Fudgepuppy
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My dick has a scar like Frankensteins monster's got on his head.
It instills fear, like it should.
It instills fear, like it should.
A lot of guys seem to think girls think penises are gross
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Trent Strong
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The penis is gross. So is the snatch.
Always-honest
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I think a penis is more aesthetically pleasing than a vag. But i rather play with a vagina ;P.
Nothing beats a good female ass though. i can watch that all day.
I'm not that unhappy with how my peen looks. Straight, cut, brownish with a nice helmet and a glossy finish
Nothing beats a good female ass though. i can watch that all day.
I'm not that unhappy with how my peen looks. Straight, cut, brownish with a nice helmet and a glossy finish
GrotesqueBeauty
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Shame you already have a tag.
Joel Was Right
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[Cut] Penises generally look better than vaginas
I keep buffing mine but just can't get that glossy finish.
MrCookiepants
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there is a fuckton of variety in penises and vaginas. otherwise it's comparing tubes vs holes.
I've had a relationship with a gril who, for me, had the perfect vagina. The Holy Vag. it was discreet, well shaped etc...and truthfully one of the most beautifull/exciting thing I've ever laid eyes on.
Professor Chaos
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krypt0nian
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Straight men, bring us your penises. Gay men love them.
On topic, Many a man has said I have a pretty cock.
On topic, Many a man has said I have a pretty cock.
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I gave a blowjob to a guy who has that on his penis. Didn't bothered me at all.
Yes.
Dice
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I've had a couple of guys say this to me as well. Can't say I know what the criteria for that is.
Emerson
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I dunno, I've met grown girls in their 20s who were still so immature as to say they were grossed out by cocks/naked people/sexual interaction. While I agree most women are not this way, I think the quality is a distinctly feminine one. I have literally never met a non-gay male who was not interested in the sight of a naked female.
I'm an unsure of what you will do it with, so no.
I love Kitties
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I am a fan of man-scaping. I have to keep things neat down there, so I think that guys should too.
I never thought of a penis as something beautiful to behold, but it's not unattractive. It's smoothness is aesthetically pleasing. It's presence is generally a compliment.
I never thought of a penis as something beautiful to behold, but it's not unattractive. It's smoothness is aesthetically pleasing. It's presence is generally a compliment.
I gave a blowjob to a guy who has that on his penis. Didn't bothered me at all.
GAF making me feel less self-conscious one penis thread at a time.
biggersmaller
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Every woman I have ever broached the subject basically says the penis is generally not sexually appealing. They seem to all prefer a nice firm ass. My wife is in this camp.
I love the look of a nice pussy, for the record.
I love the look of a nice pussy, for the record.
Please tell me what this is so that I don't Google it and get pic bombed by Google.
Always-honest
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Ofcourse. In general. There are ofcourse horrible looking dicks and deliciously beautiful looking vaginas. In general, a penis is more photogenic imo.
But yeah, i've seen vags that are a true work of art.
time to get cut .
It's when the foreskin doesn't come all the way back, as in beyond the fireman's helmet.
Bush is cool but being completely shaven is disappointing.
I'm quite happy with mine, it is a grower though. Gives me an excuse to use the "this isn't even my final form" I guess.
Oh jesus.
As being an uncut guy myself, this pains me to think about it.
Oh jesus.
As being an uncut guy myself, this pains me to think about it.
Black Republican
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90% of Gaf ethered
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
Of course, best to keep things trim. Rather uncomfortable otherwise so I don't know how people let it be.
I'm a cyclist so I have this base covered. *fist pump*
Pinko Marx
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I have this on mine. Doesn't really bother me.NSFW LINK (probably)
I have this, but it's not as pronounced.NSFW LINK (probably)
that's why I made the tube/hole parralel.
in reality, whatever your gender or preferences are, we still are humans and tend to like stuff that looks usefull.
a penis "wins" because it shows its usefullness.
vaginas are much more layered. and way more hidden. like the clitoris. I've read recently the seeable part is like 5-10% of its global mass.
we tend to prefer stuff that looks usefull. thus penis wins. because it looks usefull.
when it comes to aesthetics...to each its own...and some have better stuff.
also, if GayGAF claims for dick pics, I suppose I can ask LadyGaf for vaginas pics.
pretty please.
Capital_Five
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My tool is long and its strong... And its down the get the friction on. So far I've been lucky enough to only deal with truly outstanding vaginas, life is a blessing.
My boyfriend does that and make ridiculous chopper sounds.
It's the dumbest and funniest thing in the world.
I can't believe I'm the first to avatar quote this.
No wonder they call him Knuckles...
Looks like we've discovered a new Pokemon.
I assume you're doing something about it then. Hope it works out.
Truth be told it's kind of a really niche fetish in hentai manga, everything from futanari to androgynous yaoi uke. So there's definitely an audience for it in the aesthetic department.
A hero among men.
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Always-honest
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Could be. There must be reasons, i'm sure.
Johnny Cage In The Shower
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Men's reproductive members weren't designed after a mech or Jaeger (sword) or a BMW or something to sit inside a damn hidden compartment all day and only come out when needed The penis in fact retracts and expands effecienttly and amazingly to great sizes from it's original size. But it does not need to hide inside the body...If anything I'd have a problem with its functioning design over its aesthetic design.
If the functioning design wasn't so archiechic and ancient, maybe I could get more work done in a span of a day instead of wanting to have sex with every potential sexual mate. A man's brain has made many advances and progress throughout the centuries yet the penis is still stuck on beta software. But what do I know, it needs to run on that software otherwise we won't survive and (over)populate this planet as the "superior" species.
I'd like to see the penis as a balance for men from the brain. You see if our brain wasn't distracted by our throbbing dick on regular basis. Maybe that gap between intellectual advancement and basic animal survival practice would be huge and we would probably slow down on the procreation process to dangerously low levels that we could start depopulating from the planet. Just like most other species, we are very vulnerable to wars, disease, feminine, enviromental hazards, that if we don't have the physical urge to pop a few every month: we would've probably died off long time ago... Anyway what were we talking about?
Chuckie
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Haha, you are one evil girl.
CornBurrito
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You mean the person?
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