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[Secret Fawful]

Mystery solved:

And just look at those smiles!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I've gotta say tho, why are those girls considered hot? Yeah, they're cute, but they've got bucketloads of eyeliner, and that scene hair... meh.

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

I feel so... stupid. How can I have been so dense. I have literally never thought of that. Oh my God. What the hell, Timedog. That might be the best thing I've ever read on this forum. Holy shit, could it have really been that simple? Fuck. My mind is kinda blown right now. I think they call this having an epiphany. Is it still an epiphany since you spelled it out for me? It think it is.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

 

[Persona7]

Is that the forum with the morbidly obese guy who didn't shower for years?

 

[Kayhan]

That Bodybuilding thread is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.

Enough salt to out-salt the Dead Sea.

 

[Sober]

I feel so... stupid. How can I have been so dense. I have literally never thought of that. Oh my God. What the hell, Timedog. That might be the best thing I've ever read on this forum. Holy shit, could it have really been that simple? Fuck. My mind is kinda blown right now. I think they call this having an epiphany. Is it still an epiphany since you spelled it out for me? It think it is.

Common sense? On GAF? Well, I never!

 

[triplestation]

I gotta agree with post 29 in that thread

He's like a mascot type thing

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Mystery solved:

It all makes sense now.

 

[Vermillion]

Well, I'm done. Google search - nearest bridge.

Spoiler

But seriously, good for him...

 

[Pop]

Mystery solved:

I'm just going to tell myself that he just plays it up for facebook likes and ain't banging none of them.

>_>

 

[brianjones]

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

you mean like taking a girl shopping and telling her how sexy she looks in that new dress you bought her?

 

[mrhGB]

Mystery solved:

Called it.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

If you're complaining that you did "everything right" and you still didn't get any, then I'm sorry, but you must look like a tree.

For real tho. Those posts are always the same.

"Im so nice to girls and never get anywhere!!"

Bullshit.

 

[Chanser]

Well hung?

 

[LyleLanley]

That's probably just a crease in his trousers...

<.<

>.>

A crease caused by the gigantic penis?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Common sense? On GAF? Well, I never!

It's a rarity, indeed.

 

[cheststrongwell]

I want to hear more love advise from TD.

 

[bidguy]

im just wondering why a gaming site would write an article about this

probably because he plays games

 

[ezekial45]

Glad I wasn't the only one.

If anything, people should take heart that people do value personality and charm. Good for him. He could be a really cool guy, and these girls see that.

Honestly, anyone seriously bent out of shape over this is a narcissist and needs to grow up. But then again, seeing that a body building forum is pissed off over a guy who doesn't have to work out 4 days week and pump himself full of chemicals to meet women doesn't surprise me too much.

 

[Kayhan]

 

[Sober]

Glad I wasn't the only one.

If anything, people should take heart that people do value personality and heart. Good for him. He could be a really cool guy, and these girls see that.

Honestly, anyone seriously bent out of shape over this is a narcissist and needs to grow up.

I swear it's like people don't go outside when they make those kinds of comments. You see all types of people as couples you wouldn't think were possible, but they are because at some fundamental level (aka not superficial) there is something between those two people that just 'click' (or maybe it is just huge dick > everything).

 

[Vermillion]

Okay, I've gotten over the initial saltiness. All is one, one is all.

I respect this guy. I think. From what little I know of him, anyways.

 

[guineapig55555]

So now you bring this drivel here so people can get angry over it?

Thanks a lot OP.

 

[Grakl]

So now you bring this drivel here so people can get angry over it?

Thanks a lot OP.

Yeah OP, fuck you. How dare you provide us some entertainment.

 

[uberluigi]

Mystery solved:

Well I'll be damn, its the great white mandingo.

 

[Alienous]

There's simply not friend-zoning a python like that.

When you have a trouser anaconda, you don't have to play by the same rules as everyone else.

Spoiler

The world is so unfair.

