Times you have read into sexual/romantic advances incorrectly

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In This Thread: All of the guys talk about how they sheltered a female for the night expecting to fuck and how sour they were once they didn't. Because God forbid a girl just actually wants to be friends. Sometimes Gaf makes me sad.
 
TheKaeptain said:
Happened once. The worst thing is she came over at 1 am. Took off her pants got in bed and when I started fooling around she said "I just want to sleep her tonight." I never called her again.
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Had a chick do that. I kicked her out 5 mins later. Don't play games after 12 a.m...
 
I had this thing with a girl once. We got stoned and she said she wanted to watch hentai. So we watched something fairly "normal". She said she didn't feel like she could drive home so asked if she could stay. She slept in the bed with me, but then pushed me off when I tried to make a move on her. The next day she said me making a move on her made her feel "uncomfortable".

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If anyone is interested the hentai we watched was Immoral Sisters episode 3.
 
I was almost always oblivious to THEIR advances rather than vice versa. Been in a longterm relationship now though so it's irrelevant at this point.
 
SkepticalPanda said:
In This Thread: All of the guys talk about how they sheltered a female for the night expecting to fuck and how sour they were once they didn't. Because God forbid a girl just actually wants to be friends. Sometimes Gaf makes me sad.
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Yeah...A female is in your bed with only bra and panties on and god forbid one tries to make a move.
 
genjiZERO said:
I had this thing with a girl once. We got stoned and she said she wanted to watch hentai. So we watched something fairly "normal". She said she didn't feel like she could drive home so asked if she could stay. She slept in the bed with me, but then pushed me off when I tried to make a move on her. The next day she said me making a move on her made her feel "uncomfortable".
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Y'all's definition of romantic and sexual is strange.


deejay8595 said:
Yeah...A female is in your bed with only bra and panties on and god forbid one tries to make a move.
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I hate when people call women females. It's so condescending.
 
genjiZERO said:
I had this thing with a girl once. We got stoned and she said she wanted to watch hentai. So we watched something fairly "normal". She said she didn't feel like she could drive home so asked if she could stay. She slept in the bed with me, but then pushed me off when I tried to make a move on her. The next day she said me making a move on her made her feel "uncomfortable".
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Fuck that.
 
genjiZERO said:
I had this thing with a girl once. We got stoned and she said she wanted to watch hentai. So we watched something fairly "normal". She said she didn't feel like she could drive home so asked if she could stay. She slept in the bed with me, but then pushed me off when I tried to make a move on her. The next day she said me making a move on her made her feel "uncomfortable".
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That's what made her uncomfortable?
 
SkepticalPanda said:
In This Thread: All of the guys talk about how they sheltered a female for the night expecting to fuck and how sour they were once they didn't. Because God forbid a girl just actually wants to be friends. Sometimes Gaf makes me sad.
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I don't think that's what this thread is about...

If she's pretty much saying "COME HAVE SEX WITH ME" in some subtle way while stripping down to her underwear, I think that's kind of obvious it's something more than friends.
 
When I was 19, I asked out this girl from college to go out to a comedy show and then some dinner in the city.

She said yes, gave me her number, AIM, email, etc. Awesome. She would IM me numerous times leading up to our day. During dinner we were having a conversation, and there was this huge candle in front of us on the table. The flame was kind of bothering me, so I told her "sorry, this thing is in my face, I'm not the biggest fan of open flames and candles".

So I put the candle out. And she says:

Her: Well, you'll have to get used to lit candles everywhere.
Me: Why's that?
Her: Because I have them everywhere in my bedroom.

So a few days later, I asked her out officially...and she said I got the wrong idea. And, me, feeling pissed off and confused explained to her how exactly is it the wrong idea when you invite me point blank into your bedroom, complete with lit candles, during our first time hanging out?

Come on.
 
AlphaSnake said:
When I was 19, I asked out this girl from college to go out to a comedy show and then some dinner in the city.

