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[ryan13ts]

I went to Memphis to hang out with some friends last night (I live in Jonesboro, about an hour away) and we hit up a few bars. As the night was coming to an end, I started to walk back to my car by myself. A very haggered and worn looking woman was standing on the corner near where I parked. As I got closer to her, she came up to me and said something a long the lines of "Hey baby, you looking for fun?", I can't remember the exact words. Of course I had no intention of picking up this tramp, but I was slightly tipsy and entertained, so for the hell of it I asked how much and she responded "$2".

I almost lost my shit, I had to contain myself because I thought I might accidentally puke on her from laughing so hard. I gave her a hardy "No Thank you" and made my way back to my car, imagining in my head the amount of STD's this woman had to have by charging someone 2 bucks. I've heard jokes about it but I never thought I'd meet a $2 hoe in the flesh. Talk about taking desperation to a whole new level.....

Needless to say, that made my night.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

She probably wanted to rob you afterwards.

 

[Tom Penny]

She probably wanted to rob you afterwards.

Bingo.

 

[Terra]

She probably wanted to rob you afterwards.

First answer for truth.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiyDvysp1do

 

[HurricaneJesus]

Needless to say, that made my night.

Inhuman.

 

[ryan13ts]

She probably wanted to rob you afterwards.

Never considered that, but I wouldn't put it past her. She was crackhead thin though, so I don't she could put up any sort of fight, minus having a weapon of some sort. It's not like I was going to try to find out in the first place though.

 

[braves01]

And to think some people get rejected by hookers. You must be attractive.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

wow. Must be nice

 

[Salvor.Hardin]

She probably wanted to rob you afterwards.

No. It's because the OP is gorgeous. She dropped her price to $2, some might call a concession, in an attempt to purchase OP as her shag for the night.

 

[YoungFa]

What did you do with the car?

 

[FourMyle]

this happened

 

[Az987]

You should have tried to haggle.

 

[Az]

That is hilarious. Also, You shouldn't drive tipsy.

 

[Trick_GSF]

I went to Memphis to hang out with some friends last night (I live in Jonesboro, about an hour away) and we hit up a few bars. As the night was coming to an end, I started to walk back to my car by myself. A very haggered and worn looking woman was standing on the corner near where I parked. As I got closer to her, she came up to me and said something a long the lines of "Hey baby, you looking for fun?", I can't remember the exact words. Of course I had no intention of picking up this tramp, but I was slightly tipsy and entertained, so for the hell of it I asked how much and she responded "$2".

I almost lost my shit, I had to contain myself because I thought I might accidentally puke on her from laughing so hard. I gave her a hardy "No Thank you" and made my way back to my car, imagining in my head the amount of STD's this woman had to have by charging someone 2 bucks. I've heard jokes about it but I never thought I'd meet a $2 hoe in the flesh. Talk about taking desperation to a whole new level.....

Needless to say, that made my night.

Overcharging.

 

[daviyoung]

tipsy getting into your car?

 

[speculawyer]

I probably would have felt bad for her and gave her a few bucks to go buy a meal.

 

[Jarmel]

Never considered that, but I wouldn't put it past her. She was crackhead thin though, so I don't she could put up any sort of fight, minus having a weapon of some sort. It's not like I was going to try to find out in the first place though.

Guns are the great equalizer.

 

[Talon]

This is depressing as hell.

 

[Row]

tipsy getting into your car?

uh oh

 

[Real Hero]

Yeah real funny.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Never considered that, but I wouldn't put it past her. She was crackhead thin though, so I don't she could put up any sort of fight, minus having a weapon of some sort. It's not like I was going to try to find out in the first place though.

Her pimp's probably steroid thick.

 

[Always-honest]

And to think some people get rejected by hookers. You must be attractive.

Haha, yeah that was great.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

You should have tried to haggle.

lol.

 

[bjb]

That price is outrageous. If you come by my way - I'll break you off for less than a $1.00.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

tipsy getting into your car?

