So, a hooker propositioned me for $2 last night...
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outunderthestars
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The official order (at least in the UK) is...
Tipsy.
Merry.
Half-cut.
Pie-eyed.
Inebriated.
Three sheets to the wind.
Drunk.
Pissed.
Sozzled.
Rat-arsed.
Shit-faced.
Very drunk.
Trolleyed.
Trousered.
Bollocksed.
Legless.
Cunted.
Comatose.
Dead.
Yup... =(
OP is steering clear of those DUI questions
Not really, was just at work. Anyways though, I wasn't even remotely near what you would call "drunk". Hell, Tipsy was probably too much of an overstatement. I had like 3 beers the entire night, separated by more than like 6 hours, I was pretty much there just to hang out with friends I hadn't seen in some time. For some reason, a lot of GAF'ers in this thread must have some mental image in they're head of me swerving through lanes with a 40' in my hand about to hit a group of disabled children.... Hardly the case, as I was perfectly fine to drive. I know when I'm too drunk to drive, I wouldn't risk my life or anyone else's if I had even an inkling that I was too smashed to get behind the wheel.
And as far as me being a dick for laughing at the women offering me sexual favors for $2.... sue me. I thought it was funny and I still do, so I'm not going to apologize for it. If it makes sensitive-GAF feel any better though, it wasn't the woman's pitiful situation that I found funny, just the fact that anyone would charge $2 for a sexual favor of ANY kind... that's just way too low, especially in this competitive market
Also, I didn't actually laugh at the woman's face, I'm not that mean. Just sort of laughed to myself thinking about the whole bit.
Not really, was just at work. Anyways though, I wasn't even remotely near what you would call "drunk". Hell, Tipsy was probably too much of an overstatement. I had like 3 beers the entire night, separated by more than like 6 hours, I was pretty much there just to hang out with friends I hadn't seen in some time. For some reason, a lot of GAF'ers in this thread must have some mental image in they're head of me swerving through lanes with a 40' in my hand about to hit a group of disabled children.... Hardly the case, as I was perfectly fine to drive. I know when I'm too drunk to drive, I wouldn't risk my life or anyone else's if I had even an inkling that I was too smashed to get behind the wheel.
And as far as me being a dick for laughing at the women offering me sexual favors for $2.... sue me. I thought it was funny and I still do, so I'm not going to apologize for it. If it makes sensitive-GAF feel any better though, it wasn't the woman's pitiful situation that I found funny, just the fact that anyone would charge $2 for a sexual favor of ANY kind... that's just way too low, especially in this competitive market
Not going to sue you, but I definitely think that it lacks a basic sense of human empathy. "Too low"? Competitive market? Come on man the very fact that it was so low is just one of many indicators that this woman's life is shit and too laugh at her plight just seems gross to me.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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Not really, was just at work. Anyways though, I wasn't even remotely near what you would call "drunk". Hell, Tipsy was probably too much of an overstatement. I had like 3 beers the entire night, separated by more than like 6 hours, I was pretty much there just to hang out with friends I hadn't seen in some time. For some reason, a lot of GAF'ers in this thread must have some mental image in they're head of me swerving through lanes with a 40' in my hand about to hit a group of disabled children.... Hardly the case, as I was perfectly fine to drive. I know when I'm too drunk to drive, I wouldn't risk my life or anyone else's if I had even an inkling that I was too smashed to get behind the wheel.
And as far as me being a dick for laughing at the women offering me sexual favors for $2.... sue me. I thought it was funny and I still do, so I'm not going to apologize for it. If it makes sensitive-GAF feel any better though, it wasn't the woman's pitiful situation that I found funny, just the fact that anyone would charge $2 for a sexual favor of ANY kind... that's just way too low, especially in this competitive market
Also, I didn't actually laugh at the woman's face, I'm not that mean. Just sort of laughed to myself thinking about the whole bit.
You don't have to be swerving to be drunk driving. You can't be this dumb.
