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[Dutch Gronk]

Props to Godslay for scooping up Joique Bell while I'm preoccupied with conventions, film festivals and other leagues now that Mikel Leshoure has been rendered useless.

He's going to win the league once again from you guys if you're not careful.

Stop giving these people false hope. I got this and you know it.

 

[UberTag]

Stop giving these people false hope. I got this and you know it.

If it makes you feel any better, your team is easily in the running for prettiest group of guys.
You've got Gronk and Cam and no one that's inherently ugly like Lynch, Eli (any of the Giants, really) or the McQuistan twins.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

If it makes you feel any better, your team is easily in the running for prettiest group of guys.
You've got Gronk and Cam and no one that's inherently ugly like Lynch, Eli (any of the Giants, really) or the McQuistan twins.

I need to make a trade for Brady and Amendola.

Snes and Milchjon, who's down?

Also, get your teams ready, the season starts Thursday!

 

[ChanHuk]

I'm better than all of you

 

[Godslay]

I'm better than all of you

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Wes, don't forget to sub Josh Gordon out!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'll send out an email tomorrow to remind everybody to check their team.


GET READY TO GET SHIRTLESS!

 

[Kave_Man]

I'll send out an email tomorrow to remind everybody to check their team.


GET READY TO GET SHIRTLESS!

BITCH IF YOU WERE REALLY SHIRTLESS YOU WOULDN'T BE GETTING READY!

YOU'D ALREADY BE SHIRTLESS!

 

[Milchjon]

I already checked my team.

It depressed me.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I already checked my team.

It depressed me.

Wanna trade something? I need a RB worth a damn...

BITCH IF YOU WERE REALLY SHIRTLESS YOU WOULDN'T BE GETTING READY!

YOU'D ALREADY BE SHIRTLESS!

SHUT UP ROOKIE! YOU NEW TO THIS LIFE!

I'VE BEEN BOUT DIS LIFE SINCE I WAS BORN!

 

[Kave_Man]

SHUT UP ROOKIE! YOU NEW TO THIS LIFE!

I'VE BEEN BOUT DIS LIFE SINCE I WAS BORN!

I'M OLDER THEN YOU AND BEEN BOUT THIS BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN!

WALLOW IN SHAME WHILE WEARING A SHIRT!

 

[Milchjon]

Wanna trade something? I need a RB worth a damn...

My RBs are backup type of players....

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'M OLDER THEN YOU AND BEEN BOUT THIS BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN!

WALLOW IN SHAME WHILE WEARING A SHIRT!

I'M THE SHIRTLESS COMMISH!

KNEEL FOR ME OR FACE A FINE!

My RBs are backup type of players....

Arjun Rubben, Lets fuk shit up

 

[Kave_Man]

Say that to my face without a shirt and not online and see what happens Dutch.

I'm not afraid of your fines. I got Trent Truck!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Say that to my face without a shirt and not online and see what happens Dutch.

I'm not afraid of your fines. I got Trent Truck!

Don't test me! I will fly out to Toronto, go to your favorite bar/club and they will crown me king and hang my shirtless picture on the wall after the most epic night of shirtless partying they have ever seen!

And I will make sweet love to all the Canadian women, impregnating them with the spirit of Gronk.

 

[Wrayfield]

I'M OLDER THEN YOU AND BEEN BOUT THIS BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN!

WALLOW IN SHAME WHILE WEARING A SHIRT!

Don't forget, brothers. We're all born shirtless, except for Jets fans. They wear Sanchez t-shirts.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

TOMORROW IS THE DAY THAT THE NEW SEASON STARTS! ADJUST YOUR ROSTER ACCORDINGLY!







And get ready to watch me win the title this year.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

TOMORROW IS THE DAY THAT THE NEW SEASON STARTS! ADJUST YOUR ROSTER ACCORDINGLY!







And get ready to watch me win the title this year.

