Freewheelin'
Member
Terry, nope. Cunt of the highest order.
Hazard, also a cunt.
Torres, moody emo CUNT.
Oscar, haven't seen too much of him.
Cech, not nowadays. Would have taken him in the Mourinho days though.
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Terry, nope. Cunt of the highest order.
Hazard, also a cunt.
Torres, moody emo CUNT.
Oscar, haven't seen too much of him.
Cech, not nowadays. Would have taken him in the Mourinho days though.
Fuck them, we already stole their best player anyway. THE BEAST.
Come on, you'd take Cech over Chesney.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Come on, I understand the rest especially Terry and Torres for being who they are, but Cech is a genuinely great guy and still a great keeper, maybe not top of the world anymore (although I would say CL last season proved he is) but he is certainly way better than anything you have had in goals for many many years. Cheesny is shit.
Mangoverboard
Banned
Michelle Pfeiffers Catwoman is too sexy.
kingellesar
Member
It's the only reason they are dicking us around. They realise how much Sandro is worth now and want us to give them the monies.
I prefer Anne Hathaway.
Vivalaraza
Member
Bosscielny.
Gervinho.
Okay fine.
Ramsey.
Chesney.
You're not telling me you wouldn't have the above Chelsea players replace these guys.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Too SM looking, the kind of suit I would expect on some creepy farm with a chubby middle aged woman wearing it.
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pulga
Banned
Happy birthday, Cristiano!
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK you're getting old ;_; Soon enough we'll be out a Ronaldo and Barca will still have Messi. We need to start pumping some growth hormones or something into Enzo Zidane.
Just buy it all, dc. You won't be able to stop turning the pages.
loooool little cunt, Pepe will eat him for breakfast.
FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK you're getting old ;_; Soon enough we'll be out a Ronaldo and Barca will still have Messi. We need to start pumping some growth hormones or something into Enzo Zidane.
Just buy it all, dc. You won't be able to stop turning the pages.
lol. Bozo Brazil dross standing there while Neymar fools around.
How we supposed to take this shit seriously ?
loooool little cunt, Pepe will eat him for breakfast.
kingellesar
Member
Agreed.
So it doesn't matter how I buy these books which are split in to two volumes?
pulga
Banned
oh my god the new title is amazing. Thanks Kaboteur for washing away Wilbury's filth.
On the topic of match fixing and betting, I know a bunch of my friend here in Costa Rica act as narrators to these overseas asian bethouses. They'll be watching a game and updating the guy on the other end of the line in real time, depending if the ball is "home safe, away danger, free kick" etc.
ASoS? Fuck no. Just dive right into it, and don't forget to post your reactions when you get to the good parts
On the topic of match fixing and betting, I know a bunch of my friend here in Costa Rica act as narrators to these overseas asian bethouses. They'll be watching a game and updating the guy on the other end of the line in real time, depending if the ball is "home safe, away danger, free kick" etc.
ASoS? Fuck no. Just dive right into it, and don't forget to post your reactions when you get to the good parts
Freewheelin'
Member
Ok fine lol. Chensey is shit, yeah. He's got no-one to challenge him for a place, and that's probably what makes him all confident and shit :lol That's why I'd like Arsene to bring in an older goalkeeper.
Hey, Koscienly is good man! Ramsey is ok at best.
Just realized Llorente scored two on United last season.
I'm not sure of it was a case of the De Gea or him being a good striker.
He would.......
De Gea actually kept the scores down from what I recall. Made a number of decent saves in both matches.
Koscielny is not good. He's the French Mike Williamson.
There's no difference. IIRC the book was split in two when it was released in the UK as a paperback way back, because of binding technology only going so far and the number of pages needed etc...
TheLucifer
Member
Apparently, Real Madrid set the price for Kakà: 18m. That can't possibly be real, right? Who's going to even think about him? Anzhi?
Freewheelin'
Member
He was really good last season. He hasn't been playing much this season so far though...
And he's quicker than Williamson
Mike turns like he's stuck in concrete.I'm still convinced that Mike Williamson is a contestant from that show a while back ''Faking it''.
Steverulez
Member
The Arsenal team could do with a lot more than Mata from us if they could get them...
ASoS? Fuck no. Just dive right into it, and don't forget to post your reactions when you get to the good parts
Can't wait to start it!
:O! Must have been a real monster.
Mangoverboard
Banned
I dunno, maybe its just because I think Michelle Pfeiffer is damn hot.
Anne Hathaway was better than Halle Berry at least.
Must be. How he's a professional footballer I have no idea. :lol
It's a massive book. So much shit goes on in it though. Well worth it.
Willkiller
Banned
I'm so pleased he's 4th choice now. As soon as he got left out we won 2 in 2.
*bro fist*
Probably 15 mins :lol
I hope that also means more Shaq-Attack !
pulga
Banned
We'll give you 5 installments to pay him off, anything to take that useless cunt off our books.
I've never seen another team get fucked over as much as we were thanks to you guys. You must've known you were selling us a burnt out firecracker.
kingellesar
Member
Is there anything Bale can't do? Score great goals, play Batman, just generally be awesome.
American Psycho I really need to rewatch again.
He still has some quality left and I am actually surprised that you and Real fans hate to this degree.
Some of the goals he scored this season have been absolutely great.
TheLucifer
Member
Double that and Galliani will fly to Madrid in an hour.
Shevchenko to Chelsea is a close one.
Willkiller
Banned
We've actually changed the style of play too, no more just lobbing it up from the back. Even Krul has started to roll the ball out.
OH GOD. OH GOD I'M SO HAPPY HE'S 4TH CHOICE!!!
Phenomenal movie. I haven't read the book yet. Should I?
Yeah we might beat Southampton this time! :lol
Freewheelin'
Member
He only has one kid
Willkiller
Banned
Champions League a week today. I can't wait, I love those two days.
I hope he stays patient. His time will come. He really has great potential.