Not really, was just at work. Anyways though, I wasn't even remotely near what you would call "drunk". Hell, Tipsy was probably too much of an overstatement. I had like 3 beers the entire night, separated by more than like 6 hours, I was pretty much there just to hang out with friends I hadn't seen in some time. For some reason, a lot of GAF'ers in this thread must have some mental image in they're head of me swerving through lanes with a 40' in my hand about to hit a group of disabled children.... Hardly the case, as I was perfectly fine to drive. I know when I'm too drunk to drive, I wouldn't risk my life or anyone else's if I had even an inkling that I was too smashed to get behind the wheel.
And as far as me being a dick for laughing at the women offering me sexual favors for $2.... sue me. I thought it was funny and I still do, so I'm not going to apologize for it. If it makes sensitive-GAF feel any better though, it wasn't the woman's pitiful situation that I found funny, just the fact that anyone would charge $2 for a sexual favor of ANY kind... that's just way too low, especially in this competitive market
Also, I didn't actually laugh at the woman's face, I'm not that mean. Just sort of laughed to myself thinking about the whole bit.
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Sickboy007
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Perfect. Fuck your avatar though.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Not really, was just at work. Anyways though, I wasn't even remotely near what you would call "drunk". Hell, Tipsy was probably too much of an overstatement. I had like 3 beers the entire night, separated by more than like 6 hours, I was pretty much there just to hang out with friends I hadn't seen in some time. For some reason, a lot of GAF'ers in this thread must have some mental image in they're head of me swerving through lanes with a 40' in my hand about to hit a group of disabled children.... Hardly the case, as I was perfectly fine to drive. I know when I'm too drunk to drive, I wouldn't risk my life or anyone else's if I had even an inkling that I was too smashed to get behind the wheel.
And as far as me being a dick for laughing at the women offering me sexual favors for $2.... sue me. I thought it was funny and I still do, so I'm not going to apologize for it. If it makes sensitive-GAF feel any better though, it wasn't the woman's pitiful situation that I found funny, just the fact that anyone would charge $2 for a sexual favor of ANY kind... that's just way too low, especially in this competitive market
Also, I didn't actually laugh at the woman's face, I'm not that mean. Just sort of laughed to myself thinking about the whole bit.
You ever watch Maury? People on that show have had sex in exchange for a 1.79 hamburger.
But wait, what if you thought you were good to drive when you really aren't cause you reached the border between tipsy and smashed?
SCULLIBUNDO
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Dat backpedal.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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But it sounds like you are laughing at her pitiful situation.
But wait, what if she was just attracted to you and was playing along with the joke you started? But then you left laughing at her, and now she probably feels horrid.
Wow dude. So go on about the commodities market as it relates to sex. I'm intrigued.
But wait, what if she was just attracted to you and was playing along with the joke you started? But then you left laughing at her, and now she probably feels horrid.
Wow dude. So go on about the commodities market as it relates to sex. I'm intrigued.
Mammoth Jones
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I was 11 the first time a hooker tried to offer me some. I had ZERO idea what was going on. My dad was with me at the time and explained it. I was so very confused.
Dude, three beers in six hours. He just made the part up about being tipsy to sound cool.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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But being tipsy doesn't make you sound cool.
Makes you sound silly. So he was basically stone cold sober when he made this woman feel awful about the joke he initiated. Which is worse, cause at least if you're drunk, there's a sense of understanding about asshole-esque uninhibited behavior.
This whole thread is like this:
minus the Tomb Raider at the end.
But being tipsy doesn't make you sound cool.
Makes you sound silly. So he was basically stone cold sober when he made this woman feel awful about the joke he initiated. Which is worse, cause at least if you're drunk, there's a sense of understanding about asshole-esque uninhibited behavior.
This whole thread is like this:
Hookers don't have feelings.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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But how do we really know she was a hooker? Being on a street corner and asking someone if they're looking for fun isn't necessarily the sign of a hooker.
He's lucky he wasn't robbed and killed though.
Dark Stalkers
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This backfire isn't all that funny tbh.
She asked for payment though, so...
But being tipsy doesn't make you sound cool.
Makes you sound silly. So he was basically stone cold sober when he made this woman feel awful about the joke he initiated. Which is worse, cause at least if you're drunk, there's a sense of understanding about asshole-esque uninhibited behavior.