Remember that time you took Gronk in the first round? That was funny.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Remember that time you took Gronk in the first round? That was funny.

You know what's funny? When I'll win the league because of Gronk.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I'm worried about Wes.

Wes, post if you're okay.

We miss you.

 

[Godslay]

Orange Julius!

 

[ActStriker]

Orange Julius!

Son of a bitch.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Milchjon got 55 points from just Peyton and Torrey Smith.

Insane.

 

[Milchjon]

Milchjon got 55 points from just Peyton and Torrey Smith.

Insane.

Torrey Smith couldn't even give me a TD. Fuck him.

Also, I'll probably bench Peyton next week for threatening the glory of Lord Brady.

 

[ChanHuk]

You Europeans are dumb filthy sponges.

 

[BlackGhost]

Kave

 

[Fox318]

Decker had to drop that pass.

 

[Kave_Man]

Kave

I hope you ready BG.

You'll be singing like Drake when I'm done with you.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I hope you ready BG.

You'll be singing like Drake when I'm done with you.

Starting from the bottom now he's here?

 

[ChanHuk]

I renamed my team.

 

[BlackGhost]

I hope you ready BG.

You'll be singing like Drake when I'm done with you.

I wish I could sing like drake! He's the new hotness!

 

[Kave_Man]

Starting from the bottom now he's here?

BG will be sending me a PM saying "Kave you don't have to do this"

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I renamed my team.

You're such a stupid goat. I will crush your team.

I wish I could sing like drake! He's the new hotness!

The Motto is an awesome song.


Unrelated, who of you that I don't follow yet has Twitter? PM me your name!

 

[BlackGhost]

BG will be sending me a PM saying "Kave you don't have to do this"

Check you're PM's

Spoiler

PSYCH! Made you look motherfucker! Game on!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

You're such a stupid goat. I will crush your team.



The Motto is an awesome song.


Unrelated, who of you that I don't follow yet has Twitter? PM me your name!

@BaltimoreLarry

Prepare yourself

 

[ActStriker]

@BaltimoreLarry

Prepare yourself

I follow you already and I didn't realize it. lol

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I follow you already and I didn't realize it. lol

I don't tweet much, last one was 190 days ago.

Coming out of twitter hiatus to say......FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #RavensFlaccoDeal

 

[Kave_Man]

Check you're PM's

Spoiler

PSYCH! Made you look motherfucker! Game on!

You sir are a master trash talker!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Greg is gonna get it.

 

[Godslay]

SHIRTLESS BABY!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Okay, Greg isn't getting it...

I need some Gronk into my life and my Shirtless team.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I may be setting records... For shittiest game ever.

 

[Sanjuro]

I might win.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

-2.10 points.

-2.10 points I got from David Wilson, my team is even worse than I thought.

I may be setting records... For shittiest game ever.

"Lowest score in a game - 42.04 in week 11 of Season 1 - Fox318"

Almost.

 

[Greg]

Okay, Greg isn't getting it...

I need some Gronk into my life and my Shirtless team.

I wasn't here all day to talk shit, sorry.

I was shirtless in a pool though!

 

[UberTag]

Milchjon got 55 points from just Peyton and Torrey Smith.

Insane.

I'm just happy I've got a fighting chance to catch him tomorrow night if I get a shade over 20 points out of my tight end and my kicker.

There's no shame to losing to a team with Peyton when he puts up 7 TDs in a week. Barely paying attention to fantasy this week and I'm 4-0 in my other leagues so I can take a loss here and still sleep easy.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Good thing I started Mike Wallace and Lamar Miller while keeping Hartline on the bench! Obviously I know my team pretty well.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

So, who wants this athletic little speedster?

I will also throw in rookie sensation EJ Manuels.

Send me your trade offers, brethren!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Really though. Looking at my team...

 

[Kave_Man]

It all comes down to Ryan Mathews tonight to win it for me...


Fuck.

Somewhere Nori Chan is laughing at me.