Bodybuilding forum loses its shit over average kid's amazing love life. 44 Page Threa
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I'm not really interested in those girls, I'd rather like to know how this kid goes about his day to day life/what type of person he is that he's so very successful.
NEOPARADIGM
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this is page 11
So that you can emulate it?
Still a form of "Why not me?" or "What should I do differently?"
being skinny with relatively high bodyfat percentage, gives a doughy appearance.
NEOPARADIGM
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Alternatively: being legitimately (even excessively) overweight while simultaneously not enjoying the benefits of being "big" or "husky" (i.e., small wrists, arms & legs). Been there and it blows. Regular skinny is better, and that's saying a lot.
Also, read that as douchey.
Devolution
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This thread isn't void of salt.
How meta would it be if someone made a thread "GAF loses its shit over average looking kid's love life" and linked to this thread
High five!
you have missed out on teenage love
youll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how youre gonna cheat on that history test on monday
youll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say I love you
youll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
youre in your 20s now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love
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cjtiger300
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This thread is pretty hilarious all around! Also WTF @ that AMA!
dragonelite
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Here you go. It's pretty weird:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
Im afraid i have been to some scary places on the internet.
But i dont think i can enter that ama.
*clicks anyway*
sleeping_dragon
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Don't just looks at the pics, look at his comments and from it you can tell this kid have some game.
SolidusDave
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I mean, yeah it's hilarious that people actually getting upset about this. Especially highlighting the irony of guys trying to hide their insecurity by getting buff.
But I must say that when I see the pictures, I also think "nope, he's not fucking either of them, maybe if he's very rich/famous but that's not the case".
But apparently he's gay/bi? Because then I don't get all the comments "see, seeee? it's all about confidence and good personality!!" in this thread when the story basically demonstrates why people would turn their heads over this and that the story isn't even a statistical outliner.
But I must say that when I see the pictures, I also think "nope, he's not fucking either of them, maybe if he's very rich/famous but that's not the case".
But apparently he's gay/bi? Because then I don't get all the comments "see, seeee? it's all about confidence and good personality!!" in this thread when the story basically demonstrates why people would turn their heads over this and that the story isn't even a statistical outliner.
Guys,
All I can say is if we had facebook when I was a kid, I would have been a fucking babe magnet! Like I am now. I;ve got social media to thank for this, really ups your confidence.
That kid may not have had to confidence to do what he's doing now! Flirting online, especially with girls you know makes everything so much easier when you next see them in person!
Chat some birds up on your facebook feed and see how it goes!
All I can say is if we had facebook when I was a kid, I would have been a fucking babe magnet! Like I am now. I;ve got social media to thank for this, really ups your confidence.
That kid may not have had to confidence to do what he's doing now! Flirting online, especially with girls you know makes everything so much easier when you next see them in person!
Chat some birds up on your facebook feed and see how it goes!
Guys c'mon. You too can find highly attractive females!
I feel fairly average, but not a single girl I've dated has been unattractive. I have friends who say I'm super picky because I only date certain kinds of girls.
It's all about the confidence and showing appreciation. They seem to adore that.
I feel fairly average, but not a single girl I've dated has been unattractive. I have friends who say I'm super picky because I only date certain kinds of girls.
It's all about the confidence and showing appreciation. They seem to adore that.
hey_monkey
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Oh my Jesus. I have never read such bullshit in my life. I'm crying over here.
Yea, it's incomprehensible to them that some people might have attractions for other people.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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I need to cull the best posts from this thread and start a new "Idiot-Proof Advice Thread"
freenudemacusers
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Will we get to 44 pages?
SquiddyCracker
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freenudemacusers
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I'm gonna need to see some evidence.
SquiddyCracker
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H.Protagonist
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I just want to thank that kid for this thread and all the salt he's mined. It's been an entertaining morning.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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SquiddyCracker
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freenudemacusers
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why didn't you aware us?
except no one in misc lifts
Trojita
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Here you go. It's pretty weird:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
SquiddyCracker
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Which makes their outrage even more hilarious.
IslandHead
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These images look shopped. Most of them have a filter of them to help hide the difference in lighting.
For example:
The highlight on her nose is on the center-right of the bridge, while the highlight on his nose is on the left. This indicates that the faces are being illuminated by two light sources. Further more, his hair in the above picture should be squishing into her hair, however there is no hair on hair interaction. Instead of his curls being slightly squished, they seem to be cropped, with a layer of her hair over top of his.
If you look at this one the lighting on the Starbucks coffee mug does not correspond correctly with the shadow on his arm. The shadow shouldn't be as far back as it is.
If you look at the light intensities of both of their arms in the middle of the photo they don't match. The shadows should more similar if they are being illuminated by the same light source.
If you look a this photo closely you can see that both noses are behind each other:
Obviously he is almost the master of photoshop.
For example:
The highlight on her nose is on the center-right of the bridge, while the highlight on his nose is on the left. This indicates that the faces are being illuminated by two light sources. Further more, his hair in the above picture should be squishing into her hair, however there is no hair on hair interaction. Instead of his curls being slightly squished, they seem to be cropped, with a layer of her hair over top of his.
If you look at this one the lighting on the Starbucks coffee mug does not correspond correctly with the shadow on his arm. The shadow shouldn't be as far back as it is.
If you look at the light intensities of both of their arms in the middle of the photo they don't match. The shadows should more similar if they are being illuminated by the same light source.
If you look a this photo closely you can see that both noses are behind each other:
Obviously he is almost the master of photoshop.
freenudemacusers
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Ah, I see, pixel analysis stage. Here's to another 10 more pages!
OH SHIT A BREAK IN THE STORY.These images look shopped. Most of them have a filter of them to help hide the difference in lighting.
For example:
The highlight on her nose is on the center-right of the bridge, while the highlight on his nose is on the left. This indicates that the faces are being illuminated by two light sources. Further more, his hair in the above picture should be squishing into her hair, however there is no hair on hair interaction. Instead of his curls being slightly squished, they seem to be cropped, with a layer of her hair over top of his.
If you look at this one the lighting on the Starbucks coffee mug does not correspond correctly with the shadow on his arm. The shadow shouldn't be as far back as it is.
If you look at the light intensities of both of their arms in the middle of the photo they don't match. The shadows should more similar if they are being illuminated by the same light source.
If you look a this photo closely you can see that both noses are behind each other:
Obviously he is almost the master of photoshop.
zero margin
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please no
Really? It's come to this?
IslandHead
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no shit a bunch of insecure men are salty. this kid is probably not much different than most people here, any kid with a decent sense of humor, a part time job and good personality can land girls. plus its probably some of the best photos he picked out to post, and these photos cover a certain period of time.
dont be jelly, you too can be like this kid! stop arguing on the net and get a job!
dont be jelly, you too can be like this kid! stop arguing on the net and get a job!
zero margin
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That bathroom mirror is disgusting.
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