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Am i the only one that thinks this show is corny as hell??
This show is like the corniest shit on TV. Hell, I'm not sure if you could find someone who didn't think this show was corny.
Am i the only one that thinks this show is corny as hell??
I mean the jokes in this show is so corny, really bad acting. I also hated when they bring up other Marvel's movie characters in this show... It's just lame and not out of place.
I really think this show is for kids under 10 years old.
From the DNA of La Contessa Valentina Allegra de la FontaineSo that was the first actually great episode, not just a watchable one. Chemistry was great, none of the characters felt too forced or stupid and there was also actual development, specially between Fitz-Simmon. Sure, there was a lot of cheese mixed with that corn, but we are talking about a Marvel show made for TV instead of the typical big budget film, so this comes with the territory and everything was handled in perfect Whedony fashion.
As far as I'm concerned, this is the episode that finally grabbed me.
I was going to say that Skye should watch out, because Simmons was also looking disgustingly pretty. Like, straight up 10. Did they grow those two in a secret superhot chick-vat or something?
Best episode so far. Still not particularly liking hacker girl and Agent agent yet. Which sucks as they get the most screentime.
Best episode so far. Still not particularly liking hacker girl and Agent agent yet. Which sucks as they get the most screentime.
Oh also, I don't get why people are criticizing a show based on super hero comic books about being corny. Have you ever picked up a comic book? Shit's corny all the fucking time.
Just because it's a superhero show doesn't mean it has to be poorly written.
Doesn't need to be ultra-serious, either, but "it's a comic and comics are bad" isn't exactly an excuse.
I really liked the episode. Yes, it's corny - but within the boundaries of the show (so far), it worked. Nice moments from Fitz-Simmons (who had been relegated to pseudo-comic-technobabble-fodder in the previous episodes) and less of an emphasis on Skye and Ward, which is a good thing.
I think the show it's finding its stride at last. Hopefully things only get better from now on.
First look at Saffron Burrows as Victoria Hand:
Just because it's a superhero show doesn't mean it has to be poorly written.
Doesn't need to be ultra-serious, either, but "it's a comic and comics are bad" isn't exactly an excuse.
Not to mention small-minded, since many comics are well written. Better written than this show to be sure.
First look at Saffron Burrows as Victoria Hand:
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Well first off, corny doesn't equal bad. Corny has a different meaning than "bad", you know. If you wanted to say it's badly written, then why use a term that means something different, instead of, well "bad"?
Corny is defined as "mawkishly old-fashioned : tiresomely simple and sentimental" or "Trite, dated, melodramatic, or mawkishly sentimental." I would define corny writing as bad writing, and I would say that S.H.I.E.L.D. is badly written. You can enjoy corniness, but that doesn't make it good.
First look at Saffron Burrows as Victoria Hand:
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This is a Marvel show on a Disney network in the earliest primetime slot. It's not supposed to be sophisticated. It's not supposed to be gritty and dark. If it's not your thing, that's fine. But context would be nice when judging the show. There are plenty of aspects of the first 6 episodes that can be criticized within context. Writing isn't one of them.
There doesn't seem to be anything too eye catching or interesting from her wiki page, should we be excited?
Goddamn some of the spinning people are doing for this show is pathetic. The terrible writing this show is shitting out every week is above criticism now?
I'm really tired of people acting like every person who thinks this show sucks has outlandish or misguided expectations. We don't. I enjoy plenty of "unsophisticated" shows that are neither "gritty" nor "dark". I knew going in that this show was going to be a family friendly procedural. The problem with SHIELD isn't the type of show it is, it's that it is an awful example of that type of show, or any type of show for that matter. Pretty much nothing about it works.
I'm not spinning a thing. When people are critiquing all the writing as bad because it's corny when all of the writing is neither bad nor is all of it corny, yeah I'm going to point that out. I didn't say it's above criticism, I said use context. Everyone on the staff of SHIELD that has had interviews has been fully open about aiming to be a family friendly show. That means there's going to be some campy material because that material is child friendly.
After sticking with the show so far, it seems like it is trying to survive solely on name dropping more famous Marvel characters. That won't get them very far.
I mean the jokes in this show is so corny, really bad acting. I also hated when they bring up other Marvel's movie characters in this show... It's just lame and out of place.
I really think this show is for kids under 10 years old.
Thats herShe looks... judgy.
Sally FordQueen Bitch of the Marvel Universe.
So...how long till FitzSimmons start a relationship?
I know a lot of you may object, but it's clear they're going down that road, so long as it's not overbearing and corny, I'm not going to care.
I'm not spinning a thing. When people are critiquing all the writing as bad because it's corny when all of the writing is neither bad nor is all of it corny, yeah I'm going to point that out. I didn't say it's above criticism, I said use context. Everyone on the staff of SHIELD that has had interviews has been fully open about aiming to be a family friendly show. That means there's going to be some campy material because that material is child friendly.
Some episodes have been worse than others but there hasn't been a single episode that I would say was completely bad. There's room to critique character archetypes and actor portrayals. But this writing isn't bad.
I'm not even sure why I'm even bothering to reply though. It's not as if you're known for giving shows a chance.
Not to mention that all the Whedon/Mutant Enemy shows are full of self referential and cheesy humor. Even the most serious episodes of shows like Angel, Buffy, and Firefly have the tongue firmly pressed into the cheek during certain scenes. Almost every cheesy moment on this show has been obviously intentional. Sometimes the scenes fall flat, and there's no excuse for that of course, but I hope nobody thinks the "bad" writing or "cheesy" jokes are accidental.
The characters are not supposed to sound like real people. The dialogue is meant to be full of snarky quips and sometimes it is meant to call attention to itself.
Basically, It's a style thing. Some may hate the style, but that doesn't (necessarily) make it bad.
You can be family friendly and operate a decent level of drama as well. I honestly think part of the problem is actually the rather bland presentation, if it looked a bit more well serious it would help. It's an awfully pastel brightly lit show.
Yeah, I'd like to think that people do understand that it's an intentional style but maybe some that aren't familiar with Whedon shows don't see that? I can understand that to an extent but every person who is familiar with the Whedon style at one point, wasn't. So at 6 episodes in, I'd think that anyone who didn't realize it before, realizes it now and just doesn't like it. Which is fine. I just feel like people need to recognize that just because they don't like it, doesn't make it bad.
I agree that thus far the drama has been lacking in the majority of the episodes. I think that's a bit of a staple of Whedon and part of the reason why he's had rough luck with a lot of shows in the past. Typically a Whedon show tends to have a very slow build into the drama but once it gets going it really starts to hit. Other shows he's done have had more charismatic actors than SHIELD does, so even with drama-lite episodes the viewer gets drawn in to the characters. Hopefully though as we approach mid-season we'll start to see that pace pick up and we'll start to see some of the threads that have been laid out thus far start connecting and become more of a driving element.
I do wonder about the brightness and color. Seems a staple of a lot of ABC shows, though that could just be coincidence. The MCU does seem very colorful itself so it could be just a continuation of theme.
So...how long till FitzSimmons start a relationship?
I know a lot of you may object, but it's clear they're going down that road, so long as it's not overbearing and corny, I'm not going to care.