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[IceDoesntHelp]

and I don't know what to do. Am scared.

 

[Courage]

Get lube to prepare. The first time is the hardest.

 

[Rur0ni]

Commence peggin'.

 

[Exokell]

its not for you

 

[Byakuya769]

There are surgeries that can make you larger.

 

[Princess Carl]

prepare your anus

 

[Count Dookkake]

Turn the other cheek.

 

[Gorillaz]

its not for you

.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

My fastest subscription ever.

 

[Vanillalite]

Just know....

IceDoesntHelp

 

[Avixph]

Ice won't help.

 

[jasonng]

Ice doesn't help.

Edit: Avixph, what the fuck?

Edit 2: GODDAMMIT Brettison!

 

[KillGore]

IceDoesntHelp
Member
(Today, 09:31 PM)

Edit: FUCK

 

[Devolution]

Get your floor cleaned dude. Insulation bits up your ass can't be comfortable.

 

[WyndhamPrice]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

She's probably going to make you wear it, which might be just as demoralizing as her fucking you in the ass with it.

 

[GK86]

Is she going in dry?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

prepare your anus

 

[reKon]

Just know....

IceDoesntHelp

Slippin GAF...

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Maybe your girlfriend is cheating on you with another girl.

 

[Courage]

She's probably going to make you wear it, which might be just as demoralizing as her fucking you in the ass with it.

Yeah, I'd rather get fucked in the ass with a strap on rather than wear one.

 

[zero_suit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6as8oVcuM

 

[Slayven]

BOHICA

Bend
Over
Here
It
Comes
Again.

 

[jasonng]

Be sure to bite the pillow.

 

[Deleted member 57681]

You're fucked.

Soonish.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Receiving anal sex doesn't make you any less of a man. It's the only way to the male g spot! Just relax and use lots of lube.

 

[Fracas]

She wants the D?

 

[alfredofroylan]

scream No! and tell the authorities that someone does or says something that doesn’t feel okay.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You are already fucked.

Just know....

IceDoesntHelp

 

[Wilsongt]

IceDoesntHelp

 

[Crayons]

just let her in bro

 

[Captain_Spanky]

Relax, enjoy and don't clench it makes it more painful. Ease in to it. It's like a reverse dump.

 

[Circle Jerk]

If she's buying it for you without talking to you about it first, that's pretty fucked up.

 

[Wazzy]

I think I'm the only one that thought it meant she was considering sex with a girl.

 

[heliosRAzi]

 

[AlexBasch]

.

Hahaha, goddamn Helios.

 

[DoomGyver]

Do a barrel roll and nope nope nope, nope.

 

[Wilsongt]

Relax, enjoy and don't clench it makes it more painful. Ease in to it. It's like a reverse dump.

Avatar quote.

 

[Soul Beat]

There's no escape now.

Have fun.

 

[Immaculate]

lmao

subbed

 

[Kaladin]

Tell her to get a butt plug first. You have to work your way up to the full sized strap-ons.....that is unless she WANTS to hurt you.

 

[Amagon]

STRAP IT ON!

 

[Sub_Level]

Get lube to prepare. The first time is the hardest.

♫ Cuz baby I know

The first time is the hardest

But I'll try to love again ♫

 

[Rhomega Beta]

She just wants to assert her dominance.

 

[cubicle47b]

This thread is off to a good start.

 

[Fidelis Hodie]

Do a barrel roll and nope nope nope, nope.

Just keeping rolling until you're in your car and you never see her again.

nope nope nope nope nope

 

[RoboPlato]

You're fucked. Literally.

 

[Escape Goat]

Maybe you're not pleasing her anymore.

 

[User 100115]

Tell her to get a butt plug first. You have to work your way up to the full sized strap-ons.....that is unless she WANTS to hurt you.

This.

Tell her to read through the serious posts in the other thread relevant to this topic. Otherwise, it's going to be painful. If she does her homework, welcome to the apparently wonderful world of the male g spot.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yeah, I'd rather get fucked in the ass with a strap on rather than wear one.

this seems like important information in case we ever meet.