 

[Amagon]

So there is still hope for me.

 

[Mayyhem]

All of you guys saying well hung and rich, I hope your not serious. Whatever is going on, whether he is with these girls sexually or not, I'm sure they're not flying to him because they found out this kid has a 10inch cock. Judging from the pics, just seems like a cool kid to be around and someone who clearly is confident in his ability around girls.

Be jelly, end of story.

 

[Liamario]

I'm sure he pulls the odd girl here and there, but even in the pics of the girls he's kissing, they look more like friends than anything else.

A lot of the posts on the other forum make me embarrassed for humanity to be honest. It's complete jealousy.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Hanging out with chicks and making dudes jealous. Congrats to him.

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

Timedog stay winning. Devo too

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So now you bring this drivel here so people can get angry over it?

Thanks a lot OP.

Yeah OP, fuck you.

You people should be cheering him on.

 

[Mistouze]

Has anyone ever thought, in all of these threads, across the entire internet, that maybe they should try to make a woman feel sexy? Of course theres obvious shit like "be confident" or "have your shit together", but why does everyone talk about it from a looking inward perspective, where they focus on how they themselves have to feel? How about focusing on how to make the woman feel wanted, feel safe, feel sexy, feel sexual. Focusing on that is going to work out a lot better than incessantly focusing on what you lack.

True. The best compliment my girl ever gives me is "you make me feel beautiful/sexy". DAT FEEL.

She's flippin' hot and I'm kinda fat. SUCK IT FIT-GAF!

 

[Vagabundo]

 

[ivysaur12]

Gabriel Macht is beautiful. Wrong GIF!!

 

[Crayons]

Maybe he's just funny.

You'd be surprised how much of a difference funny can make, GAF.
Believe me.

 

[Grakl]

You people should be cheering him on.

Edited my post so it's not so hard to tell that I'm joking, lol.

 

[Lucario]

Well I'll be damn, its the great white mandingo.

Poor Ringo.

 

[Replicant]

guesses ranging from assuming the guy has money, is actually homosexual, lives in a small town if not is a white knight, to accusing the girls of simply being sluts or having low self-esteem.

Disgusting and vile. They're obviously livid that the girls may actually like the guy because he's a genuinely good guy.

 

[kewlmyc]

Mystery solved:

......Jesus fuck. And I thought I was impressive...

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

I expect this thread to be at least 15 pages by the morning.

 

[cheststrongwell]

OP coming in to rip some new assholes.

 

[amnesiac]

i really hate the bodybuilding forum

 

[LyleLanley]

OP coming in to rip some new assholes.

It amuses me that the initials of his username are actually OP.

 

[Alienous]

I think I've figured this out. He must be Derren Brown'ing this shit.

How do you beat 20 chess grandmasters? You play them off against each-other.

He finds girl #1, takes a cute photo. Shows girl #2, who now doesn't think he's out of her league, gets an even cuter photo.

Escalation.

 

[enzo_gt]

OP coming in to rip some new assholes.

He just demoted all the betas to gamma.

 

[saelz8]

OP coming in to rip some new assholes.

This kid is living life not giving a fuck about aesthetics and having fun. While here we all are, just sitting here masturbating.

Dead

 

[Maddocks]

I think I've figured this out. He must be Derren Brown'ing this shit.

How do you beat 20 chess grandmasters? You play them off against each-other.

He finds girl #1, takes a cute photo. Shows girl #2, who now doesn't think he's out of her league, gets an even cuter photo.

Escalation.

its so perfect, it must work.

 

[Callo Merlose]

There's a name for those girls, when someone who's not out "dates" a friend so that they can save face. Otherwise, good for him.

Spoiler

He's got a nice acne goatee. I wouldn't date him.

 

[johnny_park]

It would help if you posted a guy with an attractive girl.

 

[braves01]

Wow, feathers are getting ruffled over there.

bb.com seems to have lots of entertaining threads. Maybe I should make an account.