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[Sloane_Ranger]

Xbox One : All those eyeballs, all that advertising revenue!

 

[Hoo-doo]

How about we all grow up and stop calling it XBONE

Yeah. No.

 

[Melchiah]

Remember this?

That's brilliant. =D

 

[Shaunboy97]

PS4: Greatness Eventually

...wait wrong thread

 

[StuBurns]

XBO - Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.

 

[yamo]

Get Xboned or Friendzoned, your choice!

 

[mrpeabody]

"Xbox One - Watch TV on your TV - $500"

This is the best. I don't think MS has any idea what their value proposition on this thing is, outside of gaming.

 

[b0neshank]

Xbone - I've made a huge mistake.

 

[Sobriquet]

Exactly.

Proud owner of Xone 92 graphite

I still have my silver UK-made one. I have to admit I'm jealous that yours glows.

 

[spacemonkeynation]

 

[SwiftDeath]

Xbox One: 'Your pants will stay firmly in place'

 

[bananas]

Another serious one:

 

[methane47]

Xbox One - More than just a play station.

Spoiler

$100 more

 

[OTIX]

Xbox One: Why would you live there?

 

[tino]

I can't think of anything better than "HAVE YOU SEEN TITANFALL?!"

 

[SwiftDeath]

I can't think of anything better than "HAVE YOU SEEN TITANFALL?!"

I bet right now that come March next year (or whenever it launches) people will start using that as a boon for XB1 instead of the meme that it represents now

I'm not too excited for titanfall but I know a lot of other people might be

 

[ElTorro]

I can't think of anything better than "HAVE YOU SEEN TITANFALL?!"

Have you seen Mattrick fall?

 

[Red Mage]

Non-snark: "There can only xB One."
Snak: "Fine, we'll at least buy you dinner first."

 

[quickwhips]

X1 - It does everything better
X1 - This Titan won't Fall.
X1 - welcome to Xbox 1080

 

[SwiftDeath]

X1 - It does everything better
X1 - This Titan won't Fall.
X1 - welcome to Xbox 1080

This one is good too although maybe wait until game launch is only a month or two away

 

[Raxus]

Another serious one:

Not bad. It is just weird the console is hiding in the corner like it is Tony Tony Chopper.

 

[Ol No Bones]

Xbox One: You get what you pay for. $499

 

[New002]

Posted this in the marketing push thread but figured I'd post it here as well:

 

[MCN]

Xbox One - Nineteen Eighty-Four was such a great instructional manual, wasn't it?

 

[bananas]

 

[SeanR1221]

XBone: because we're gonna bone ya! Herpa derp get it!?

 

[level44]

 

[RPGamer92]

Xbox One- One DIRECTtion

 

[bananas]

 

[CPS2]

I want a console that doesn't get mad when I push the wrong button. That doesn't complain that I don't know what I'm doing and that it hurts. A console that understands that most men in my position, just leave. I already have a Wii. I'm paying that Wii's rent! A console that has dinner on the table when I get home. I want an Xbone.

 

[tino]

I put together an ad just for this thread:

Don't forget his actual work place is decorated like Star Trek Enterprise bridge.

 

[TechOne]

xbox one: You're not buying XBL Gold? Fuck off.

 

[P90]

Nvm

 

[Birathen]

Xbone - Coz you got nothing to hide, do you?

 

[sestrugen]

XBone: We decline to deny