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[Bam Bam Baklava]

If you say so. I'd dig through my FB for pics of some seriously unbalanced couples but I don't want to give CreeperGAF more practice for their vaunted detective skills. Plus I doubt you'd be convinced.

Uhh no one's saying unbalanced couples don't happen. I just said I don't believe this guy is Hugh Hefner Jr.

 

[freenudemacusers]

If anything here can be "confirmed," I think it was bi

That confirmation could have been very easily photomanipulated.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I have NEVER seen this.

I have, but that's neither here nor there.
Hilarity aside, props need to be given to this Podrick instead of this ridiculous level of scepticism.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I have NEVER seen this.

Edit: If this does wind up being true my hat will be off to the kid for masterful trolling. So either way he's got my respect.

If you give him props at least give Island props for keeping the saga going.

 

[IslandHead]

That confirmation could have been very easily photomanipulated.

You can photoshop being Bi, there is a brush for it if you install the right plug-in

 

[Sats]

I think the only truly telling thing is the phone being straight and the photo being at an angle.

I may not understand physics, detective, but that seems off.

 

[IslandHead]

I think the only truly telling thing is the phone being straight and the photo being at an angle.

I may not understand physics, detective, but that seems off.

Could you replicate a similar photo with the counter and facet appearing in a similar manner within the reflection of the shot?

 

[WillyFive]

Could you replicate a similar photo with the counter and facet appearing in a similar manner within the reflection of the shot?

 

[Sorian]

What if Island's trolling actually leads us to finding out that this is fake?

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

Well this took an interesting turn.

 

[Demon Ice]

I think the only truly telling thing is the phone being straight and the photo being at an angle.

I may not understand physics, detective, but that seems off.

Just think about it from the phone's point of view. How would the phone take a picture of itself at a crooked angle? The iphone's camera lens is fixed into the phone's body, the lens cannot rotate independently of the body. So no matter what angle it's held at, from the phone camera's point of view, down is going to be the bottom of the iphone, up is going to be the top, etc.

Try it, go take a crooked mirror self shot, the phone will be perfectly vertical.

 

[Sorian]

Just think about it from the phone's point of view. How would the phone take a picture of itself at a crooked angle? The iphone's camera lens is fixed into the phone's body, the lens cannot rotate independently of the body. So no matter what angle it's held at, from the phone camera's point of view, down is going to be the bottom of the iphone, up is going to be the top, etc.

Try it, go take a crooked mirror self shot, the phone will be perfectly vertical.

I see someone doesn't understand physics.

 

[Demon Ice]

Holy shit :bow

 

[zero margin]

This is madness.

 

[Demon Ice]

I see someone doesn't understand physics.

?

 

[Devolution]

how did she photoshop herself in ZOMG

 

[JohnDoe]

 

[crimzonflame]

This thread keeps on giving. lmao

 

[Courage]

lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

that gif is godly

how did she photoshop herself in ZOMG

I'm going to need more photos to evaluate.

 

[Certinty]

DEAD.

Awesome work.

 

[Sorian]

I'm going to need more photos to evaluate.

Yup, same

 

[Demon Ice]

how did she photoshop herself in ZOMG

Thank you.

Seriously just visualize how the phone takes the picture and rotates it to fit within a frame.

Also who the hell is that hottie

 

[Gintoki313]

I was wondering why this thread was still going on, and I guess now I know. So I'm guessing from all the investigations and stuff I've been reading there's a lot of photoshopping going on, and some of the pics have the same girls in it.

 

[MetalGuardian]

Well this is certainly the best thread I've read all month

I eagerly await the next round of IslandHead's evidence

 

[Doctor Decimate]

over halfway there, boys. i know you can do it.

 

[DaMan121]

Wow, not only is it photo-shopped, the kid is a Terminator too?!

 

[JohnDoe]

how did she photoshop herself in ZOMG

Okay... who is this?

 

[Sats]

Could you replicate a similar photo with the counter and facet appearing in a similar manner within the reflection of the shot?

Not even close. It could just be where my mirror is positioned in relation to my sink, but if I wanted to get the faucet in the shot, there is no way I would be able to fit my whole body (and a second person), in the shot.

The only way I could get my whole body, the counter, and the faucet all in the shot at once, is if my body and phone are scooched right up to the sink, not standing back at the door. This is at max zoom out.

Not even mentioning the fact that there is NO WHERE for my phone to take a crooked shot with the phone being perfectly vertical. Granted, this is all with default iPhone settings and the default camera app.

What do you make of this, detective?

 

[SeanR1221]

Ahahahahh

how did she photoshop herself in ZOMG

Hellloooooooo nurse!

 

[FairyD]

Wow this thread got big. A lot of salt in that bodybuilder thread.

 

[Seven Force]

Hoooooly shit :lol

 

[Demon Ice]

Not even mentioning the fact that there is NO WHERE for my phone to take a crooked shot with the phone being perfectly vertical. Granted, this is all with default iPhone settings and the default camera app.

