"You've seen one tentacle rape, you've seem them all."

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Askia47 said:
You could just skip it and move on to the next scene. Some hentais are quite disturbing tho i agree.
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Yeah, but it´s a mood killer. The last time I used skip, it went from pee to poop :(. And somethings once you see it, you can´t unsee it.
 
Linkzg said:
seriously.

that job seems like it would be really fun to work at.
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I dunno... consider how many threads I've made that are work related, against how long I've been there. The rest of the time is just trendy fuckface teenagers and shutins who should remain shut in. Permanently. Like that metallica video.
 
bjork said:
I dunno... consider how many threads I've made that are work related, against how long I've been there. The rest of the time is just trendy fuckface teenagers and shutins who should remain shut in. Permanently. Like that metallica video.
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Beats sitting at a computer all day and surfing gaf between being bored and waiting to go home. You have that whole social aspect.

then again, I would go crazy thinking about how everyone that buys something from that store will end up getting off to the stuff and I helped out in a way.
 
Linkzg said:
Beats sitting at a computer all day and surfing gaf between being bored and waiting to go home. You have that whole social aspect.

then again, I would go crazy thinking about how everyone that buys something from that store will end up getting off to the stuff and I helped out in a way.
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It's thanks to people like bjork that the clog removing industry is still alive. Fight on.
 
So he came back in today, and he's all excited like, "did you restock yet?" I showed him an extra stack of shit I ordered in just to see if he'd buy it. He weeded through and picked 11 dvds, and said he'd pass on the others for now. Then he saw another stack of DVDs, which were all Lupin dvds that I was adding to inventory. He grabbed them and I was like, "uh... those are just Lupin dvds" and he was like, "yeah, but are they x-rated?!"

Now he's going through the actual hentai section on the wall, and he has... 13 more stacked up so far.

This guy are sick. :lol
 
No lie. That shit is preposterous. I'm sure you've "seen it all", but, there would be a point in time where I would stop having a straight face, and look like o.0
 
bjork said:
So he came back in today, and he's all excited like, "did you restock yet?" I showed him an extra stack of shit I ordered in just to see if he'd buy it. He weeded through and picked 11 dvds, and said he'd pass on the others for now. Then he saw another stack of DVDs, which were all Lupin dvds that I was adding to inventory. He grabbed them and I was like, "uh... those are just Lupin dvds" and he was like, "yeah, but are they x-rated?!"

Now he's going through the actual hentai section on the wall, and he has... 13 more stacked up so far.

This guy are sick. :lol
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:lol
 
He's got about 40 dvds spread all over my sale table, and he's trying to decide which ones to buy this time. Some guy went to pick one up and look at it, and old hentai guy actually slapped his hand and went, "if you want to look at some of these, look at the section up there, these are MINE." I'm gonna guess that he buys 8-10 today, we'll see.
 
bjork said:
He's got about 40 dvds spread all over my sale table, and he's trying to decide which ones to buy this time. Some guy went to pick one up and look at it, and old hentai guy actually slapped his hand and went, "if you want to look at some of these, look at the section up there, these are MINE." I'm gonna guess that he buys 8-10 today, we'll see.
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I hope you guys never go out of business. I could easily see that guy doing something destructive on a global scale if he couldn't get his hentai...
 
I couldnt work at that type of store :lol

So many freaks, i would be scared to hear their adventures with their sexydolls while watching loli hentai stuff.
 
Linkzg said:
that job seems like it would be really fun to work at.
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bjork said:
He's got about 40 dvds spread all over my sale table, and he's trying to decide which ones to buy this time. Some guy went to pick one up and look at it, and old hentai guy actually slapped his hand and went, "if you want to look at some of these, look at the section up there, these are MINE." I'm gonna guess that he buys 8-10 today, we'll see.
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Seriously, we need to start a fund to buy bjork a really high quality web-cam to put in his store...so many lulz to be had. :lol
 
bjork said:
He's got about 40 dvds spread all over my sale table, and he's trying to decide which ones to buy this time. Some guy went to pick one up and look at it, and old hentai guy actually slapped his hand and went, "if you want to look at some of these, look at the section up there, these are MINE." I'm gonna guess that he buys 8-10 today, we'll see.
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I have to ask, how many parts of Bible Black does he have? Or is women who can sprout sausages from down there not his thing?
Sausages! SAUSAGES!
 
