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[somedevil]

So how is Rowan doing so far against Bryan?

 

[Ithil]

Why would anyone willingly listen to Cole for more than they have to?

Let me clarify, it's the JBL & Cole (With Renee Young) Show.

 

[Vee_One]

So what happened to Bryan during his ordeal?

 

[UberTag]

Him and Cole are the fucking worst when they argue. They don't play it at all like face/heel, they just do a shitty impersonation of Fox News pundits.

They could have an audio technician in the back with a soundboard featuring famous Jim Ross quotes/expressions that just hits random buttons throughout the night and that would still result in better play-by-play commentary than what's trotted out by the WWE in 2013.

Ironically though... I bet the Spanish announcers are actually doing an amazing job employing traditional commentary calling movesets and everything. I bet they don't even shill the WWE app.

 

[TheWarrior]

What do you think the wyatt guy smells like

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

So how is Rowan doing so far against Bryan?

He's generic big man #6536. Nothing special.

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

So how is Rowan doing so far against Bryan?

Kinda meh. Really wish it was Harper.

 

[Ithil]

So how is Rowan doing so far against Bryan?

Like he's a not very good wrestler with an amazing base to work around. It's a solid match, thanks to Bryan.

 

[Batigol]

Watch the phone :lol

 

[Zep]

lol he lipped "rollup"

 

[Sokantish]

Hey guys, my DVR didn't record the first hour. Did anything good happen?

 

[slightconfuse]

Hey guys, my DVR didn't record the first hour. Did anything good happen?

 

[Entropia]

DAMN

 

[Sokantish]

Wait, why is Daniel Bryan back!? I thought he was kidnapped

 

[TheWarrior]

Bray Wyatt watches Total Divas. Confirmed

 

[Boose]

I like this.

 

[Dark Ninja]

So what happened to Bryan during his ordeal?

Rape?

 

[redmetal86]

That "JEKT!" gets me every time.

 

[Htown]

That was fucking rad.

 

[Zep]

His best promo yet

 

[The_Joker1721]

Jesus Christ Bray is so good.

 

[gurudyne]

Amazingly well done. Surprised JBL/Cole/King didn't get in final word before commercial break. All the better for it.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Oh shit, they're "GUARANTEEING" It now!

Man, this is going to so blow up in their fucking face when they do the inevitable shitty non-finish. And I'm going to love it.

 

[jred2k]

So was he saying Bryan as reference to his real name, or just calling him by his character's last name?

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

I think I'm the only person that believes the match is going to end with an actual finish.

 

[somedevil]

I wonder if Bray vs Bryan is going to unless the badass killer Bryan gimmick. Bray is such a great promo its so weird that he is related to Bo Dallas.

 

[Ithil]

That's the sort of promo he used to cut on NXT. In fact the "bring down the machine" is right from his farewell promo to NXT. He was sometimes cryptic, but usually he talked directly to the person, in a nutty way. Much better for it, since now the viewer actually knows what he wants and why.

 

[Recall]

I think the Slammy ceremony should go to a non-finish.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Team Hell No Reunion!

 

[Ithil]

You treacherous swine, Kane!

 

[Sokantish]

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I was being serious, come on man!

 

[Ultratech]

Kane doing the whispered YES YES YES

I'm dying laughing...

 

[Htown]

Kane you traitorous asshole!

 

[GaimeGuy]

JBL is losing it

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

I wonder if Bray vs Bryan is going to unless the badass killer Bryan gimmick. Bray is such a great promo its so weird that he is related to Bo Dallas.

Brah cannot wrestle. Like a tank with a Ferrari engine...it doesnt go fast at all.

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Xavier Woods is wrestling Highlander.

There can only be one (minority)

 

[Entropia]

MAIN EVENT PLAYERS LIKE BRODUS CLAY

 

[Zep]

Lawd...

 

[Foffy]

A Black Power Ranger shirt?

 

[Sokantish]

That is a SWEET jacket Brodus has.

 

[gurudyne]

Team Hell No Reunion!

I want Kane to reference it, just once. How he was dragged off by the Wyatts and Bryan abandoned him and this is all some weird justice thing for Kane. Just one little nod to continuity would be enough.

 

[Dark Ninja]

MAIN EVENT PLAYERS LIKE BRODUS CLAY

Gimmick Infringement is one of the worst crimes in wrestling BRODUS DON'T PLAY BRAH

 

[jred2k]

I'm really surprised we didn't get a Naomi titty jiggling gif today.


Edit: holy shit I knew it was coming eventually.

 

[Htown]

Lawd...

brb

 

[Ithil]

Those are very nice gifs, but Total Divas tries way too hard to go "hey we're TV-14 everyone!".

 

[Tanner1495]

Kane's Yes was the best.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Brah cannot wrestle. Like a tank with a Ferrari engine...it doesnt go fast at all.

Bryan knows how to use a good base. Bray will be a good base.

 

[Ultratech]

So much jiggling...

Also, Brodus has actual spines on his back now?

Hahaha!

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Hip Hop Kido!

 

[Htown]

Yo when did Brodus get Bowser spikes.

also, was that a Power Rangers reference?