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[LordCanti]

Today on NeoGAF: drunk driver laughs at desperate, poor woman

"Drunk driver too good for $2 blowjob"

 

[Vilam]

I'm not sure if this is a serious post or not. But $18 for a burger? What.

She must have been planning to pick up Five Guys.

 

[StriKeVillain]

Proposition Ho

 

[DJMicLuv]

Did she charge by the inch?

 

[I'm an expert]

Love how the op straight dodgin this thread now..

 

[Skeyser]

Did she charge by the inch?

should have been 1st post

 

[jamesinclair]

You shouldn't drive drunk. But of all places to admit to it you do it here. Jesus Christ.

Is the admit to drunk driving = perm ban rule still in effect?

 

[HappyBivouac]

I went to Memphis to hang out with some friends last night (I live in Jonesboro, about an hour away) and we hit up a few bars. As the night was coming to an end, I started to walk back to my car by myself. A very haggered and worn looking woman was standing on the corner near where I parked. As I got closer to her, she came up to me and said something a long the lines of "Hey baby, you looking for fun?", I can't remember the exact words. Of course I had no intention of picking up this tramp, but I was slightly tipsy and entertained, so for the hell of it I asked how much and she responded "$2".

I almost lost my shit, I had to contain myself because I thought I might accidentally puke on her from laughing so hard. I gave her a hardy "No Thank you" and made my way back to my car, imagining in my head the amount of STD's this woman had to have by charging someone 2 bucks. I've heard jokes about it but I never thought I'd meet a $2 hoe in the flesh. Talk about taking desperation to a whole new level.....

Needless to say, that made my night.

Yes, laugh at someone for prostituting herself out and living on $2 payments.

What the fuck.

 

[dallow_bg]

You need to grow up in an number of ways.
Start with not driving under the influence of alcohol.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Amazing thread backfire.

 

[thecouncil]

That reminds me:

Late one night, not too long ago, in the men's room of a Philadelphia train station, a man, dressed as a woman, said to me, "I'll suck your dick for a quarter."

Good times.

 

[SapientWolf]

"Drunk driver too good for $2 blowjob"

Well, it's not like you can get a refund for a BJ if you have trouble getting it up.

 

[KillGore]

Are you hot, OP??

 

[throwawayname]

this happened

I can confirm, I am hooker.

 

[MightyHealthy]

Today on NeoGAF: drunk driver laughs at desperate, poor woman

mmmmm this.

love a stealth brag thread backfire.

 

[Htown]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiyDvysp1do

this is the correct response

tipsy getting into your car?

HOLD IT!

 

[bud]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiyDvysp1do

how could she know that he has a big dick?

 

[Codeblue]

"Drunk driver too good for $2 blowjob"

"Drunk drives away from risky proposition".

 

[Plasmid]

I lived in jonesboro for a while, memphis is full of gross people and sad dreams.

 

[PaulExcellent]

I dunno, dude.
Sounds like a sweet deal.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I went to Memphis to hang out with some friends last night (I live in Jonesboro, about an hour away) and we hit up a few bars. As the night was coming to an end, I started to walk back to my car by myself. A very haggered and worn looking woman was standing on the corner near where I parked. As I got closer to her, she came up to me and said something a long the lines of "Hey baby, you looking for fun?", I can't remember the exact words. Of course I had no intention of picking up this tramp, but I was slightly tipsy and entertained, so for the hell of it I asked how much and she responded "$2".

I almost lost my shit, I had to contain myself because I thought I might accidentally puke on her from laughing so hard. I gave her a hardy "No Thank you" and made my way back to my car, imagining in my head the amount of STD's this woman had to have by charging someone 2 bucks. I've heard jokes about it but I never thought I'd meet a $2 hoe in the flesh. Talk about taking desperation to a whole new level.....

Needless to say, that made my night.

Somewhat surprised you didn't tell her to "get a fucking job" before setting her on fire.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Somewhat surprised you didn't tell her to "get a fucking job" before setting her on fire.

I think she has the fucking job.

 

[Des0lar]

Docpan thread?





Am I really the first to mention this?

 

[EloquentM]

It was a sale.

Fire sale

Spoiler

herpes

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Somewhat surprised you didn't tell her to "get a fucking job" before setting her on fire.

