"You've seen one tentacle rape, you've seem them all."
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Yeah I don't get what the hell is up with tentacle porn either. i saw this one time where she got a big plant tentacle up her snatch and it went all the way up her body through her mouth like a tree.. it looked like a big cucomber colored and wrinkled dick with leaves on it. then the woman explodes just after getting tears in her eyes and moaning something not understandable...
but what really pisses me off is this general rape trend in hentai. one thing is being raped by gang members or aliens or some crap like that, but getting raped by a fucking house plant? i would never be able to get off to that. actually i feel really bad for does girls that get a cactus up their ass. freaking fisting of the chcolate starfish. jesus christ.
but has anyone noticed the rape trend in normal porn aswell? i hate it when porn directors try to make porn movies art-like. its usually a senario where some lucky bloke comes home to a woman... maybe hes a plummer, a cop or a pizza delivery boy, and then he just rapes her and does all kinds of shit to her, and her husband is just standing there looking at this pizza boy molesting his wife.. and he just always does this horrible acting where he tries to look like that he is in a state that he cant watch.
and then the goddam camera pans in on the husband...
hello!!?? we wanna watch porn so we can see other mens pensises go into womans axe wounds that they got between their legs... not watch some poor SOB almost crying over witnessing his darling wife getting penetrated by a teenage delivery boy..
i hate does rape scenes. in the 80s you just had does good old exploitation rape scenes where the porn stars where in situations like a big debt or having to call in favors, where the male porn stars would then take advantage of them.
i remember this swedish porn I once saw where this electric guy was stuck in ceiling(dont ask how) and then the woman just starts having her way with him... and he didnt wanted it. it was hilarious! so much that i laughed and couldnt jerk off at the same time. it was like getting off to an episode of roseanne, which I also finds quite hard.
but what really pisses me off is this general rape trend in hentai. one thing is being raped by gang members or aliens or some crap like that, but getting raped by a fucking house plant? i would never be able to get off to that. actually i feel really bad for does girls that get a cactus up their ass. freaking fisting of the chcolate starfish. jesus christ.
but has anyone noticed the rape trend in normal porn aswell? i hate it when porn directors try to make porn movies art-like. its usually a senario where some lucky bloke comes home to a woman... maybe hes a plummer, a cop or a pizza delivery boy, and then he just rapes her and does all kinds of shit to her, and her husband is just standing there looking at this pizza boy molesting his wife.. and he just always does this horrible acting where he tries to look like that he is in a state that he cant watch.
and then the goddam camera pans in on the husband...
hello!!?? we wanna watch porn so we can see other mens pensises go into womans axe wounds that they got between their legs... not watch some poor SOB almost crying over witnessing his darling wife getting penetrated by a teenage delivery boy..
i hate does rape scenes. in the 80s you just had does good old exploitation rape scenes where the porn stars where in situations like a big debt or having to call in favors, where the male porn stars would then take advantage of them.
i remember this swedish porn I once saw where this electric guy was stuck in ceiling(dont ask how) and then the woman just starts having her way with him... and he didnt wanted it. it was hilarious! so much that i laughed and couldnt jerk off at the same time. it was like getting off to an episode of roseanne, which I also finds quite hard.
RumFore said:
I wish. Every time shit like that happens, I'm making a face in my mind like the one in your avatar.
also, twinturbo> they're like really bad dramas that have girls "fighting" very little, and showing nude boobs very little. Feels like watching a bad film school project.
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
Allright, nevermind.bjork said:
perfectchaos007
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Is the penetration censored in your hentai?
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Wtf. He's back for more? o.o
He must have had a marathon session, watching that stuff back to back. His cock must feel used and abused.
He must have had a marathon session, watching that stuff back to back. His cock must feel used and abused.
John Dunbar
correct about everything
Words of wisdom.
bjork.. have you considered that the one thing he wants isn't more DVDs, but YOU. You've given him his fix, helped feed his lust, and now he's transferred that LUST from the images he sees onto the individual he procures them from.
He isn't back for more DVDs.
He's back because in his mind he's trying to figure out how to say: "Hey, you wanna come back to this old geezer's place and see what happens? We can put in a disc... or not."
He isn't back for more DVDs.
He's back because in his mind he's trying to figure out how to say: "Hey, you wanna come back to this old geezer's place and see what happens? We can put in a disc... or not."
Only $465.31 today. I think he's rebuying some of them, but I'm never sure:
A Time to Screw
Anyone You Can Do...
Arisa 2 [in HD!]
Doctor Shameless
Angelium
The Hills Have Size
Foxy Nudes
Dirty Thoughts
Girl Next Door
The Story of Little Monica
Hyakki
House of 1,000 Tongues
Virgin Auction
Punishment
Sextra Credit
He forgot the list, but he said next time he comes, he has a list and he has broken it down by distributor, and I guess he wants to polish off his collection one distributor at a time.
A Time to Screw
Anyone You Can Do...
