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[Mistouze]

Fisting of the North Star?

You don't know it yet but you already came.

 

[Ferrio]

I think the Hokuto no Ken hentai would sell better than the oregon trail mmo.

Just make Kenshiro a woman and that already opens doors.

I think Oregon trail would win by a landslide. Who wouldn't buy a game that's littered with gravestones everywhere saying "Dumbass died of dysentery".

 

[bjork]

:lol @ the last 4 or 5 posts

 

[sc0la]

I always thought an Oregon trail MMO would be awesome. No body would want to play with perma-death though =/

I wanted to reinvent Oregon trail as a modern MMORPG with people crossing the country to flee the zombie apocalypse that has overtaken the world.

 

[Mistouze]

I always thought an Oregon trail MMO would be awesome. No body would want to play with perma-death though =/

I wanted to reinvent Oregon trail as a modern MMORPG with people crossing the country to flee the zombie apocalypse that has overtaken the world.

"Ok, your game idea interrests us, but to cater our main audience we would need some sort of tentacle rape in it. Is it possible?"

 

[Anasui Kishibe]

I'm still waiting for one that is like Fist of the North Star, but x-rated.

there's already a hentai about it, but it's kinda ugly

 

[Haly]

"Ok, your game idea interrests us, but to cater our main audience we would need some sort of tentacle rape in it. Is it possible?"

You were attacked by a giant squid.
Joseph drowns.
Michael drowns.
Mary-Ann comes down with a case of post-tentacle-rape-stress-syndrome.

 

[Mamesj]

I clicked expecting something mildly amusing. I got Oregon Trail MMO and "you already came" :lol Good show.

 

[Greatness Gone]

Real men watch guro.

Whatever you do my GAF children, do not search for this shit. I was wondering around the many *insert number here*chans and I happened to stop by one of these boards. :-(

 

[Mistouze]

Whatever you do my GAF children, do not search for this shit. I was wondering around the many *insert number here*chans and I happened to stop by one of these boards. :-(

That's because you inconsciently knew what you were looking for, I for example settled for Wkipedia! No bad surprises!

EDIT : Obviously the word guro comes from the word gore, so no searching kiddos!

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Trident Dickgirl FTW!

 

[Askia47]

Guro isnt that bad, u just have to expose it to yourself enough to get numb to it!

However it is the most extreme hentai out there.

 

[Timedog]

You don't know it yet but you already came.

YES!

 

[lupin23rd]

Hey bjork is there any tentacle rape hentai available on blu-ray yet? :lol

 

[VictimOfGrief]

yea but fapping to one doesn't mean you've fapped to them all.

that is a more true statement. :lol

 

[Diablos]

^ quote from a 70 year-old hentai customer I have, who I've probably sold 130 hentais to. I lold :lol

:lol

 

[bjork]

Hey bjork is there any tentacle rape hentai available on blu-ray yet? :lol

Not afaik, but there's one called Arisa on HD-DVD.

 

[I_D]

Hey bjork is there any tentacle rape hentai available on blu-ray yet? :lol

The porn studios went HD-DVD.

And since China also went HD-DVD, there's probably a strong chance other Asian countries will follow.


Meaning..... no.

 

[LuCkymoON]

I think he's trying to say that he prefers lesbian action and girls who have penises.I could be wrong though.

you're right, in the world of hentai, futanari is more common than yuri. The reason I don't like hetero; 99% of the time it's rape. Rape Sex with testicles is kinda ok tho. >_>

Trident Dickgirl FTW!

Quoted for great justice! Nail is still the best.
Hey TTOB have you seen the final chapter of Shin Bible Black yet ?

 

[CoolS]

Na, some of the Pixis stuff is really something else ^^

 

[avatar299]

When is this thread going to turn into "name your favorite hentai?"

 

[LuCkymoON]

When is this thread going to turn into "name your favorite hentai?"

I haven't seen anyone name anything. Does it disgust you?

 

[Mamesj]

When is this thread going to turn into "name your favorite hentai?"

only one I've seen is Bible Black (and I only saw a couple scenes.) All I gotta say about it is: women sprouting penises out of their vaginas. Not quite my bag :lol

 

[Prime crotch]

At least no one's discussing how the Discipline adaptation ruined the original concept.

there's already a hentai about it, but it's kinda ugly

Actually there's a well drawn title made by a European team, it looks exactly like Tetsuo Hara's art only with lots of sex.

 

[Wanace]

We need to ask CrushDance to confirm this theory.

 

[Wired]

Fisting of the North Star?

More like Fisting of the South Star, am I rite?

 

[twinturbo2]

Also: your customer obviously hasn't seen Mahou Shoujo Ai. Nothing says lovin' like giant-sized industrial drills to the rectum!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

And as for guro, I have seen Mai-Chan's Daily Life... I'm scarred forever...

 

[Patrick Bateman]

More like Fisting of the South Star, am I rite?

:lol

 

[Rur0ni]

When is this thread going to turn into "name your favorite hentai?"

