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[Sviatoslav]

No as in we're going to win Europa thanks to two people.

Two people > Russian football.

In fact Wooden on Fifa > Russian Football.

I thought we were going to win Europa too until we ran into the powerhouse that is FC Basel. You'll know what that feels like soon enough.

Commie is on form tonight. I love you svia

Quickly becoming your favourite poster?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Footy-GAF got me back on FB.

Footy-GAF is powerful.

 

[bud]

when does your little brother turn eighteen

 

[Wilbur]

I thought we were going to win Europa too until we ran into the powerhouse that is FC Basel. You'll know what that feels like soon enough.



Quickly becoming your favourite poster?

Any motherfucker who is ogling my mother isn't even in my top ten

Yurt come back. Society has crashed without you.

 

[kingellesar]

I thought we were going to win Europa too until we ran into the powerhouse that is FC Basel. You'll know what that feels like soon enough.

You honestly thought you'd win it?

Im still bitter at Zenit being a pile of shite in the CL. Would've won me a few hundred with the group multiple i had on with a mate.

Every fucking game you were a shower of shite.

I think we'll sneak past Basel but it will be two tough games. I think we'll draw Chelsea in the semis though.

 

[pulga]

Any motherfucker who is ogling my mother isn't even in my top ten

Yurt come back. Society has crashed without you.

I want to stalk Yogurt. In my mind he looks like Marchisio <3

 

[deGod]

Think this is the weirdest after dark ever

 

[Wilbur]

when does your little brother turn eighteen

i cant breathe
literally rofl
why is there no bed for me here

 

[shortyme]

Think this is the weirdest after dark ever

Its the weirdest one in a while.

 

[Carbonox]

Any motherfucker who is ogling my mother isn't even in my top ten

Yurt come back. Society has crashed without you.

But I just printed out a pic of your mum, shat on it whilst standing upright and stuck both the poo and picture in a blender for my consumption whilst fapping to pictures of Ken Denny.

 

[Clegg]

No wonder Jeff hardly posts here any more.

 

[Hixx]

wait wilbur you have more than 1 brother?

or does freewheelin play sims and make his own family in it??

 

[deGod]

Its the weirdest one in a while.

It's the weirdest one I seen although I haven't been on in months

 

[Wilbur]

But I just printed out a pic of your mum, shat on it whilst standing upright and stuck both the poo and picture in a blender for my consumption whilst fapping to pictures of Ken Denny.

You're twelfth.

I miss Jeff. He'd never treat me like this

 

[shortyme]

You're twelfth.

I miss Jeff. He'd never treat me like this

I wasn't creepin your mum, can we be friends?

 

[Wilbur]

I wasn't creepin your mum, can we be friends?

You're quickly becoming my favourite poster

Seriously guys people won't find out where I live and murder me will they

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

You're quickly becoming my favourite poster

Seriously guys people won't find out where I live and murder me will they

Probably not.

 

[Vivalaraza]

No wonder Jeff hardly posts here any more.

He has a wife and kids to protect.

Understandable.

 

[shortyme]

You're quickly becoming my favourite poster

Seriously guys people won't find out where I live and murder me will they

I live in Canada, I'm way too lazy for that.

 

[Hixx]

wilbur I'm sending you 15 pizzas atm

 

[Wilbur]

Probably not.

Reassuring.

A WOMAN JUST ADDED ME

DO WE HAVE A WOMAN MEMBER OF FOOTBALL GAF

IM SORRY WHAT I SAID ABOUT PINK VAGINAS YESTERDAY

 

[pulga]

You're quickly becoming my favourite poster

Seriously guys people won't find out where I live and murder me will they

I live too far.



For now.

 

[Sviatoslav]

You honestly thought you'd win it?

Im still bitter at Zenit being a pile of shite in the CL. Would've won me a few hundred with the group multiple i had on with a mate.

Every fucking game you were a shower of shite.

I think we'll sneak past Basel but it will be two tough games. I think we'll draw Chelsea in the semis though.

It honestly reminded me of our winning run in 2008. We played like shit in the first couple of knockout rounds back then including losing 3-0 to Marseille away until a late Arshavin( <3 <3 <3) goal made it 3-1 and then scraping through at home. Then we turned it on out of nowhere the rest of the way including a 4-0 pounding of BAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN.

Yeah we were dreadful in the CL, we even lost to fucking Anderlecht. Don't worry though, it doesn't look like we'll be in the CL next year.

 

[shortyme]

Reassuring.