She said yes, gave me her number, AIM, email, etc. Awesome. She would IM me numerous times leading up to our day. During dinner we were having a conversation, and there was this huge candle in front of us on the table. The flame was kind of bothering me, so I told her "sorry, this thing is in my face, I'm not the biggest fan of open flames and candles".

So I put the candle out. And she says:

Her: Well, you'll have to get used to lit candles everywhere.
Me: Why's that?
Her: Because I have them everywhere in my bedroom.

So a few days later, I asked her out officially...and she said I got the wrong idea. And, me, feeling pissed off and confused explained to her how exactly is it the wrong idea when you invite me point blank into your bedroom, complete with lit candles, during our first time hanging out?

Come on.
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According to your account she never invited you into her room. She did reference it.
 
I messed up just as bad as Jason, though for different reasons. I knew this girl who was/is gorgeous. I would say the average guy would rate her a 9-10. We met at the club, fooled around for a while. At one point I started refusing her advances because my gut was telling me that she MAY have been using me and/or trying to get with me just to satisfy her ego. And because a bunch of her friends were really into me: three of her friends were hitting on me around the same time.

It was so misleading because it made me look like this incredible ladies man, even though I was sitting at home on weekends playing games and had never been laid until shortly after that. The girl is still around but she makes it somewhat obvious that she really hates me, lol. So yeah, I rejected her quite a few times in various ways. She's just as beautiful as Jason's girl. NO REGRETS, however!
 
Rad- said:
Met a cute girl in a club and got her into my place. After 5 minutes of talking she asks if she could sleep at my place for the night because she's too tired to walk to her place. I'm like "Yeah sure but I only have one bed" (:p) and I'm thinking I'm gonna bang her right? Wrong.

We go to my bed and straight to a spoon position with underwear on and I start kissing her neck. She turns around and says I got the wrong idea, she just wants to sleep. I was like "Haha good one..." and continue. She stops again and says no really she didn't come to my place and to my fucking bed for sex. I'm confused as fuck but then just say "Okay then, let's just sleep". Of course I couldn't sleep for like 40 minutes because my boner didn't come down and I even poked her every now and then so she couldn't sleep either.

Next morning when we wake up my first thought is that maybe she really was sleepy so I make my move again. Rejected for the third time. I gave up at that point and just made us breakfast and then she left.
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Uhh... I guess I'm glad you decided not to rape her in the end.
 
Vesmir said:
It doesn't, I totally get that. It just seems like a weird line to throw in there. I should mention that I don't think the person quoted should have expected anything.
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Date was going well, then turned poor. Is what it sounds like happens all the time.


TheKaeptain said:
How often do you go to a friend's house take off your clothes and sleep next to them?
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Not often, once in a blue moon, boy and girl. But also of I pulled a girl off the street I wouldn't expect them to just fuck me, a stranger.
 
Bal said:
I worked with an insanely gorgeous girl that I immediately had a huge crush on. We flirted mildly but I knew she had a boyfriend so I didn't pursue anything. Some days we would stand in the parking lot and talk for 2-3 hours after work was over and everyone else had gone home. Then she started texting me more and more, like every day, almost to the point of annoying. Then she invited me to a concert just us two. Her boyfriend nixed that plan. Then she invited me out to the river to go swimming just the two of us. I had other plans so I didn't end up going. She invited me out to bars to "watch people try and hook up". She left me a note at work that basically went "Hey can you help me out later? Love you. Thanks". Seriously, who writes "Love you" on a fucking work note? Also, this whole time she knew I had a girlfriend. I thought some of this stuff meant, y'know, maybe she was interested in me as more than a friend. Crazy I know. So I broke up with my girlfriend and told my crush one night when we were at a bar with another friend. Didn't really hear from her for a couple months. Then I'm hanging out with a friend of hers and she tells me that my crush broke up with her boyfriend a couple months ago and started banging a new dude.

