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[bud]

wilbury and freewheelin'

be honest

don't lie

no one's watching, it's just footy-gaf here

have you ever sniffed your mommy's panties

be honest bros

 

[pulga]

We don't normally dress the dog up, that was just for a laugh. She loves it anyway

I love my dog



Look at my mum as a kid
Look at me as a kid
We are the same

Look at my mum as an adult
Imagine me as an adult
Stop masturbating

can I have your little straw hat lol

 

[Freewheelin']

wilbury and freewheelin'

be honest

don't lie

no one's watching, it's just footy-gaf here

have you ever sniffed your mommy's panties

be honest bros

Nope

 

[Wilbur]

wilbury and freewheelin'

be honest

don't lie

no one's watching, it's just footy-gaf here

have you ever sniffed your mommy's panties

be honest bros

I'd rather suck dc off until he came sky blue

can I have your little straw hat lol

I want the mother

Or at least a solitary breast

Lets not forget the OG mama puss photo of footyGAF

 

[Sviatoslav]

holy fuck, i just realized wilbury's mom looks so much like this girl i had a crush on in high school. her name was/is (i hope she's still alive, haha). but... now i also realize that wilbury's mommy who of course looks like wilbury which means my crush looks like wilbury.

someone get me outta this rabbit hole

GAY GAY GAY GAY

 

[Mangoverboard]

Having not read back the thread, wtf is going on here?

Also, anyone else disappointed that Juve nd Bayern drew each other? Both potential winners and would have made for a good final imo.

#FuckWilbzMom

 

[Hixx]

someone pls help me out my internet sleuthing is terrible

 

[pulga]

someone pls help me out my internet sleuthing is terrible

lololol imagine all the lurkers and non-GAF members having their way through Wilbury's life and mom right now

 

[Wilbur]

Mumei permaban them all

 

[shortyme]

holy fuck, wow, you guys are gross lol

 

[Hixx]

WHY IS SHE A COMPUTER GAME FACE

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I feel sorry for Dean and Lloyd that they have to live around Nathan

 

[Wilbur]

holy fuck, wow, you guys are gross lol

LURKER HAS COME FOR MY MOTHER

STAY AWAY HEATHEN

DON'T JOIN THESE FUCKS

 

[bud]

holy fuck, i just realized wilbury's mom looks so much like this girl i had a crush on in high school. her name was/is (i hope she's still alive, haha). but... now i also realize that wilbury's mommy who of course looks like wilbury which means my crush looks like wilbury.

someone get me outta this rabbit hole

sdviatoslav's post made me realize two things

1] i forgot to mention the name of my crush
2] the second sentence doesn't even make sense

this is what your mommy is doing to me freebury

at least tell me what perfume she usually wears

i'm going to buy it tomorrow, spray it on my pillow and sheets and pretend i'm sleeping next to her

i don't think i'll be able to go to sleep otherwise

 

[Hixx]

She's alreet, not worth this sleuthing

Bonny when she was younger tho.

 

[Clegg]

I should probably defend Wilbz mum as she's a fine Irish girl.

But I won't.

 

[shortyme]

LURKER HAS COME FOR MY MOTHER

STAY AWAY HEATHEN

DON'T JOIN THESE FUCKS

I'm actually interested in your dad. Going to fb creep that shit now

 

[Wilbur]

She wears scent et la Arnold

WHY IS SHE A COMPUTER GAME FACE

My little bro made her on the sims

I wish I could make you all on the sims and remove the doors so you all die

I feel sorry for Dean and Lloyd that they have to live around Nathan

You wouldn't believe this but they're actually both weirder than me. Seriously.

 

[Mastadon]

For those that haven't seen the picture of Mummy Wilbz in the pink top, you can find it HERE

 

[kharma45]

You wouldn't believe this but they're actually both weirder than me. Seriously.

I don't believe that at all.

 

[Wilbur]

She's alreet, not worth this sleuthing

Bonny when she was younger tho.

Sleuthing :lol

I should probably defend Wilbz mum as she's a fine Irish girl.

But I won't.

Wrong. She's Geordie.

I'm actually interested in your dad. Going to fb creep that shit now

Don't even bother, he's just a toaster head

 

[Clegg]

Wrong. She's Geordie.

