GAF do you clean your butt?

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I sleep with a small bar of Dove soap in my ass. I then take a shower in the morning and let the water flow in there, and discard the bar. Pretty automatic system.

edit: SOAP, not soup
 
What's the difference between this and the shower/grower thread that gets posted every few months?

Are you some kind of butt sniffer making a list for the next GAF meetup?
 
PhoenixDark said:
I sleep with a small bar of Dove soup in my ass..
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Looked at the first post and chuckled at the thought about a spoiler regarding ass-washing :-)

But yeah, just a (dedicated) washcloth and some soap and water... simple tools for a simple job.
 
That's a strange question. Of course I wash my butt, and everybody should do it. And everybody who doesn't is a filthy, disgusting person.
 
Like others have said, a specific wash cloth and shower gel, then shower head from the ass to the but in between the ass that feels nice when you hit it with the warm water, then the whole ball sack with just a hand.
 
No. I wrap my ass in plastic wrap before getting in the shower so it stays dirty and full of crusty dingleberries. What the fuck do you think? GAF is fucking helpless sometimes. Like that one guy, "GUYS, I'M GOING TO A CONCERT.... HOW DO I ACT???" Fuck.
 
Rocket Scientist said:
Has anyone ever shaved that area because poop kept sticking to it?
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what's the best way to go about this? my butt is hairy as hell and shit sticks to it like crazy. I need to spend like 10 mins with the baby wipes and tissues to get it all out. I've tried trimming but that doesn't really help and heard of the dreaded "squeaky ass" when you shave it all off.

Using a manual shaver might be hard and the only electric one I have is a cheap Phillips one that's really meant for your face, and it doesn't even do a good job at that. I would stick it up there but I'm worried about ripping my anus out
 
I just make sure I'm good and wet and get down in between the cheeks and clean that bitch out of what ever may be there from not wiping well, usually nothing but some crusty ass.
 
WinoMcCougarstein said:
No. I wrap my ass in plastic wrap before getting in the shower so it stays dirty and full of crusty dingleberries. What the fuck do you think? GAF is fucking helpless sometimes. Like that one guy, "GUYS, I'M GOING TO A CONCERT.... HOW DO I ACT???" Fuck.
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suburban gaf make the most inserting threads. Most of the problems can be solved with a few drinks.
 
lol... if I'm gonna wash anything in the shower, it's my ass.
 
Deadpandas said:
what's the best way to go about this? my butt is hairy as hell and shit sticks to it like crazy. I need to spend like 10 mins with the baby wipes and tissues to get it all out. I've tried trimming but that doesn't really help and heard of the dreaded "squeaky ass" when you shave it all off.

Using a manual shaver might be hard and the only electric one I have is a cheap Phillips one that's really meant for your face, and it doesn't even do a good job at that. I would stick it up there but I'm worried about ripping my anus out
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I stand in the shower with a handheld mirror and use an electric shaver. I shave both directions. NEVER shave the crack, trust me. It's not very hard and takes little time.
 
I once saw a post in off topic discussion where some dude was complaining that his girlfriend uses up too much toilet paper. I couldn't believe it.
 
AnkitT said:
Toilet paper is a weird concept.
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You mean weirder than a teapot you clean your ass with?

or shitting in holes in the ground?

Or using sand and a hand? Yeah it's all crazy shit.

Death Dealer said:
I once saw a post in off topic discussion where some dude was complaining that his girlfriend uses up too much toilet paper. I couldn't believe it.
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No it's possible. Some people just wrap the tp around their hand in a big wad, and just wipe without any method or strategy, because they're so 'nice-nasty'.
 
I keep an impeccable ass. Most gay men do. I want to be rimmed regularly, don't I?

I feel bad for the assophobes here. Feels good, man.
 
I sit down in the edge of the bathtub und spray my ass with water with one hand and wash it down with the other. I do this after every shit.

I try not to shit when at work or similar. When on holidays I go into the shower after each shit and clean my private area.
 
I have a fixed overhead shower. I like to get completely wet first. I spread my butt cheeks and get a good rinse, this feels especially good if my hemorrhoids are irritated, then I lather up a wash rag and tackle my ass later on in the shower.
 
my butthole has been really itchy lately, like super itchy. I went online and it said I probably have worms and to put a piece of tape on my butthole because they sometimes come out and would get stuck on the piece of tape.

The whole thing has left me very uneasy
 
Gustav said:
I sit down in the edge of the bathtub und spray my ass with water with one hand and wash it down with the other. I do this after every shit.

I try not to shit when at work or similar. When on holidays I go into the shower after each shit and clean my private area.
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I would hate to live my life in such a way that the simple act of shitting is such an ordeal.

If you're ass is gross after every bowel movement to the point you feel you need a shower you should probably change your diet.
 
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