Everyone knows you drive better when you're a little tipsy.

 

[Azzurri]

Good job you probably avoided aids.

 

[Suairyu]

tipsy getting into your car?

"I know my limits!"

 

[Ramblin]

I went to Memphis to hang out with some friends last night (I live in Jonesboro, about an hour away) and we hit up a few bars. As the night was coming to an end, I started to walk back to my car by myself. A very haggered and worn looking woman was standing on the corner near where I parked. As I got closer to her, she came up to me and said something a long the lines of "Hey baby, you looking for fun?", I can't remember the exact words. Of course I had no intention of picking up this tramp, but I was slightly tipsy and entertained, so for the hell of it I asked how much and she responded "$2".

I almost lost my shit, I had to contain myself because I thought I might accidentally puke on her from laughing so hard. I gave her a hardy "No Thank you" and made my way back to my car, imagining in my head the amount of STD's this woman had to have by charging someone 2 bucks. I've heard jokes about it but I never thought I'd meet a $2 hoe in the flesh. Talk about taking desperation to a whole new level.....

Needless to say, that made my night.

Such a charming young man you must be. She must have been giving you a deal because she felt sorry for you.

 

[commedieu]

I feel like this is some how going to backfire.

 

[ryan13ts]

I probably would have felt bad for her and gave her a few bucks to go buy a meal.

That's a lesson I learned the hard way to NEVER do. A homeless guy came up to me once while I was over there and asked for a few dollars to get something to eat. I felt really bad for him so I went to pull some money out of my wallet and he punched me in the face and took my entire wallet. I only had like $30 bucks in there, but the bigger pain was having to cancel all my cards and get new ID's.

Basically, I NEVER pull out money in front of shady people after that, especially in Memphis. If that had never happened, I might have actually just given it to her out of pity.

 

[TheMan]

tipsy getting into your car?

Busted!
Time for the Internet police to find out who the OP is and send his info to the real police

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

How did you get home?

 

[Glorified G]

Of course I had no intention of picking up this tramp, but I was slightly tipsy and entertained

uh huh.

 

[bjb]

That's a lesson I learned the hard way to NEVER

And yet you seemingly still haven't learned to not drive drunk.

 

[flamingotripod]

tipsy getting into your car?

lol at driving tipsy like its not a big deal

 

[Reven]

Aids is cheap.

 

[Az]

In before I only had 2 beers.

 

[mr2xxx]

I would of gave her $20 if she promised to not fuck anyone anyone that night.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I thought this was gonna be her asking to fuck you and offering to pay you $2 for it.

 

[Snake]

I think we know who the real villain is here.

All those highfalutin $3 hookers.

 

[Kimawolf]

So you drove home "tipsy" and avoided getting beat down and robbed. Suppose we all can't lead that charmed a life huh?

 

[EloquentM]

Oh man, you should've omitted the car part.

 

[Ingueferroque]

Needless to say, that made my night.

You seem like a nice guy.

 

[Log4Girlz]

tipsy getting into your car?

Did you run her over?

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Did you run her over?

:lol

 

[Ramblin]

Of course I had no intention of picking up this tramp,I thought I might accidentally puke on her from laughing so hard. imagining in my head the amount of STD's this woman had to have by charging someone 2 bucks. I've heard jokes about it but I never thought I'd meet a $2 hoe in the flesh. Talk about taking desperation to a whole new level.....

Needless to say, that made my night.

I might have actually just given it to her out of pity.

Are you sure you understand the definition of pity?

 

[bjb]

OP you seem like a hot mess. Perhaps this was a match made in late-night heaven.

 

[Borgnine]

As the night was coming to an end, I started to walk back to my car by myself.

What did your sober friend sitting in the driver's seat say when you got to the car after walking there by yourself?

 

[everthustodeadbeats]

That is hilarious. Also, You shouldn't drive tipsy.

He'll burn off one beer during the drive as it is an hour.