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jim-jam bongs said:
I just don't know what to say. I'm almost impressed that he managed to get a pro to snuggle with him after, but then I also find that unlikely enough to call his entire story into question.
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How is that surprising? Escorts advertise a "girl friend experience" above all else. I would assume snuggling is part of the deal.
 
TheExodu5 said:
How is that surprising? Escorts advertise a "girl friend experience" above all else. I would assume snuggling is part of the deal.
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Most of the escorts I've been with generally are pretty obvious on whether they're going to play the talker afterwards. There's generic sexy small talk and then there's just unloading your issues and pretending she's a friend/therapist.

Usually they're good at faking it, but they'll probably charge a bit more for the "extra time."

Don't fool yourself that they're doing anything other than acting, though. Your issues only matter when they're on the clock.
 
jaxword said:
Most of the escorts I've been with generally are pretty obvious on whether they're going to play the talker afterwards. There's generic sexy small talk and then there's just unloading your issues and pretending she's a friend/therapist.

Usually they're good at faking it, but they'll probably charge a bit more for the "extra time."

Don't fool yourself that they're doing anything other than acting, though. Your issues only matter when they're on the clock.
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Do you go to escorts regularly? You should make a thread about your experiences.
 
kitchenmotors said:
To be honest, story would've been more interesting if you had sex with your friend.

Need to see pics of you and the mexican hussy.
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I actually might be able to deliver on that. Of myself certainly, but there's a website with a pic of the hooker too and maybe there's a pic. Keep in mind I wasn't looking for her, my friend suggested it, made some calls on his phone, and next thing I knew I was in a hotel 30 minutes after we had the conversation. I'll ask him if he has a pic. Nothing substantial is coming in the way of updates until next week at any rate.

MiDNiGHTS said:
God damn man that's fun and interesting to you?
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Interesting at the very least, yeah, considering it was something I had never done before. We're not talking something I'll tell my nieces and nephews in the coming generations, but for a discussion on a message board sure why not *_*

SteeloDMZ said:
Btw, why did you have to use many condoms if you couldn't "come"?
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We used 2. Rode for a while, then we started doing non-penetration stuffs, then she put a new condom on me.

Also I don't think I was "on the clock". My friend said I had 1 hour, but I was in there for 2 and a half. He likely just meant actual sex for 1 hour, since at least half was snuggling. The point is that she wasn't talking and snuggling with me to make more since I already paid her $120-$140 (I forget the exact amount, it's either one of those two) upfront.

Joe Molotov said:
Sub_Level's snuggle game is one of the best in the business.
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I dunno about that, but I think you wanna do stuff like massage her back with your nails (I have short cut nails, you don't need long ones), touch her ear (there's neuron receptor thingies there), and you wanna caress the back of her head while putting her hair out of her face. Neck kissing works extremely well as does touching her nose with your nose while putting your forehead to hers. I also like to grab the female's hand into mine and move my thumb around in her palm, in addition to weaving my fingers through hers. I have only snuggled like 5 chicks though.
 
JohnDoe said:
Do you go to escorts regularly? You should make a thread about your experiences.
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Nah, I'm just damn hideous and pretty fat so I accept that sometimes you just have to realize what you need to do to get by in the world, and that includes sometimes not being alone for a night now and then.
 
Sub Level, I hope you don't take offence, but your posts in this thread make me sad. All this hand holding, snuggling nonsense, with a hooker! She must have saw you coming.

She got paid to have her pussy eaten out, get her back massaged, and "snuggle". And she didn't even have any of your cum anywhere near her!

I have a feeling she may want you as a regular dinner ticket client.
 
Sub_Level said:
I dunno about that, but I think you wanna do stuff like massage her back with your nails (I have short cut nails, you don't need long ones), touch her ear (there's neuron receptor thingies there), and you wanna caress the back of her head while putting her hair out of her face. Neck kissing works extremely well as does touching her nose with your nose while putting your forehead to hers. I also like to grab the female's hand into mine and move my thumb around in her palm, in addition to weaving my fingers through hers. I have only snuggled like 5 chicks though.
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jaxword said:
Nah, I'm just damn hideous and pretty fat
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Dude I wanna be your friend. I've never heard someone say such devasting things about themselves with such nonchalance. I've been there in that pit of low self image and it bums me out to see others there.
 
jred250 said:
Dude I wanna be your friend. I've never heard someone say such devasting things about themselves with such nonchalance. I've been there in that pit of low self image and it bums me out to see others there.
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I agree man, that's not a healthy attitude at all :(
 
NinjaBoiX said:
Sub Level, I hope you don't take offence, but your posts in this thread make me sad. All this hand holding, snuggling nonsense, with a hooker! She must have saw you coming.

She got paid to have her pussy eaten out, get her back massaged, and "snuggle". And she didn't even have any of your cum anywhere near her!

I have a feeling she may want you as a regular dinner ticket client.
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This. Please don't kid yourself that she saw yourself as anything other than a dollar bill with a dick attached to it.
 