This whole thread is like this:
You're exactly right. I mean, either that or we could believe that he was actually tipsy, probably drinking way more than 3 beers in six hours. But after the OP found out that drunk driving is actually pretty offensive to most people he backed off.
dskillzhtown
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I had a similiar experience in Atlanta. I thinks he said someting odd like 4 bucks. I gave her a 10 and told her to get some food. She seemed thankful, but probably used that to get high. I would like to hope she got some food instead.
Fixed.
Really? Talk about compassion.
uh huh
Hero_of_the_Day
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So you found the perfect tipsy balance. Tipsy enough to do something you wouldn't normally do, talk to a hooker, but not so tipsy as to hinder your driving ability. Nailed the balance.
Contrary to what you might want to believe, I'm not so obsessed to what certain GAF'ers thinks that I'm going to change my story to please them. If I had been completely smashed when this happened, I would have just said so. Like I said before, I barely had anything to drink the entire night so saying I was tipsy might have been a bit of an overstatement, but that's about the extent of it. Obviously, my idea of tipsy is very different from a good portion of GAF.
Also, I'm also loving Moral/Police GAF Force here in this thread. I'm sure they've NEVER done or thought anything that could be construed as offensive or mean. I'm sure these are the same people that make horrific jokes and one-liners at depressing and sad news stories in this forum, yet I'm Devil for laughing to myself for being propositioned by a hooker? Give me a break.
LaserBuddha
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Dude turned down a $2 tug job. Stupid, spoiled Americans.
Spring-Loaded
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Such hate is unwarranted
You would have done the same thing had you seen her.
Hero_of_the_Day
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It's not that you just said you were tipsy, but you actually used it as an excuse for your actions (responding to the woman). So, you went from using it as an excuse to saying you were exaggerating and weren't really tipsy. That's the back pedaling I'm finding interesting.
LaserBuddha
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They give out paper bags at the liquor store for a reason.
LaserBuddha
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ryan13ts, you said something silly and didn't realize it. But at least realize it and move on.
Pointing out that you're not the monster, and maybe we should all take a look at ourselves, isn't really taking ownership of the OP. If I told a cop I was "tipsy" if he asked had I been drinking, I'd be arrested as would anyone else. Come on.
Then you claim you don't care about what GAF thinks, yet were inclined to lie about your sobriety during the event? Come on.
Come on.
Edit;
Everyone does mean stuff.
Everyone doesn't post douchey tidbits of their life as if its something to brag about, lie about the story, then claim making a person feel like shit(who is at rock bottom) made you feel good.
COME ON.
Pointing out that you're not the monster, and maybe we should all take a look at ourselves, isn't really taking ownership of the OP. If I told a cop I was "tipsy" if he asked had I been drinking, I'd be arrested as would anyone else. Come on.
Then you claim you don't care about what GAF thinks, yet were inclined to lie about your sobriety during the event? Come on.
Come on.
Edit;
Everyone does mean stuff.
Everyone doesn't post douchey tidbits of their life as if its something to brag about, lie about the story, then claim making a person feel like shit(who is at rock bottom) made you feel good.
COME ON.
You poor baby, is sensitive-GAF picking on you? Next thing you know we'll be taking away your guns and giving healthcare to your parking lot girlfriend, you drunkdriving-GAFfer.
Roger Danish
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NotTheGuyYouKill
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HomerSimpson-Man
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$2?
Yeah, would have tried to rob you, that and fuel a drug habit.
Yeah, would have tried to rob you, that and fuel a drug habit.
Amibguous Cad
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With 3 beers in 6 hours, there is no way he was over the limit in any jurisdiction no matter how much of a lightweight he is.
EDIT: according to this highly unscientific BAC calculator, he would be at 0.00 BAC if he weighed 125 pounds, though it could be higher if he drank mostly later in the night. Driving on six hours of sleep is probably more dangerous.
LaserBuddha
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You need a hobby.
Oh god the poor hooker, at least now this thread has a proper victim!
Spring-Loaded
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Ether-dispensing seems like a decent hobby.
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