Arisa 2 [in HD!]
Doctor Shameless
Angelium
The Hills Have Size
Foxy Nudes
Dirty Thoughts
Girl Next Door
The Story of Little Monica
Hyakki
House of 1,000 Tongues
Virgin Auction
Punishment
Sextra Credit
He forgot the list, but he said next time he comes, he has a list and he has broken it down by distributor, and I guess he wants to polish off his collection one distributor at a time.
Jamesfrom818
Banned
Well, I thought Wordsworth and After Class Lesson were entertaining. Maybe I should search out a couple other ones on his list...
EDIT: More? Holy shit!
EDIT: More? Holy shit!
Semantic Continuum
Member
O lawd :lol
BTW don't you have some kind of hands-free kit with your phone that would supress the noise ? Or just put it silent ? Maybe you can try to change the sound for when a picture is taken by recording silence and put that instead of the usual *KRAONCH*
Trying to help here, bring on the lulz
BTW don't you have some kind of hands-free kit with your phone that would supress the noise ? Or just put it silent ? Maybe you can try to change the sound for when a picture is taken by recording silence and put that instead of the usual *KRAONCH*
Trying to help here, bring on the lulz
http://spyguys.net/product_info.php?products_id=275&osCsid=d680691f64997a41e87e68d7e27d5adb
BAM! Let's see some antics!
BAM! Let's see some antics!
GoutPatrol
Forgotten in his cell
bjork said:
So............how much is this one?
ProfessorLobo
Banned
bjork said:
These posts seriously make me sick to my stomach. Thousands of dollars... it would take several lifetimes to fap to all this.
Prince of Space
Banned
Maybe he buys in bulk to give them to needy children or something.
He called back to let me know he lost half of what he bought today. He asked if they were still on the counter or something and I told him they weren't, because they're not. He said he was gonna retrace his steps, but damn. Buying hentai is bad enough, but buying it and then not even getting to watch it, that's just shitty for him.
Semantic Continuum
Member
bjork said:
About $200 of hentai DVDs? Well it sure won't go unnoticed...
Semantic Continuum
Member
Man it's a real "Hop o' My Thumb" in a less kid-oriented way... :lol
Fuzzery said:What porn do you think
watches?
Picard does not watch porn, he gets so much action he lives in one.
As for OP, more power to you selling porn since I do not know anybody who buys it anymore except a friend of mine who buys doujinshi (as in his body weight at conventions).
Suburban Cowboy
Member
anyone else find the image of this guy having his hentai dealer on speed dial to be hilarious?
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
::raises hand::Suburban Cowboy said:
ProfessorLobo
Banned
bjork said:
Don't worry. A needy pubescent boy will find it and he will be introduced to a magical world.
He came back today. He spent $594 today, but a good chunk of it was half-price regular anime. Today's haul:
Midnight Sleazy Train 1
Midnight Sleazy Train 2
Classes in Seduction
Endless Serenade
Gloria
The Night When Evil Falls
Viper GTS
Shusaku the Letch: Replay
Elfen Laid
Secret Desires
Project Boobs
Legend of the Pervert
The Tales Trilogy
Magical Twilight
And he gave me a 2-page request list. This guy is amazing.
Midnight Sleazy Train 1
Midnight Sleazy Train 2
Classes in Seduction
Endless Serenade
Gloria
The Night When Evil Falls
Viper GTS
Shusaku the Letch: Replay
Elfen Laid
Secret Desires
Project Boobs
Legend of the Pervert
The Tales Trilogy
Magical Twilight
And he gave me a 2-page request list. This guy is amazing.
MrToughPants
Brian Burke punched my mom
bjork said:
So I forgot to mention when he came last month, but it was like $600. Today he's here again, and he brought a big bag. Rather than spreading shit out all over the place, he's keeping it in the bag, and he's actually going to buy regular anime today.
But he brought me a list of more hentai he wants to order... 4 more pages of shit. He's a maniac.
But he brought me a list of more hentai he wants to order... 4 more pages of shit. He's a maniac.
Greatness Gone
Member
I just don't get how people can masturbate to cartoons.
John Dunbar
correct about everything
Greatness Gone said:
Cartoons can make you laugh or sad, so why not aroused?
lastendconductor
Put your snobby liquids into my mouth!
I think the right term is collector.bjork said:
which is not much different anyway
He spent $621, but he only bought 10 hentais today. He bought a bunch of Geneon dvds we had left over, like the Last Exile thinpak and some other stuff I don't remember.
He had to put some stuff back because he originally rang up for $788, but he goes "I'm not a maniac about it. I'm just an addict."
I really hope I'm out of here before he comes next month.
He had to put some stuff back because he originally rang up for $788, but he goes "I'm not a maniac about it. I'm just an addict."
I really hope I'm out of here before he comes next month.
"God's Beard!"
Member
how close am I?
Son of Godzilla
Banned
bjork said:
Wow this guy has no taste.
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