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[Square Triangle]

Hi, my name is Jose Miguel Cabrera Torres, I play baseball and make salsa.

 

[Link]

Cabrera is so good, it's almost not fair.

 

[cashman]

Migs has been killing this series.

 

[Branduil]

It's the 5th inning and Holland is pitching. You know what that means.

 

[Dominican Power]

Give me Miggy, Darkside. I know you want your boy toy Longoria.

 

[Branduil]

3-run bomb incoming.

 

[A Black Falcon]

Eh? Major league baseball can be like that.

Ask Stephen Strasburg if Major League Baseball can be like that. Make sure Ryan Zimmerman's around if you do.

Heh... you're both right, but it's even more common in the minors. Players aren't in the majors yet for a reason, generally.

The game was also interesting because the Sea Dogs managed to hit two triples. That can't be particularly common.

... Yeah, this Sea Dogs season has been good, it's a similar turnaround to the Red Sox themselves -- last year both teams did badly, this year both are in first place so far.

 

[cashman]

At least they still have Michael Young.

He's actually their leader in OBP

 

[Branduil]

Anyone other than Soto would have scored already.

 

[Square Triangle]

Hahahahah wow, Tiger's fielding ladies and gentlemen.

 

[cashman]

Thank you based Tigers Defense

 

[Branduil]

I love Detroit's defense.

Edit: also, clearly fair, I don't know what these announcers are talking about.

 

[Square Triangle]

holy fuck, I need a drink.

 

[Branduil]

Don't worry with Lowe pitching this lead won't last long.

 

[cashman]

Don't worry with Lowe pitching this lead won't last long.

Sounds about right.

 

[Square Triangle]

Two things about this series:

1. Rangers fucking roughed up what was a fantastic rotation by the numbers. Two starters out before the end of the 3rd?

2. A four game series with the Rangers is a nightmare..how many fucking times does the camera need to cut to Nolan Ryan's wrinkled ass?


Also, did anyone else notice that Holland ducked at Cabreras second HR? Insane.

 

[Branduil]

2. A four game series with the Rangers is a nightmare..how many fucking times does the camera need to cut to Nolan Ryan's wrinkled ass?

That's his face.

 

[Square Triangle]

That's his face.

 

[Branduil]

Thanks for nothing Derek.

 

[Enron]

Words cannot express how much I loathe Derek Lowe.

 

[Square Triangle]

I swear there has been a lengthy mound visit after every pitch by the Rangers. Fucking tea party on the mound.


Edit: Fielder, you had better fucking do something.

 

[Enron]

Ron gonna Wash

 

[Branduil]

Ron is going to use up all of our bullpen in this inning.

Derek Lowe is so worthless.

 

[Square Triangle]

Ron is going to use up all of our bullpen in this inning.

Derek Lowe is so worthless.

FUUUCCKKKKK YES

 

[Enron]

Thanks a lot, Ron. You fucking suck.

 

[Branduil]

Called it.

Someone needs to "plant" 5 pounds of cocaine in Ron's office.

 

[cashman]

I am absolutely SHOCKED that kirkman choked

 

[Lee Chaolan]

FUUUCCKKKKK YES

Ah, I was wondering where he went. xD

 

[Sanjuro]

Heh... you're both right, but it's even more common in the minors. Players aren't in the majors yet for a reason, generally.

The game was also interesting because the Sea Dogs managed to hit two triples. That can't be particularly common.

... Yeah, this Sea Dogs season has been good, it's a similar turnaround to the Red Sox themselves -- last year both teams did badly, this year both are in first place so far.

Portland Seeeeeeeeodawwwwgs

 

[Branduil]

Big Shot Murph

 

[Square Triangle]

-_-

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Oh Tigres. Crazy game.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Holly entertaining game, Batman.

Spoiler

Me.

 

[weekend_warrior]

take him ooooooooooooooout!

 

[Branduil]

Mitch Moreruns

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Should have bought him more time.

 

[Enron]

hahaha, get fucked Detroit

 

[Branduil]

Ugh, so close to breaking it open.

Can you believe there are still THREE INNINGS left in this game?

 

[weekend_warrior]

wow, impressive catch.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

wow, impressive catch.

Indeed, 3 runs score otherwise. That's why they get paid the big bucks.

 

[Branduil]

Indeed, 3 runs score otherwise. That's why they get paid the big bucks.

Josh Hamilton laughs at this.

 

[Enron]

Josh Hamilton laughs at this.

who?

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Josh Hamilton laughs at this.

Well of course some exceptions apply! xD

 

[Branduil]

Hey Ron maybe you should have used this guy in the 6th inning instead of your three worst relievers.

 

[Branduil]

Ron Washington heard Detroit was putting Coke on the mound in the 7th and got really excited for a second.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

The fuck was that Phil?

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Rumors going around that the Dodgers might fire Don Mattingly tomorrow.

 

[Branduil]

That was, uh, interesting defense by Cabrera.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Rumors going around that the Dodgers might fire Don Mattingly tomorrow.

I'd be surprised if they did.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Fuckball- baseball edition.