Now.

Of recent watches...

"Consenting Adultery"
"Mistreated Bride"
"Insatiable"
"Stringendo (My Blowjober Act?)"
"Do You Know the Milfing Man?"

 

[Ark-AMN]

When is this thread going to turn into "name your favorite hentai?"

Currently, that is Taiman Asagi from PIXY

However, Urotsukidoji will always be the classic.

 

[Ferrio]

They do!

Also: your customer obviously hasn't seen Mahou Shoujo Ai. Nothing says lovin' like giant-sized industrial drills to the rectum!

 

[bjork]

He came back today and dropped $532.10 on hentai. He's hardcore.

 

[bud]

what did he get?

 

[thesoapster]

He came back today and dropped $532.10 on hentai. He's hardcore.

You have an interesting job. :lol

 

[bjork]

what did he get?

A Urotsukidoji box @ 99.99
Sex Taxi box @ 69.99
12 single discs at $26.99 each:
Night Shift Nurses: RN's Revenge
Night Shift Nurses: Carnal Corruption
Night Shift Nurses: Clinical Confessions
Stainless Night
Sibling Secret
Slave Doll
Another Lady Innocent
F-Force
Immoral Sisters
Like Mother, Like Daughter
Medical Humiliation
Naughty Nurses

 

[Dabookerman]

Night Shift nurses eh. Did he get the uncut version?

By the way do you have Foxy Nudes? That's the most recent one i've seen.

Mahou Shojou AI is too over the top. When your busy fapping away and then a 2 foot wide pole gets shoved up some girls neenaw and it starts sticking out of her belly, you have to stop for a moment and think, "What is going on?"

 

[ratcliffja]

He came back today and dropped $532.10 on hentai. He's hardcore.

As hardcore as his porn?

 

[bjork]

Night Shift nurses eh. Did he get the uncut version?

By the way do you have Foxy Nudes? That's the most recent one i've seen.

Mahou Shojou AI is too over the top. When your busy fapping away and then a 2 foot wide pole gets shoved up some girls neenaw and it starts sticking out of her belly, you have to stop for a moment and think, "What is going on?"

We don't have foxy nudes, but I may order it in now that he's cleared out some of the older stuff that wasn't selling.

Also, that description sounds pretty crazy, but :lol @ neenaw

 

[twinturbo2]

bjork, I have to ask, but did you sit through Night Shift Nurses? I saw some clips on the series of tubes, and... yeah...

 

[bjork]

bjork, I have to ask, but did you sit through Night Shift Nurses? I saw some clips on the series of tubes, and... yeah...

I watched one where a girl has to lay eggs, and the other one gets a water hose put inside her or something? I remember it being pretty sick.

 

[Rur0ni]

I watched one where a girl has to lay eggs, and the other one gets a water hose put inside her or something? I remember it being pretty sick.

Yeah... Night Shift Nurses introduced me to hardcore. I prefer the straight Discipline type stuff. With mature almost juicy scrumptious looking women.

 

[Dabookerman]

Night shift nurses has Scat if I recall. No thanks.

 

["God's Beard!"]

I like when 4chan collects all the best stuff together into one thread. I don't even know what normal hentai is anymore.

IT'S AWWW RIGHT!

 

[Extollere]

I watched almost half of a Bible Black episode, got sick and deleted it. I know there is worse out there, but still... blegh. Why do people need this shit to get off?

 

[Brannon]

Fisting the South Star?

ACK beaten.

To be on topic, my only real experience with hentai would be Urotsukidoji. I had no idea what I was watching at the time. Then one day it hit me. OH GOD.

 

[Youta Mottenai]

I watched almost half of a Bible Black episode, got sick and deleted it. I know there is worse out there, but still... blegh. Why do people need this shit to get off?

I also can´t understand. Nothing is worst than when watching hentai (that till that moment was regular/normal, with a interesting story to go with), out of nowhere, you´re granted with rape, piss, torture and blood. Instant STOP -> Shift+Del. I must be pretty unluck, because every hentai I watched had at least one of these. I pretty much have completely given up hentai because of this.

 

[twinturbo2]

I watched one where a girl has to lay eggs, and the other one gets a water hose put inside her or something? I remember it being pretty sick.

You are a stronger man than me. I can only take the straight up hardcore without the wierd occult stuff going on in, say, Bible Black. Shame, because the artwork in said series is so good.

 

[Mr.City]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Bondage games yet. That's quite possibly the worst shit ever created.

 

[twinturbo2]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Bondage games yet. That's quite possibly the worst shit ever created.

Battle Raper?

 

[Askia47]

I also can´t understand. Nothing is worst than when watching hentai (that till that moment was regular/normal, with a interesting story to go with), out of nowhere, you´re granted with rape, piss, torture and blood. Instant STOP -> Shift+Del. I must be pretty unluck, because every hentai I watched had at least one of these. I pretty much have completely given up hentai because of this.

You could just skip it and move on to the next scene. Some hentais are quite disturbing tho i agree.