Sub_Level said:
Randomly lost it to a Mexican prostitute last night. Was drinking with my friend at a couple bars and he got pretty drunk since I was the one driving. We were heading back to his place and he was like "Dude, do you wanna get laid tonight? Alrighty man, don't tell anyone but..." and yada yada he gets me a prostitute in a hotel within the hour and pays for me to boot (I will pay him back of course)

She was definitely a 7/10, with certain aspects of her steering closer to 6/10. She provided the condoms (we went through a couple). We got down to business pretty quickly and I proceeded to clumsily pound away for 40 minutes or so in a few different positions. I had drank a good bit too, and while I was able to maintain a raging boner, I couldn't cum for the life of my hypothetical future first-born child. It was extremely late too so I kept on falling asleep here and there. I was in no shape to smang it but I swear I gave it everything I had and managed to really pound it a couple times. She started giving me a handjob and massaged my ball sack. Ate her out too (didn't like the taste but hey I got EXP). Then when it was clear that my boner would not go away we spent like 40 minutes cuddling and making out while whispering sweet nothings into each others ears. She's actually a pretty cool girl who's trying to learn English so she can go to school in the states. My spanish is extremely limited so we spent a lot of time laughing at trying to understand what the fuck we were saying to one another.

It's really not a big deal either way. I'm not a different person, for better or worse. I had a hell of a good time though, especially for $120. She was extremely surprised when I told her she took my virginity lol

She said I could come see her again but I think I'm gonna steer clear. If I was a millionaire I'd probably give her a few thousand so she could...do something else with her life. Hopefully I don't come back to this thread in a few weeks and update with "hey bad news guys apparently I got herpes". But hey I crossed one off the bucket list.

I came out of the hotel 2 and a half hours from when I went in, my hair was a mess, I was still extremely buzzed on alcohol, I was fucking tired, but I walked back to my car knowing that the day was seized. Maybe not in the most dignified way possible, but the day was mine.

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NinjaBoiX said:
Sub Level, I hope you don't take offence, but your posts in this thread make me sad. All this hand holding, snuggling nonsense, with a hooker! She must have saw you coming.

She got paid to have her pussy eaten out, get her back massaged, and "snuggle". And she didn't even have any of your cum anywhere near her!

I have a feeling she may want you as a regular dinner ticket client.
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No offense taken (not even from the people straight up calling me a dumb shit). i'm not completely serious with my posts dood. And im completely aware of why the snuggling thing is funny/weird. This isnt something i plan on doing again lol, even if money was less of an issue. Another thing i didnt mention was that she offered to suck me off for an extra $40, which i declined. So its not like i was throwing tons of my friends money in her face for no reason. She obliged whenever i asked her for a certain position and overall i felt i got what i (will eventually have) paid for (but im not a whore expert so maybe my friend overpaid). The shittiest thing i did was the oral, which tasted terrible and potentially gave me herpes (which as of this morning still hasnt had an outbreak so maybe i got lucky)
 
AlimNassor said:
A virgin lasting 40 minutes?

Going down on a mexican hooker?

Why and how?
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Most of the time I cum within 1-2mins, it's just the way I like it. Also, my girlfriend doesn't see a problem with this, in fact she insists I hurry up with my orgasm so I can just get down there and flip around her clit a bit.
 
It's important to let them know before you have sex. If you don't, you run the risk that they think you're experienced. If you're a girl, a (not too bright) guy could think he can plough away fromthe get-go. Resulting in possible painfull hell and trauma.
 
OddSpoon said:
Most of the time I cum within 1-2mins, it's just the way I like it. Also, my girlfriend doesn't see a problem with this, in fact she insists I hurry up with my orgasm so I can just get down there and flip around her clit a bit.
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Hold on...... You get off before she does?!?! What?!?!?! She's OK WITH THIS?!?!?

The ideal solution if you are prone to being a Minute man is to get her close to the point of orgasm and then getting your freak on.. Its only fair.


Do it this way, and she will thank you for it.
 
macuser1of5 said:
You know, I take back all my lulz. snuggling with a hooker is probably pretty rad.
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Snuggling is one of the most pleasurable experiences you can have, when it's with a lovely, clean, attractive, nice smelling girl, who you are head over heels for.

An empty embrace with a rotten Mexican whore sounds really depressing to be honest!
 
jaxword said:
Nah, I'm just damn hideous and pretty fat so I accept that sometimes you just have to realize what you need to do to get by in the world, and that includes sometimes not being alone for a night now and then.
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Could try using the weight. Try and get more fit. Its a real confidence booster.
 
OddSpoon said:
Most of the time I cum within 1-2mins, it's just the way I like it. Also, my girlfriend doesn't see a problem with this, in fact she insists I hurry up with my orgasm so I can just get down there and flip around her clit a bit.
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I think you should reverse the order of operations.
 
I just read through the thread starting from the last page.

For shame GAF, for shame.

I should have known better than to expect that people wouldn't tout stereotypes about people who haven't had sex as truth.
 
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