twinturbo2 said:
I have to ask, how many parts of Bible Black does he have? Or is women who can sprout sausages from down there not his thing?
Sausages! SAUSAGES!
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I'm pretty sure he has them all. Though, he got pissed because the original Night Shift Nurses is out at our distributor right now, and he wanted to buy the entire run of 8 today.
 
bjork said:
I'm pretty sure he has them all. Though, he got pissed because the original Night Shift Nurses is out at our distributor right now, and he wanted to buy the entire run of 8 today.
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Wow, man, just wow... :lol
 
bjork said:
He's got about 40 dvds spread all over my sale table, and he's trying to decide which ones to buy this time. Some guy went to pick one up and look at it, and old hentai guy actually slapped his hand and went, "if you want to look at some of these, look at the section up there, these are MINE." I'm gonna guess that he buys 8-10 today, we'll see.
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this guy is hardcore.

I bet he could beat anyone at arm wrestling.
 
bjork said:
I'm pretty sure he has them all. Though, he got pissed because the original Night Shift Nurses is out at our distributor right now, and he wanted to buy the entire run of 8 today.
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That man is insane. It's like he doesn't know what's on the internet.:lol
 
Holy shit. $697.96 on hentai. Just fucking WOW, is all I can say. I told him if he wanted to bring a list so I could special order for him, I would. He said he already has one printed out that he made while watching the previews on all the other discs he bought. :lol

Today's haul:
Best of Kitty 2
Best of Kitty 3
Consenting Adultery
T+A Teacher
Women At Work
Menage A Twins
Wordsworth
Professor Pain
Nurse Me!
Panty Flash Teacher
Voyeur's Digest
Internal Medicine
After Class Lesson #2
Holy Virgins
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #1
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #2
Anime Fiction #1
Anime Fiction #2
Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Angel Blade Returns
Girl's Locker Room
Marine a Go Go
Harumi's Bad Play
Sexcraft

I'm still amazed at how pleased his with himself as he's buying it, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
 
bjork said:
Holy shit. $697.96 on hentai. Just fucking WOW, is all I can say. I told him if he wanted to bring a list so I could special order for him, I would. He said he already has one printed out that he made while watching the previews on all the other discs he bought. :lol

Today's haul:
Best of Kitty 2
Best of Kitty 3
Consenting Adultery
T+A Teacher
Women At Work
Menage A Twins
Wordsworth
Professor Pain
Nurse Me!
Panty Flash Teacher
Voyeur's Digest
Internal Medicine
After Class Lesson #2
Holy Virgins
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #1
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #2
Anime Fiction #1
Anime Fiction #2
Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Angel Blade Returns
Girl's Locker Room
Marine a Go Go
Harumi's Bad Play
Sexcraft

I'm still amazed at how pleased his with himself as he's buying it, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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:spits Dew all over monitor:
 
bjork said:
Holy shit. $697.96 on hentai. Just fucking WOW, is all I can say. I told him if he wanted to bring a list so I could special order for him, I would. He said he already has one printed out that he made while watching the previews on all the other discs he bought. :lol

Today's haul:
Best of Kitty 2
Best of Kitty 3
Consenting Adultery
T+A Teacher
Women At Work
Menage A Twins
Wordsworth
Professor Pain
Nurse Me!
Panty Flash Teacher
Voyeur's Digest
Internal Medicine
After Class Lesson #2
Holy Virgins
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #1
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #2
Anime Fiction #1
Anime Fiction #2
Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Angel Blade Returns
Girl's Locker Room
Marine a Go Go
Harumi's Bad Play
Sexcraft

I'm still amazed at how pleased his with himself as he's buying it, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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$697.96
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Tamanon said:
Well, you'd better restock for when the tax rebate hits.
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Yeah, that's why I want his request list, because I honestly don't know what else to order in, and it's impossible to remember all the shit he's bought already. He says he gets two checks per month anyway, so I think one is like a social security and the other is a pension, but he mentioned taxes. We'll see sometime soon, I'm sure.

