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[dc89]

Massive.

 

[Wilbur]

Looooooooool these are the worst flags of all time. For fucks sake

DDG is gonna make the world whole once more and save us from the apocalypse

 

[arkon]

i get it with the team colors and everything, but do you really want your fans waving white flags all night?

plastic flag amateurs!

They are already dead. Might as well surrender.

 

[Wes]

i get it with the team colors and everything, but do you really want your fans waving white flags all night?

plastic flag amateurs!

Spoiler

It's so they can all hold them up and it reveals a huge 1000 on it because Giggs will start.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hard to believe but I'll take your word on that. That's pretty impressive and dedicated.

I think the player who is sung about more than any other even now is Eric Cantona even though he stopped playing 15 years ago.

 

[Mastadon]

Mine splashed and I felt the water jump back up my bottom such was the density of my turd. Felt like I was being raped by Aquaman

:lol

That watery finger is the worst.

 

[dc89]

Brenton....
Brenton?

 

[Mastadon]

Brenton....
Brenton?

 

[Wilbur]

We should commission Sunhi to do a Brent dance gif with Rodgers' head and the Liverpool players watching on

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

David De Gea will get a red card tonight and give away a penalty. Book it.

 

[Clegg]

Who would buy a Kia Provo in Northern Ireland?

 

[kharma45]

De Gea Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra Carrick Cleverley Nani Welbeck Giggs V. Persie


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Madrid are Lopez Arbeloa Varane SRamos FCoentrao XAlonso Khedira diMaria Ozil Ronaldo Higuain

 

[Clegg]

Rooney isn't playing?

Uh oh

 

[Wilbur]

Nani.

Giggs.

No Rooney.

What.

I don't.

What.

Fuck.

I'm gonna.

No.

My rectum has started to bleed.

This is the end.

Oh god

 

[Regulus Tera]

What no Rooney?

 

[Clegg]

I don't know what the situation is with Rooney.

But if he's fit and has just been dropped then he's going to be furious.

And that's a shite team btw.

 

[kharma45]

Fergie has lost it.

LOST THE FUCKING PLOT

 

[Willkiller]

RIP Man U

 

[Wilbur]

So Rooney and Kagawa's sky high confidence from Saturday in a fluid looking counter attacking side is substituted for Giggs and Welbeck, while Vidic plays again in the space of a few days.

Fucking hell. 1-3 Madrid, calling it right now. Right fucking now.

Fergie, why?

 

[WJD]

Frogie why

 

[D_prOdigy]

De Gea Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra Carrick Cleverley Nani Welbeck Giggs V. Persie

Well of all the possibilities, I wouldn't have predicted that.

This is the 4-5-1 at the Etihad all over again.

At least now I know we're going to lose.

 

[Phantast2k]

Donezk manager Mircea Lucescu: "whoever wins today will reach the final", lmao

No Hummels, as expected. You can do it, Santana-sama!

 

[Joel Was Right]

United 1 - 3 Madrid

 

[kharma45]

Rooney dropped.

Thanks for the new news DC

 

[Lightning]

Has the Dortmund team been confirmed?

 

[Bo-Locks]

So if we win, Fergie is a genius. If we lose, he's lost the plot.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Nani.

Giggs.

No Rooney.

What.

I don't.

What.

Fuck.

I'm gonna.

No.

My rectum has started to bleed.

This is the end.

Oh god

This will be one of those times when Fergie thinks he has the secret formula and RM run all over us (like Barca in the finals)

 

[LegoArmo]

What the fuck, NO!

 

[Vivalaraza]

Fofyc

 

[Joel Was Right]

Guys, Di Matteo got sacked

 

[Noirulus]

Rooney and Kagawa will probably get subbed in?

 

[arkon]

Rooney's on the bench or out of the matchday squad entirely?

 

[Meier]

Rooney was so distraught after being reminded how much more United fans love Ronaldo than him that he ate himself into a stupor and pulled out his hair plugs. Fergie had no choice but to bench him.

 

[kharma45]

So if we win, Fergie is a genius. If we lose, he's lost the plot.

If we win it's still a stupid team.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Makes 0 sense. Nani? Why?

 

[Wilbur]

Team selection is shit. Sentimentality apparently more important than what's best. Rooney and Kagawa's attacking fluidity and confidence shelved for a 40 year old man's chance to get a clap at the start of the game

I know in SAF we trust and whatnot, but I'm fucking fuming. Already feel like the good work of the first leg is wasted.

Fuck this.

 

[Clegg]

The Guardian are reporting that Rooney isn't even in the squad.

He must be injured.

 

[dc89]

Do I know you Brenton?

 

[Broder Salsa]

He probably asked to go to City again.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

The Guardian are reporting that Rooney isn't even in the squad.

He must be injured.

I hope so...otherwise its fucking stupid.

But still...Nani over Kagawa too. WHY WHY WHY

 

[kharma45]

The Guardian are reporting that Rooney isn't even in the squad.

He must be injured.

ITV saying he got off the team bus looking happy and smiling.

 

[Joel Was Right]

The Guardian are reporting that Rooney isn't even in the squad.

He must be injured.

He's on the bench

 

[Vivalaraza]

ITV saying he got off the team bus looking happy and smiling.

Yeah he was chillin with Anderson.

 

[kharma45]

I can't believe the Daily Mail was right about Rooney not starting yesterday.

 

[Wes]

NOONEY?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Fergie does things I can wrap my head around. Maybe that's his brilliant tactic. Who knows.

 

[Clegg]

Ok so he IS on the bench.

Fergie what r u doing?

 

[D_prOdigy]

COME ON YOU LOS BLANCOS

 

[Can Crusher]

Uh Oh, Ronaldo broke his toe.

 

[kharma45]

Subs are Lindegaard, Evans, Valencia, Young, Kagawa, Rooney Chicha