Lock your phone in portrait mode.

 

[Devolution]

Okay... who is this?

All I did was google "self shots with phones." Figure if I was going to provide an example, it might as well be a pretty woman considering the thread.

 

[JohnDoe]

All I did was google "self shots with phones." Figure if I was going to provide an example, it might as well be a pretty woman considering the thread.

Oh yeah, I get what your point was.
I was just *cough* curious.

 

[G-Fex]

how did she photoshop herself in ZOMG

The phone is photoshopped in.

This is but a false image.

 

[Devolution]

Oh yeah, I get what your point was.
I was just *cough* curious.

Well I'm saying I don't know lol.

 

[Sats]

Lock your phone in portrait mode.

I'm a little confused. I did that, but it doesn't seem to change anything. I still can't take a photo where my phone is vertical and the photo is at a slant.

 

[IslandHead]

I've devised a new means to analyze these photographs by examining the the pupils of each subject. By drawing hypothetical paths of light, one can use the pupils to predict the location of the camera, assuming the subject is looking into the camera.

The results are startling!

As you can see, the individual known as "Chris" appears to be looking into a different camera, than the other two subjects.

This other anomalies such as the harsh rainbow edges, abnormal shadows produced by the starbuck's cup, would indicate that image may have been photoshopped.

Rainbow edges:

Abnormal Shadow:

 

[Mr.Marston]

:looooool holy shit

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

We're gonna need body language experts to look at those pics where he's kissing the girls and tell us if the girls are into it.

For instance, in this pic the girls is barely pecking the dude on the lips. I've seen someone kiss their mother (no pun intended) with more passion.

Where the tongue kiss pics?

 

[No Love]

Oh my god. GIF of the year?

 

[IslandHead]

Not even close. It could just be where my mirror is positioned in relation to my sink, but if I wanted to get the faucet in the shot, there is no way I would be able to fit my whole body (and a second person), in the shot.

The only way I could get my whole body, the counter, and the faucet all in the shot at once, is if my body and phone are scooched right up to the sink, not standing back at the door. This is at max zoom out.

Not even mentioning the fact that there is NO WHERE for my phone to take a crooked shot with the phone being perfectly vertical. Granted, this is all with default iPhone settings and the default camera app.

What do you make of this, detective?

This evidence further supports the hypothesis that the mirror shot has been manipulated using computer software. Thank you for your contributions to this vital research.

 

[Sats]

We're gonna need body language experts to look at those pics where he's kissing the girls and tell us if the girls are into it.

For instance, in this pic the girls is barely pecking the dude on the lips. I've seen someone kiss their mother (no pun intended) with more passion.

Where the tongue kiss pics?

If I was just friends with a guy, that's how I would kiss him. Just anecdotal though.

 

[WillyFive]

The kid looks like someone who'd have the time and talent to work with Photoshop in this matter; as well as upload the pictures to his Facebook account to have some fun.

 

[Arkos]

That confirmation could have been very easily photomanipulated.

Hence my hedging

The next SunhiLegend. Thank you.

It is too much. I cannot take it

If I was just friends with a guy, that's how I would kiss him. Just anecdotal though.

THANK YOU I've been saying this the whole thread. Not proof at all, but nobody else seems to mention it (#teamreal). And now I find out that was a troll post

 

[TheOohChild]

stay creepy, internet

 

[maplelord93]

this thread is legendary

 

[Sats]

THANK YOU I've been saying this the whole thread. Not proof at all, but nobody else seems to mention it (#teamreal). And now I find out that was a troll post

No, you're totally right. The people in this thread saying "girls don't kiss their friendzone'd guys like that", are pretty much wrong. I do it, my other female friends do it. We kiss. But we don't fucking attack you with our mouths.

Everything about the girl's body language is the kind of passive, distant, "aww" just friends kiss.

Something I noticed about girls and kissing, at least with myself. When we are holding the guy's face, we can either actually HOLD it, as in, wrap our fingers around the curve of his cheeks and jaw, so we have some kind of grip. This usually means we are into it.

This photo is doing the exact opposite. Her fingers are outstretched, just touching his face, like she is trying to keep him at a pre-approved kissing distance.

 

[Devolution]

No, you're totally right. The people in this thread saying "girls don't kiss their friendzone'd guys like that", are pretty much wrong. I do it, my other female friends do it. We kiss. But we don't fucking attack you with our mouths.

Everything about the girl's body language is the kind of passive, distant, "aww" just friends kiss.

Something I noticed about girls and kissing, at least with myself. When we are holding the guy's face, we can either actually HOLD it, as in, wrap our fingers around the curve of his cheeks and jaw, so we have some kind of grip. This usually means we are into it.

This photo is doing the exact opposite. Her fingers are outstretched, just touching his face, like she is trying to keep him at a pre-approved kissing distance.

Still more action than a bunch of people getting mad at the thought of this kid's success.