Well fuck, now I got to figure out how to erase my product history on Amazon.
My girlfriend is looking up strap ons
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Well fuck, now I got to figure out how to erase my product history on Amazon.
Charles Foster Kane
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You're fucked either way op.
I don't know why this gif always gets me lol.
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Hahaha, goddamn Helios.
I don't know why this gif always gets me lol.
cutmeamango
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Ask her to wear a Brad Pitt mask.
I H8 Memes
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But you poop from there!
Brofist
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Why don't you listen to some music to get your mind off things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100
Welcome to the wonderful world of the male g-spot, one of natures most elusive creatures.
I had a boyfriend for quite a while who would let me do a number of things to his butt. Make sure your girlfriend knows what you are doing, and that you are both being safe, so that you can save yourself from a lot of pain and possible infection.
Always start small, fingers stuff like that, and then you can get to the fun stuff, using your preferred kind of lube. Check the other recent gaf thread about anal for more tips there.
My favorite thing to do is doggy style, for sure. It's fun to be the guy every once and a while, ya know?~
I had a boyfriend for quite a while who would let me do a number of things to his butt. Make sure your girlfriend knows what you are doing, and that you are both being safe, so that you can save yourself from a lot of pain and possible infection.
Always start small, fingers stuff like that, and then you can get to the fun stuff, using your preferred kind of lube. Check the other recent gaf thread about anal for more tips there.
My favorite thing to do is doggy style, for sure. It's fun to be the guy every once and a while, ya know?~
And then I pull out the ball clamps.
The poop hole isn't any more sacred than the pee hole.
You wouldn't like it if you were sexed in your pee hole, would you?
Cow Mengde
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Ready your ass.
Captain_Spanky
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Nope. Urethral sounding is a no no.
thesuperfunk
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Damn you're having a rough couple of days man.
.la1n
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Awe that kinda kills the effect man
heliosRAzi
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Is OP going to make another comment?
Well, if everything goes to plan, there are going to be many more weird shits in the future.
*ba dum tssh*
I died.
...that's a thing???
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Oh god, I'm dying.
So don't believe the OP.
Captain_Spanky
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Oh you sweet summer child
A lot of stimulation in the uretha, buddy. They make beads for it and everything.
Amazon never forgets.
Metal rods and such as well. I don't get it, personally. There's no... erogenous zones in there, or whatever.
Even more confused. Is OP a trans-man or trans-woman?
Captain_Spanky
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realtalk: Best/loudest orgasm when was the ladius was aggressively fingering my slit as I spunked. So much noise in the Spanky house.
Well *Puts of Detective GAF glasses*
This implies the former ... or latter. Probably former?
Wait, no. Latter?
heliosRAzi
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And still no response from the OP
Hard to type with handcuffs on.
Lasthope106
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Sooo good
Baraka in the White House
2-Terms of Kombat
Not right now he don't.
Hump day?
Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
What's the worst case scenario for you? If she wears it or if she makes you tuck your junk and has you wear it? Hmmmmmmm
everyday math
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haha
This thread Sooo good.
Rhomega Beta
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Must be mating season or something.
.la1n
Member
It's GAF mating season. The larger males can be observed grunting and head butting each other. Survival of the fittest.
Just remember OP, the average human penis is nowhere near as big as the average strap-on, so don't feel too disheartened if she makes you use it on her. She's just being greedy.
Poke fun at her tits.
Poke fun at her tits.
Judging by some of the posts above me, it seems I might have missed something.
Poor OP. But look at the positive aspect: you may end up discovering another thing that you like!
Who am I kidding, this is the internet. Of course this is a thing. The real question should be: am I brave enough to google this? And the answer is no.
Is this a thing?
Who am I kidding, this is the internet. Of course this is a thing. The real question should be: am I brave enough to google this? And the answer is no.
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