A WOMAN JUST ADDED ME

DO WE HAVE A WOMAN MEMBER OF FOOTBALL GAF

IM SORRY WHAT I SAID ABOUT PINK VAGINAS YESTERDAY

hahaha, wow

 

[Messi]

It's the weirdest one I seen although I haven't been on in months

My personal fave was the night with the sexdolls/oliviabot.

 

[pulga]

Reassuring.

A WOMAN JUST ADDED ME

DO WE HAVE A WOMAN MEMBER OF FOOTBALL GAF

IM SORRY WHAT I SAID ABOUT PINK VAGINAS YESTERDAY

I knew there was something fishy about Timerda.

 

[Hixx]

My personal fave was the night with the sexdolls/oliviabot.

have you seen those new pics of olivia wilde on egotastic

her face looks like a door with eyes on it

 

[Clegg]

Reassuring.

A WOMAN JUST ADDED ME

DO WE HAVE A WOMAN MEMBER OF FOOTBALL GAF

IM SORRY WHAT I SAID ABOUT PINK VAGINAS YESTERDAY

Is it Devo?

 

[Wilbur]

Seriously I'm so confused. I want to know who added me

Their profile pic made me laugh

And they're already friends with woodencunt

Hixx those pizzas better not have mushrooms

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Seriously I'm so confused. I want to know who added me

Their profile pic made me laugh

And they're already friends with woodencunt

Hixx those pizzas better not have mushrooms

It's shortyme.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

You're quickly becoming my favourite poster

Seriously guys people won't find out where I live and murder me will they

I know where you live.... Just PM me if you want to know.

 

[Wilbur]

I know where you live.... Just PM me if you want to know.

Ugh god I forgot

I hate football gaf

 

[Vivalaraza]

It's shortyme.

Good work detective.

Laboured is an enigma to me. I'm not even sure I believe that's your FB account.

 

[bud]

Seriously I'm so confused. I want to know who added me

Their profile pic made me laugh

And they're already friends with woodencunt

Hixx those pizzas better not have mushrooms

does she have very dark/black hair

 

[Broder Salsa]

Quiche already gave us directions on mumble today, we were all discussing this hot topic.

 

[Hixx]

Ugh god I forgot

I hate football gaf

quiche said he saw your dad and he was hot too

 

[Vivalaraza]

Ugh god I forgot

I hate football gaf

You should just cut Freewheelin' loose at this point. Not worth it. He's gonna get you guys killed.

 

[Messi]

have you seen those new pics of olivia wilde on egotastic

her face looks like a door with eyes on it

I for one think she looks amazing in those pictures, and I will soon make an avatar from one of them.

I might be a tad biased though

Edit: Also holy fuck her jaw looks sexy as fuck in those pictures. Dat Jaw

 

[Broder Salsa]

quiche said he saw your dad and he was hot too

This sounds weird... But it's true.

 

[Wilbur]

does she have very dark/black hair

Not on her head

Quiche already gave us directions on mumble today, we were all discussing this hot topic.

You're lucky you live on a frozen island

quiche said he saw your dad and he was hot too

I'm telling you he has a fucking head like a toaster

 

[shortyme]

Good work detective.

Laboured is an enigma to me. I'm not even sure I believe that's your FB account.

He's got great detective skills

 

[Clegg]

I bet Laboured isn't even a real horse.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You're lucky you live on a frozen island

(I don't live in Copenhagen anymore cockfucker)

 

[Wilbur]

You should just cut Freewheelin' loose at this point. Not worth it. He's gonna get you guys killed.

I've tried to send him back to the fucking zoo

 

[shortyme]

I bet Laboured isn't even a real horse.

He's a horse where it counts.

 

[Wilbur]

(I don't live in Copenhagen anymore cockfucker)

Just leave me, my mother and my poor geographical knowledge alone

MUMEI JUST BAN THEM ALL

BAN ME

SOMEONE GET BANNED

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

(I don't live in Copenhagen anymore cockfucker)

Circumstantial evidence. I'll want Andres to rule on this one.

 

[Messi]

Just leave me, my mother and my poor geographical knowledge alone

MUMEI JUST BAN THEM ALL

BAN ME

SOMEONE GET BANNED

Doing anything to Wilbs mother is fucked up guys. Seriously.

 

[Vivalaraza]

He's a horse where it counts.

Pennies dropping.

This is so weird.

 

[Gareth Bale]

I've been trying to follow this whilst I'm working in the library and I'm so confused. Someone found the Rhodes bros mum on facebook?

Apparently one of my mates got Fifa to work on my computer again. Time to head home.