Suburban Cowboy said:
i demand a picture of this man.
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If my phone didn't make a noise when it took a picture, you would have it by now. He's pretty alert, so I know he'd hear it... just imagine Jonathan Winters, but a little bit shorter, and friendly as the day is long, just with an uncontrollable desire for some cartoon cooch.
 
bjork said:
Holy shit. $697.96 on hentai. Just fucking WOW, is all I can say. I told him if he wanted to bring a list so I could special order for him, I would. He said he already has one printed out that he made while watching the previews on all the other discs he bought. :lol

Today's haul:
Best of Kitty 2
Best of Kitty 3
Consenting Adultery
T+A Teacher
Women At Work
Menage A Twins
Wordsworth
Professor Pain
Nurse Me!
Panty Flash Teacher
Voyeur's Digest
Internal Medicine
After Class Lesson #2
Holy Virgins
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #1
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #2
Anime Fiction #1
Anime Fiction #2
Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Angel Blade Returns
Girl's Locker Room
Marine a Go Go
Harumi's Bad Play
Sexcraft

I'm still amazed at how pleased his with himself as he's buying it, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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Seriously. That guy would never even have to be a Junior Member, he could just eternally be "friendly as the day is long, just with an uncontrollable desire for some cartoon cooch."
 
ZAK said:
Seriously. That guy would never even have to be a Junior Member, he could just eternally be "friendly as the day is long, just with an uncontrollable desire for some cartoon cooch."
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That would kick ass if it was an animated scrolling tag. :lol
 
bjork said:
Holy shit. $697.96 on hentai. Just fucking WOW, is all I can say. I told him if he wanted to bring a list so I could special order for him, I would. He said he already has one printed out that he made while watching the previews on all the other discs he bought. :lol

Today's haul:
Best of Kitty 2
Best of Kitty 3
Consenting Adultery
T+A Teacher
Women At Work
Menage A Twins
Wordsworth
Professor Pain
Nurse Me!
Panty Flash Teacher
Voyeur's Digest
Internal Medicine
After Class Lesson #2
Holy Virgins
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #1
Night Shift Nurses Experiment #2
Anime Fiction #1
Anime Fiction #2
Sexy Sailor Soldiers
Angel Blade Returns
Girl's Locker Room
Marine a Go Go
Harumi's Bad Play
Sexcraft

I'm still amazed at how pleased his with himself as he's buying it, but whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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Holy shit! :O I wonder if he has children...
 
Linkzg said:
He can buy what he likes anyway, what the hell do we know about his tastes? But it's still fun to poke at him about it.
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Do yourself a favor and look up Harumi's Bad Play

Or rather, don't. I'm still regretting that google search I made...
 
jman2050 said:
Do yourself a favor and look up Harumi's Bad Play

Or rather, don't. I'm still regretting that google search I made...
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It isnt so bad, I cant really see how someone would be turned on by this...I mean, it is a poorly drawn young-ish looking girl touching herself while thinking about having sex with some random guy who is also poorly drawn.

this is actually tone of the least arousing things ive seen today, by comparison my keyboard is starting to look sexy.
 
Linkzg said:
It isnt so bad, I cant really see how someone would be turned on by this...I mean, it is a poorly drawn young-ish looking girl touching herself while thinking about having sex with some random guy who is also poorly drawn.

this is actually tone of the least arousing things ive seen today, by comparison my keyboard is starting to look sexy.
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Just commenting on the 'we don't know his tastes part' ;)
 
I know he likes the cartoons more than the live action, as he hasn't bought either of the Angel volumes I have, and none of the Neon-G nudie ninja chick ones we have.
 
bjork said:
I know he likes the cartoons more than the live action, as he hasn't bought either of the Angel volumes I have, and none of the Neon-G nudie ninja chick ones we have.
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Woah, woah, woah, nudie ninja chicks? Moar info, kplzthx. :D
 
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