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[EloquentM]

Bye! Giving us Mirrors Edge 2 was more then enough

Is he a recurring phenomenon during each E3?

No not really. He pops in from time to time but this year he's been busy. Looking at his past threads it looks like he knows a lot about Microsoft considering how he popped up to release specs of the 360 and now info on x1

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

You did very well, CBOAT.

Hope to read your posts again.

Stay safe and rest.

 

[yellow submarine]

Am I the only one convinced cboat is pachter?

Hahahahaha, no. He's way too accurate for that (sorry Pachter, I don't dispute that you work very hard, but your predictions are really low on accuracy).

Even with his obfuscated text, you can make a reasonable guess that cboat works at MSFT. He's just not in the Xbox division -- he gets info from his friends with loose lips that sink ships

 

[fart town usa]

Shh shhh no tears now. Only leaks.

lol


Thanks CBOAT,

You made for some great threads and bombas.

Godspeed!

 

[harSon]

Are all his sources on the Microsoft side of things? Most of his rumors seem Microsoft centric, and he seemed unaware or completely clueless of Sony related stuff like multiplayer paywall, ps4 price point,lack of drm, etc. Actually, this time around, it seems like everything he brought to the table and got right were already existing and well substantiated rumors when he mentioned them.

 

[Cystm]

CBOAT GOAT

 

[Timedog]

What were all of CBOAT's predictions and insider info?

 

[Nafai1123]

Everytime I see a CBOAT thread I think it's a drunk thread.

Every.Damn.Time.

 

[FlyFaster]

Just posting to say thank you buttocks, you really came thru for us.

Have a great night tonight and have a wonderful summer! You deserve it!

 

[Acorn]

You're awesome dude. Keep on keeping on.

 

[cluderi]

I still want to know who you actually are.

We know exactly who he is; he's the BatmanCBOAT.

 

[CLEEK]

God bless the sea boat and all that sail in him.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Rest CBOAT, like a penis, you will rise again.

 

[Zaventem]

You delivered.

 

[Face it Tiger..]

Shh.. no tears, only happy gamers now.

according to your post history, you'll be here next year, so like a flaccid penis you shall rise again.

#CBoaTtheGod

 

[Gorillaz]

Until next C...until next time

*Snake gif*

 

[Jawmuncher]

Everytime I see a CBOAT thread I think it's a drunk thread.

Every.Damn.Time.

Same here. Went WTH until I saw he had posted it. You have to try to spell like that.

 

[Tesseract]

beye pi seabowt whale wayku win needles yousev

 

[POWERSPHERE]

What were all of CBOAT's predictions and insider info?

And how do you read them?

 

[Melchiah]

No slap needed for those crazy buttocks. I wish to see the train stop here every now and then.

 

[Ahasverus]

Come back, we need you

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

It was related to the presentation of Prince of Persia. Well it didnt happen hence the apologizes thread.

Why the hell is he typing like he has down syndrome? Is he supposed to get banned?

 

[CosmicQueso]

Godspeed CBOAT, Godspeed.

Why the hell is he typing like he has down syndrome? Is he supposed to get banned?

Dude, so not cool on so many levels.

 

[DJ SLEV3N]

It's k. Thank you CBOAT!

 

[Incitemaybe]

What were all of CBOAT's predictions and insider info?

I'd like to know as well, this seems like an emperor's new clothes situation.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

Godspeed CBOAT, Godspeed.



Dude, so not cool on so many levels.

What's not cool is the gibberish in the OP and people going along with it.

 

[Jake Tower]

What's not cool is the gibberish in the OP and people going along with it.

Ur taers oir bidet

 

[Joni]

Why the hell is he typing like he has down syndrome? Is he supposed to get banned?

No gaming site will quote gibberish, no Google search will help you find the gibberish unless you know how the gibberish was typed.

 

[entremet]

Does he write that way to stay untraceable lol

 

[wetflame]

Does he write that way to stay untraceable lol

Yes.

 

[Always-honest]

You failed. ban this man!!!!

Spoiler

thanks

 

[UFRA]

Thanks for all you do CBOAT, we love you.

 

[SMT]

I have no doubt you have insiders, but the paywall.

 

[Jake Tower]

Why the hell is he typing like he has down syndrome? Is he supposed to get banned?

 

[Garcia]

I'm completely lost here. . . What is this all about? o.o

 

[Anteater]

goodbye buttocks!

I'm completely lost here. . . What is this all about? o.o

poopersia suppos to be ta e3 but got puled proba ):

 

[Sephiroth_VII]

Thank you cboat!

 

[xenist]

I'm completely lost here. . . What is this all about? o.o

This is about a real human being. And a real hero.

 

[tearsofash]

You leak, we leak tears. See you soon space boat cowboy.

 

[GeNoMe]

Our Prophet!

You will be missed codetalker :'(

 

[DeejayKnight]

Thank you, butt cheeks on a boxcar.

 

[Frank Jaeger]

goodbye buttocks!



poopersia suppos to be ta e3 but got puled proba ):

AHaha almost soiled my buttocks!