You lied to me.

 

[Carbonox]

holy fuck, wow, you guys are gross lol

Are you jealous of the attention Wilbury's mum is getting? Does this mean your mum is hotter?

 

[bud]

is that little kid also your brother or is he a nephew or something?

he looks so adorable.

 

[Wilbur]

For those that haven't seen the picture of Mummy Wilbz in the pink top, you can find it HERE

Loooooooooooooooool

I don't believe that at all.

I fucking swear. I'm self aware weird. The other two are just fucking odd. Especially Free. He's really fuckin weird, he just has the most vanilla Internet persona ever

Never seen anyone so angry about someone slapping his ass in my life

Never known anyone else to shit on the floor in Fabric Warehouse

 

[Arnie]

She wears scent et la Arnold .

The good stuff.

This has gone too far, though.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Lil Wayne is dying. In an induced coma atm

 

[shortyme]

Are you jealous of the attention Wilbury's mum is getting? Does this mean your mum is hotter?

Good lord no.

 

[pulga]

I wonder what she'd think if I private messaged her a picture of Wilbury's cock.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Well this is just terrible, I can't find anything.

 

[Mastadon]

I wonder what she'd think if I private messaged her a picture of Wilbury's cock.

She'd be as disappointed as I was when he sent it to me.

 

[Wilbur]

You lied to me.

Dad is from Ireland. Mum from Durham. Apologies if I misled you sweet clog

is that little kid also your brother or is he a nephew or something?

he looks so adorable.

Bro

I hope we have no paedophile lurkers

Lil Wayne is dying. In an induced coma atm

Fuck :/

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

He OD'd on sizzurp

 

[Sviatoslav]

Well this is just terrible, I can't find anything.

It's because you're not clairvoyant enough. *wink wink*

 

[Clegg]

Dad is from Ireland. Mum from Durham. Apologies if I misled you sweet clog

I love your dad.

 

[Wilbur]

I wonder what she'd think if I private messaged her a picture of Wilbury's cock.

Do people still think that was mine LOL

Where's that cunt WJD

 

[pulga]

It's because you're not clairvoyant enough. *wink wink*

lolololololololol

if i rhode it, id definitely leave my brand on her.

Do people still think that was mine LOL

Where's that cunt WJD

I wouldn't put it past you :lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

Bro

I hope we have no paedophile lurkers

self aware my ass

 

[Clegg]

Bro

I hope we have no paedophile lurkers

There was a thread from a while back where a poster openly admitted he was sexually attracted to young girls.

 

[Carbonox]

The Lil Wayne story is odd. Some say it's true that he's dying and others say that he's perfectly fine. Damn internet.

 

[bud]

There was a thread from a while back where a poster openly admitted he was sexually attracted to young girls.

what the fuck, hahaha.

really? was he banned? do you remember the thread?

 

[WJD]

Do people still think that was mine LOL

Where's that cunt WJD

Why hullo thur

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The Lil Wayne story is odd. Some say it's true that he's dying and others say that he's perfectly fine. Damn internet.

It's possible TMZ is taking the piss. Damn internet indeed

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

what the fuck, hahaha.

really? was he banned? do you remember the thread?

He was banned, named Zyrusticae. I remember him from the high res PC shots thread. Posted awful over contrasted, black crushed pictures containing young androgynous anime types. I knew something was wrong from the outset.

 

[Clegg]

what the fuck, hahaha.

really? was he banned? do you remember the thread?

Can't remember what the thread title was.

I do remember the general disgust from the rest of gaf though.

 

[FootballFan]

Join us! It's so fucking fun. Can't wait to start again next year. Hopefully FIFA is still good.

 

[shortyme]

There was a thread from a while back where a poster openly admitted he was sexually attracted to young girls.

Ya, that was really really wrong.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

People are debunking it on twitter, saying that Lil Wayne is watching basketball with them right now. Post a fucking picture you tits

 

[Wilbur]

self aware my ass

fuckin lol

What's this paedophile shit. On GAF?

ANDRESSSSSSSSSS

 

[pulga]

Guys on LA ESPN are really confident of Juve's chances!

Stop hyping me, bastards.