Reggie confirmed for Spike VGX appearance [Up: "new look at an upcoming Wii U game"]

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EmCeeGramr said:
"And without further ado, an exclusive first look at Nintendo's next project, right here on VGX and Spike TV!"

An empty warehouse. Bill Trinen stands clad only in old blue overalls and a green hat with an "L" crudely marked on the front in marker. His eyes are missing. In his hands are a silver platter bearing a Pizza Hut pizza pie.

Reggie descends from the ceiling on a golden rope. He carefully opens up the pizza box, thoughtfully selects a slice, turns toward the camera, raises the slice to his mouth, and slowly eats, his eyes never blinking. He consumes the entire pie in this fashion over the course of 15 minutes. He closes the box neatly, and climbs away again.

The sightless Bill throws the pizza box to the ground and turns over the silver tray.

"gba games on vc" is splattered on the bottom in an unidentifiable fluid
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You must be quite the party planner.
 
ItIsOkBro said:
Wii U relaunch.
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-New name: Super Wii
-Gamepad out.
-Priced at $199.99.
-Bundled with Super Mario 3D World and Metroid Dread made by Retro AND includes demo for StarTropics U also made by Retro.
-Console redesigned to resemble the NES

Bonus Smash Bros trailer with Palutena, Ridley, Crash Bandicoot, Sander Cohen, Chell and Macho Man Randy Savage as playable characters.
 
EmCeeGramr said:
Reggie will come out and announce that the internet was right and GTAV and Persona 5 are Wii U exclusives. Geoff will attempt to point out all of the reasons that's wrong, but Reggie will keep talking, louder and louder. Soon the audience is on the floor, unable to turn off the TV or monitor due to vice like grips their hands have on their ears. Any that hear The Words perish, and no one knows where their spirits go. Soon the world is engulfed in the sound. If one listens carefully, they can hear a softer voice within their skull, whispering beneath the bellowing sound, tickling their inner ear with hot breath.

"Nintendo World, coming to Wii U and 3DS Summer 2014"
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EmCeeGramr said:
"And without further ado, an exclusive first look at Nintendo's next project, right here on VGX and Spike TV!"

An empty warehouse. Bill Trinen stands clad only in old blue overalls and a green hat with an "L" crudely marked on the front in marker. His eyes are missing. In his hands are a silver platter bearing a Pizza Hut pizza pie.

Reggie descends from the ceiling on a golden rope. He carefully opens up the pizza box, thoughtfully selects a slice, turns toward the camera, raises the slice to his mouth, and slowly eats, his eyes never blinking. He consumes the entire pie in this fashion over the course of 15 minutes. He closes the box neatly, and climbs away again.

The sightless Bill throws the pizza box to the ground and turns over the silver tray.

"gba games on vc" is splattered on the bottom in an unidentifiable fluid
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I'm gonna get so fired
 
EmCeeGramr said:
"And without further ado, an exclusive first look at Nintendo's next project, right here on VGX and Spike TV!"

An empty warehouse. Bill Trinen stands clad only in old blue overalls and a green hat with an "L" crudely marked on the front in marker. His eyes are missing. In his hands are a silver platter bearing a Pizza Hut pizza pie.

Reggie descends from the ceiling on a golden rope. He carefully opens up the pizza box, thoughtfully selects a slice, turns toward the camera, raises the slice to his mouth, and slowly eats, his eyes never blinking. He consumes the entire pie in this fashion over the course of 15 minutes. He closes the box neatly, and climbs away again.

The sightless Bill throws the pizza box to the ground and turns over the silver tray.

"gba games on vc" is splattered on the bottom in an unidentifiable fluid
Click to expand...

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EmCeeGramr said:
"And without further ado, an exclusive first look at Nintendo's next project, right here on VGX and Spike TV!"

An empty warehouse. Bill Trinen stands clad only in old blue overalls and a green hat with an "L" crudely marked on the front in marker. His eyes are missing. In his hands are a silver platter bearing a Pizza Hut pizza pie.

Reggie descends from the ceiling on a golden rope. He carefully opens up the pizza box, thoughtfully selects a slice, turns toward the camera, raises the slice to his mouth, and slowly eats, his eyes never blinking. He consumes the entire pie in this fashion over the course of 15 minutes. He closes the box neatly, and climbs away again.

The sightless Bill throws the pizza box to the ground and turns over the silver tray.

"gba games on vc" is splattered on the bottom in an unidentifiable fluid
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I nearly barfed. wtf is this
 
You know the Black Mirror episode where the Prime Minister has to have sex with a pig on national television?

yeah

something like that

except unlike the PM, Reggie's body will be ready
 
EmCeeGramr said:
Reggie will come out and announce that the internet was right and GTAV and Persona 5 are Wii U exclusives. Geoff will attempt to point out all of the reasons that's wrong, but Reggie will keep talking, louder and louder. Soon the audience is on the floor, unable to turn off the TV or monitor due to vice like grips their hands have on their ears. Any that hear The Words perish, and no one knows where their spirits go. Soon the world is engulfed in the sound. If one listens carefully, they can hear a softer voice within their skull, whispering beneath the bellowing sound, tickling their inner ear with hot breath.

"Nintendo World, coming to Wii U and 3DS Summer 2014"
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EmCeeGramr said:
"And without further ado, an exclusive first look at Nintendo's next project, right here on VGX and Spike TV!"

An empty warehouse. Bill Trinen stands clad only in old blue overalls and a green hat with an "L" crudely marked on the front in marker. His eyes are missing. In his hands are a silver platter bearing a Pizza Hut pizza pie.

Reggie descends from the ceiling on a golden rope. He carefully opens up the pizza box, thoughtfully selects a slice, turns toward the camera, raises the slice to his mouth, and slowly eats, his eyes never blinking. He consumes the entire pie in this fashion over the course of 15 minutes. He closes the box neatly, and climbs away again.

The sightless Bill throws the pizza box to the ground and turns over the silver tray.

"gba games on vc" is splattered on the bottom in an unidentifiable fluid
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My god... It's... It's beautiful
 
I hope they announce Mario.
 
JDSN said:
Announcement not made by Miyamoto or Iwata= Shit not worth the hype.

Edit: At best it could be a second party announcement by their second parties like Kuju or Monster Games.
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This is a reach, they don't ha e to be at an american award show to announce a game, that's exactly what reggie is for
 
kittenbreath said:
My god... It's... It's beautiful
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I'm sitting here laughing, then I realize that both posts are by the same user and laugh even harder.

But seriously, the announcement will be Zelda...in Smash. Thats right, a veteran confirmed at a event. (lol)

No but seriously, I hope its Zelda U and I hope its excacly like ALBW. ALBW was my dream game except that it was in 2D. And while I love 2D Zeldas I vastly like 3D Zeldas more.
 
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