I'm chalking the whole thing up to me being a socially inept moron who was reading way too much into things. In my defense I hadn't dealt with that level of attention from someone with a boyfriend. I know I'm an idiot but it feels good to get this stuff out of my brain.
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Holy shit.
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Many many times,

Got really close with a class mate in college after a couple classes together, i'm about to get the courage to ask her out on a real date, she's like.. btw how come you never talk about your bf?

;_;

Went out with this girl on the 2nd "date" (took her for ice-cream like a boss) after using some PUA stuff on myspace while i was bored.. after ice-cream was done I got in close to hug/kiss, (i dont know if I read the signs wrong or if I just messed things up)
she's like
UH-UH You did NOT just touch my expensive weave...

yeah... didn't go anywhere after that.
 
What I got out of reading a lot of these stories is that unless the girl outright says she wants to fuck, I'm not going to take any friendly gestures as anything more than just friendly gestures.

Luckily, I never had to deal with any awkward situations like you guys. Then again, I also never been outright offered sex from someone I wasn't dating.
 
SkepticalPanda said:
So if one of your bro's came over and immediately stripped to his underwear you'd assume it meant he wanted to fuck you? Nice.
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None of my friend's would do that. Shit one of my best friends is a woman and she wouldn't even do that because there are some things friends don't do.

I swear some of you need to get out more.
 
TheKaeptain said:
None of my friend's would do that. Shit one of my best friends is a woman and she wouldn't even do that because there are some things friends don't do.

I swear some of you need to get out more.
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I'm not saying that I do that, I'm trying to prove a point to you. Just because a girl asks to come over to your place to stay doesn't mean she wants to fuck you. If you value yourself enough to believe that then maybe I'm not the one who should be getting out more?
 
I'd tell you all to keep trying. As a wise man once said if you never try then youll never know-woah, stuck in reverse.

If gaming has taught me anything it is that:
Life is like an RPG, talk to everyone and if you get game over/rejected, just continue till you get it right.
 
Terrible Majesty said:
I'd tell you all to keep trying. As a wise man once said if you never try then youll never know-woah, stuck in reverse.

If gaming has taught me anything it is that:
Life is like an RPG, talk to everyone and if you get game over/rejected, just continue till you get it right.
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If gaming has taught ME anything it's that: you should never make analogies relating real life to video games.
 
Teacher touched my thigh in school and I got a chubby. Lucky for me I was wearing tight boxers so there was no noticeable bulge in the crotch area. I had to go to the bathroom though and fix the problem. Some dude was taking a massive shit in the stall next to me. I kinda timed my motions to the splashes so he wouldn't hear me.

Nothing happened with the teacher. She was just really touchy and hands on. Always got me to stay behind though so I was clearly her favourite

I'm sure everyone's been there though.
 
Batigol said:
Teacher touched my thigh in school and I got a chubby. Lucky for me I was wearing tight boxers so there was no noticeable bulge in the crotch area. I had to go to the bathroom though and fix the problem. Some dude was taking a massive shit in the stall next to me. I kinda timed my motions to the splashes so he wouldn't hear me.

Nothing happened with the teacher. She was just really touchy and hands on. Always got me to stay behind though so I was clearly her favourite

I'm sure everyone's been there though.
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You jacked off in a school bathroom?

Dude.
 
SkepticalPanda said:
I'm not saying that I do that, I'm trying to prove a point to you. Just because a girl asks to come over to your place to stay doesn't mean she wants to fuck you. If you value yourself enough to believe that then maybe I'm not the one who should be getting out more?
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oh god an idealist virgin...
 
TheKaeptain said:
None of my friend's would do that. Shit one of my best friends is a woman and she wouldn't even do that because there are some things friends don't do.

I swear some of you need to get out more.
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I've had two different female friends crash in the same bed with me. one asked if it would weird her out if she took of her pants and I told her I didn't care. nothing happened.
 
according to sources i won't name, there's more false-negatives, than false-positives.
sucks just as much once you know it.
 
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