, but his last couple matches have been against Randy Orton.
United States Championship:
- Antonio Cesaro continues to hold the US Championship against all challengers, and also continues to be fucking awesome in the ring, while trolling the United States at every turn.
Divas Championship:
- After a feud that lasted a few months, Kaitlyn recently won the Divas championship from Eve, who promptly quit WWE after the match.
Miscellaneous:
- The Miz is a face now, and Ric Flair gave Miz his blessing to use the Figure Four. Miz promptly decided to perform the worst Figure Four in the history of wrestling.
- AJ Lee has now hooked up with Dolph Ziggler, who still holds the WHC Money In the Bank Briefcase despite a feud with John Cena. Big E Langston from NXT hangs around those two as extra muscle.
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Also all you need to know about Kaitlyn:
Shadowlink
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I don't understand how any of you guys would get mad if Cena wins the Rumble. The sign clearly says that you want more Cena.
Nocturnowl
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YEEERRRRRRRRR FAAAAHHHHHRRRRDDDD from Wrasslegaf, Shadowlink!
Yeah i would mark out if Lesnar pulls a Kane and destroy everyone in the end, Cena included.
A question. Why would Cena win the Rumble as he's already officially booked for a match with The Rock at WM ?
Also it's really weird as, despite they made him look like a bitch even against Miz, and he already has a Mitb... I'm sorry but this week's Raw looked like it was written to build a Ziggler rumble victory...
A question. Why would Cena win the Rumble as he's already officially booked for a match with The Rock at WM ?
Also it's really weird as, despite they made him look like a bitch even against Miz, and he already has a Mitb... I'm sorry but this week's Raw looked like it was written to build a Ziggler rumble victory...
polyh3dron
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What happened to Mark Henry, PED suspension?
Because nothing is set for Wrestlemania as far as WWE plot goes, no matter who's on the posters. As far as "The Universe" knows, Rock is going to fight Punk for the title Sunday, and the Rumble is going to happen, and that's it.
Injured.
Frustrated_Grunt
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You did this, you did this to us!
I hate being reminded about this angle.
UberTag
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They'll have Jerry wrestle again in their "one time per year" RAW TV taping in Canada - which will, as always until the end of time, take place in Montreal (
never again in Toronto
Because that Canadian health care system rocks. Just look at how they saved Jerry's life last time.
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Was that Canadian? Surprised.
Buckethead
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LOL @ 2004.
Go Ziggler!
Go Ziggler!
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Watching Lesnar on the Rumble Stream - think it's 03. Amazing stuff, Lesnar is SO good at wrestling. He wowed me.
OnettHansen
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I'd ideally like the Royal Rumble winner to be a shock or a surprise like maybe Brock Lesnar or something.
Sadly that is not likely at all, and it will more than like be Cena or Orton.
Sadly that is not likely at all, and it will more than like be Cena or Orton.
friskykillface
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is it to late to get in the gaf lottery for the rumble? I want a number
i always watch dat rumble every year
i always watch dat rumble every year
UberTag
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That's the year Noob Saibot wins it all. Lucky!
friskykillface
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ohhhhhhhh 2004 royal rumble on now.
DAT GOLDBERG at the end, RIP Nunzio though haha
DAT GOLDBERG at the end, RIP Nunzio though haha
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Where are you guys watching?
DKehoe
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Reposting from the WrassleGAF thread:
Another GAF Rumble update. As with before PM me if you want in or I missed you somehow, it doesn't cost anything to enter and there isn't any limit on the number of spots available.
Here are the current participants:
DKehoe, Sunflower, Linkified, G-Fex, Guzim, Bootaaay, A Pretty Panda, Entropia, Jamie OD, RBH, SousedLouse, strobogo, Aiii, Judderman, Dork Knight, somedevil, Parallax, Frackh, Net_Wrecker, Professor Beef, Ithil, Laserfrog, Reneledarker, Mr. Sandman, BillRiccio, DMczaf, Ultratech, Jeff Albertson, mechashiva, Shark Johnson, Mr. Luchador, Killing_Joke, KenOD, Kyoufu, El Pescado, jred2k, Str0ngStyle, mrboo001, Enfinit, Mr. Sam, tm24, Penguin, LoserMakesGood, Chico Terry, akskiller, slightconfuse, HarryDemeanor, jmdajr, BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!, Nocturnowl, Matthew Gallant, MightyHealthy
For those who may have missed how it works it's quite simple: you get randomly assigned a number which corresponds to an entrant in the Rumble (draw number 14 and entrant 14 is your representitive in the Rumble) if your person wins, then you win. Like I said it's simple enough but it adds an extra dimension to the Rumble and can make you way more invested in someone you wouldn't normally are about.
Another GAF Rumble update. As with before PM me if you want in or I missed you somehow, it doesn't cost anything to enter and there isn't any limit on the number of spots available.
Here are the current participants:
DKehoe, Sunflower, Linkified, G-Fex, Guzim, Bootaaay, A Pretty Panda, Entropia, Jamie OD, RBH, SousedLouse, strobogo, Aiii, Judderman, Dork Knight, somedevil, Parallax, Frackh, Net_Wrecker, Professor Beef, Ithil, Laserfrog, Reneledarker, Mr. Sandman, BillRiccio, DMczaf, Ultratech, Jeff Albertson, mechashiva, Shark Johnson, Mr. Luchador, Killing_Joke, KenOD, Kyoufu, El Pescado, jred2k, Str0ngStyle, mrboo001, Enfinit, Mr. Sam, tm24, Penguin, LoserMakesGood, Chico Terry, akskiller, slightconfuse, HarryDemeanor, jmdajr, BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!, Nocturnowl, Matthew Gallant, MightyHealthy
For those who may have missed how it works it's quite simple: you get randomly assigned a number which corresponds to an entrant in the Rumble (draw number 14 and entrant 14 is your representitive in the Rumble) if your person wins, then you win. Like I said it's simple enough but it adds an extra dimension to the Rumble and can make you way more invested in someone you wouldn't normally are about.
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I'm running it at http://veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4f0bb1d0149a2
All Rambles All the Time (unless I play Euro Truck Sim 2)
ill take an entry.
dark_chris
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Is there a funny video of this?
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friskykillface
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sent a pm
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