Well, after 4 agonizing hours on the floor (ohmygodmybackwhydididothismercifuljesusmyback) I fit in all the parts, connect all the cables, do everything I thought I was supposed to (even spent a solid 45 minutes figuring out the damned CM 212 EVO heatsink)
and it turns on!... for about 20 seconds, then proceeds to restart itself, in an endless cycle. Of note, I flipped the power switch on the PSU, but hitting the power button on the front of the case didn't turn on, I had to hit the manualy power switch on the mobo itself. The voltage meter reads a steady 15. Computer turns on obviously, all the led's work, both case fans and the cpu fans all turn on, I can audibly hear the HDD rev up, the GPU fans rev up. Don't think I bent any pins. Everything's mounted. The only significant hiccup in the whole process I think was in applying the thermal paste for the heatsink. I put a bit too much on, and a small amount started leaking out one side. I caught it before it got on anything other than the metal of the CPU latch, fairly certain it didn't get on anything else, wiped it clean. Plugged it into a tv via the HDMI out on the mobo, the TV recognizes that there's something connected there but it's not getting any signal. But it's way too late atm for me to do anything more to diagnose. I'll take more pictures in the morning but if PC GAF can do any sleuthing for me overnight I'd appreciate it.
EDIT: Almost forgot, specs:
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CPU: Intel Core i7-4770K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor (Purchased For $217.49)
CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler (Purchased For $29.99)
Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-Z87X-UD3H ATX LGA1150 Motherboard (Purchased For $149.99)
Memory: G.Skill Sniper Series 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Memory (Purchased For $52.99)
Storage: Kingston SSDNow V300 Series 120GB 2.5" Solid State Disk (Purchased For $59.99)
Storage: Western Digital Caviar Blue 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive (Purchased For $54.99)
Video Card: MSI GeForce GTX 770 4GB Video Card (Purchased For $288.40)
Wireless Network Adapter: Rosewill N900PCE 802.11a/b/g/n PCI-Express x1 Wi-Fi Adapter (Purchased For $22.99)
Case: Corsair 200R ATX Mid Tower Case (Purchased For $59.99)
Case Fan: BitFenix Spectre 47.7 CFM 140mm Fan (Purchased For $8.03)
Power Supply: Rosewill Hive 750W 80+ Bronze Certified Semi-Modular ATX Power Supply (Purchased For $64.99)
Keyboard: Logitech MK520 Wireless Ergonomic Keyboard w/Laser Mouse (Purchased For $42.99)
Total: $1052.83
(Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available.)
(Generated by PCPartPicker 2013-12-07 04:55 EST-0500)