I don't know why this made me laugh.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Did she look better or worse than Steve O's $2 hookers OP?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwVRwyRYc8M&t=1m30s

 

[daviyoung]

I think she has the fucking job.

nice

 

[Instro]

Well he couldn't have been that drunk if he avoided the $2 hooker.

 

[Naked Prime]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm1opP8x3Qo

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

 

[PorkChopSandwiches]

i dont get it, is tipsy the first description of being affected by alcohol, does it go tipsy>buzzed>drunk>wasted?





Please respond.

 

[shaowebb]

Drunk driving and his night was made by laughing at someone reduced to working a corner for $2.

OP you disgust me.

 

[MormaPope]

This is one of the weirdest thread backfires I've ever seen. Apparently the OP should've either had sex with a STD vending machine for $2. been robbed, and then he would still have to drive home tipsy.

I don't condone drunk driving, being I command of a two ton vehicle makes you responsible for a lot of shit, but why harp on OP for this fact?

EDIT: Was something taken out of the original OP?

 

[BeerSnob]

So, did you run any orphans down on the way home or maybe rob a blind person too? Because this is going hilariously wrong.

 

[User 100115]

Also, I don't think being "slightly tipsy" is the term if you were worried you "might accidentally puke on her from laughing so hard."

I believe wasted is the term you were looking for.

 

[LordCanti]

i dont get it, is tipsy the first description of being affected by alcohol, does it go tipsy>buzzed>drunk>wasted?





Please respond.

Tipsy driving is drunk driving.

I'd say buzzed is before tipsy.

 

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Tipsy driving is drunk driving.

I'd say buzzed is before tipsy.

So is it ever ok to get behind the wheel if you feel at all affected by alcohol? buzzed driving is drunk driving, as is tipsy driving.

 

[LordCanti]

So is it ever ok to get behind the wheel if you feel at all affected by alcohol? buzzed driving is drunk driving, as is tipsy driving.

I think you can be buzzed and still below the legal limit. No one should ever tempt fate like that though.

Drunk drivers are assholes.

 

[War Peaceman]

What a prick. Drink driving and mocking a desperate and out of luck lady.

 

[PBY]

How is this a laughing matter? Damn, this is depressing as hell. How do you not even feel the slightest bit of empathy or at least some level of basic sadness for a fellow human?

Pretty much disgusted by all of this, and generally not one to judge.

 

[Codeblue]

This is one of the weirdest thread backfires I've ever seen. Apparently the OP should've either had sex with a STD vending machine for $2. been robbed, and then he would still have to drive home tipsy.

I don't condone drunk driving, being I command of a two ton vehicle makes you responsible for a lot of shit, but why harp on OP for this fact?

EDIT: Was something taken out of the original OP?

OP should have:

1. Not laughed at the depressing state of another human being. No one is telling him to take her up on it.

2. Should have thought about transportation before he started drinking like a capable adult. People will harp on this not because it endangers the OP, but it endangers anyone who happens to be driving that night.

 

[chogidogs]

OP is posting this from heaven. Don't drink and drive, kids.

 

[PBY]

OP should have:

1. Not laughed at the depressing state of another human being. No one is telling him to take her up on it.

2. Should have thought about transportation before he started drinking like a capable adult. People will harp on this not because it endangers the OP, but it endangers anyone who happens to be driving that night.

Yeah, like I said in my post above- its a really, really sad situation- and its hard to imagine how you wouldn't feel some sort of empathy, or at least just sadness at the whole situation. And that isn't even touching on the drunk driving.

 

[Cheesecakebobby]

I heard that a lot of prostitutes are going f2p. They aren't as good looking as AAA prostitutes but you can pay for cosmetic upgrades like a paper bag.

 

[BeerSnob]

I heard that a lot of prostitutes are going f2p. They aren't as good looking as AAA prostitutes but you can pay for cosmetic upgrades like a paper bag.

What does the "P" stand for? Do I want to know?

 

[waypoetic]

OP is steering clear of those DUI questions

 

[mantidor]

I'm not familiar at all with slang, but couldn't it mean $2 something? like $200 maybe? you can get $2 just by begging, seems awfully cheap.

 

[Keyouta]

Irresponsible of you to drink and drive. Is a taxi too expensive? How about a friend who could have driven?

 

[Brofist]

$2? Did she make you holla?

 

[soul creator]

You should have tried to haggle.

one rib!