Football Thread 13/14 |OT10| Silence of the Lambda
- Thread starter Hixx
- Start date
Flying Squirrel
Banned
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Permanent banning,
No escape from fatality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to Mumei and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm sleeplessnights, kiplessdays,
Mo Salah, Rapey Dave,
Anyway Wilbur blows, doesn't really do it to me, to me.
Mama, just banned three men,
Posted balls into this thread,
Pulled my trigger, now they're dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make bud cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if my alt has been discovered.
Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Need dat access all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (anyway, Wilbur blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never posted balls at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
WoodenLung, WoodenLung, will you be my Mandingo?
Salvadora and Lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio,
Rio Ferdinand
Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy with a now-banned IP
Spare him his life from 4Chan and FB.
Easy come, easy go, will you unban Arnold?
Kipmillah! No, we will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Never, never, never unban Kermit) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, Mumei mia, Mumei mia) Mumei mia, let me go.
Beelzebud has an alt put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can ban me and take out three guys?
So you think you can fuck me and leave me to #die?
Oh, Evilore, can't do this to me, Evilore,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway, Wilbur blows.
Is this just fantasy?
Permanent banning,
No escape from fatality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to Mumei and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm sleeplessnights, kiplessdays,
Mo Salah, Rapey Dave,
Anyway Wilbur blows, doesn't really do it to me, to me.
Mama, just banned three men,
Posted balls into this thread,
Pulled my trigger, now they're dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make bud cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if my alt has been discovered.
Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Need dat access all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Mama, ooh (anyway, Wilbur blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never posted balls at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
WoodenLung, WoodenLung, will you be my Mandingo?
Salvadora and Lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio.
(Anton and Rio) Anton and Rio,
Rio Ferdinand
Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy with a now-banned IP
Spare him his life from 4Chan and FB.
Easy come, easy go, will you unban Arnold?
Kipmillah! No, we will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei!) Kipmillah! We will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Pls Mumei) Will not unban Arnold.
(Never, never, never unban Kermit) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh, Mumei mia, Mumei mia) Mumei mia, let me go.
Beelzebud has an alt put aside for me, for me, for me.
So you think you can ban me and take out three guys?
So you think you can fuck me and leave me to #die?
Oh, Evilore, can't do this to me, Evilore,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.
Anyway, Wilbur blows.
Fantastic screed young junior. A fitting tribute to the fallen.
luxstellarum
Member
lol
The_Hitcher89
Member
That's a Wilbur alt if ever I've seen one
Shatner's Bassoon
Member
It could be anyone now considering Flying Squirrel's account password was posted.
Nah. I disagree
The_Hitcher89
Member
If it was Sleepless, there'd be small grammatical mistakes.
Arnie never really posted things like that
Could be Wooden
Might be somebody pretending to be one of their alts
Kipless probably told his bro to post that while Kipless got it from Wulbrrr
Gareth Bale
Member
Dem reading skills
He fucking says who it is in the 8th line.
He fucking says who it is in the 8th line.
They gave out the password. Anyone could be behind it.
Lambda Pie
Banned
which team is worse: Barca without Messi or PSG without Ibra?
edit: i'm gonna make a ballad to go with those lyrics.
edit: i'm gonna make a ballad to go with those lyrics.
Flying Squirrel
Banned
Grammatical? I got A in English 3
The_Hitcher89
Member
Red herring bruv
I'd like Montoya, but I suspect he's off to Italy. No idea about Cabaye, but he would be an excellent addition.
The one I keep seeing, and seems most likely at this point, is Salah.
See Suarez was awarded the last goal at the weekend, taking him to 15 for the season. Based on his minutes to goal ratio, he'll be hitting in the region of 50 if he keeps this up.
It's Sleepless' fucking brother. He said so earlier.
The_Hitcher89
Member
lol
Even our dubious goals panel is incompetent. Might as well give West Ham's goal to Jarvis
Flying Squirrel
Banned
I am here to save FootyGAF, who's up first
He's Siberian
Ok that makes sense. Yurt is a Turkish word as well (since our ancestors come from Siberia). Originally it referred to the huts of the Turks of old, but nowadays it refers to the whole country and also as a word for university campuses.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
Graham Hunter and trust in the same sentence.
Id trust him on Barca.
The_Hitcher89
Member
And people ignored me when I was worrying about our second half performances. Well guess who's having the last laugh?
Wenger
This needs to be recorded asap
Shatner's Bassoon
Member
Messi will go to an Adidas team. Sunderland confirmed.
TheLucifer
Member
That's an awful way to get knocked out of the CL, JuveGAF. Can't believe it, seeing the pitch completely fucked up on one side was a pretty clear signal of what Galatasaray was trying to do, and they eventually got what they wanted. Still, Uefa should've taken care of that, it was too blatant.
Oh and just because one game wasn't enough: Ajax U19 had to play the last game of the Youth League vs Milan Primavera today. After checking the pitch, they said that it wasn't suited to play and asked to not play today. Uefa officials and the refs (Milan players as well) said that it wasn't perfect but it was still acceptable (it was even worse when Ajax had their training yesterday and when Milan played vs Brescia last week), even if it was a bit frozen on one side.
Ajax said that they wouldn't play, and the game has been cancelled. So, yeah.
--
MilanGAF, pls, wait a few hours before doing that. We might play at home but we're still far from the next stage, the ways this could backfire are infinite.
Oh and just because one game wasn't enough: Ajax U19 had to play the last game of the Youth League vs Milan Primavera today. After checking the pitch, they said that it wasn't suited to play and asked to not play today. Uefa officials and the refs (Milan players as well) said that it wasn't perfect but it was still acceptable (it was even worse when Ajax had their training yesterday and when Milan played vs Brescia last week), even if it was a bit frozen on one side.
Ajax said that they wouldn't play, and the game has been cancelled. So, yeah.
--
MilanGAF, pls, wait a few hours before doing that. We might play at home but we're still far from the next stage, the ways this could backfire are infinite.
Especially after the Cesc and Thiago shite he put you lot through last summer?
New signing for the LA Galaxy. Step aside Dave, your stardom has been eclipsed.
Graham Hunter and trust in the same sentence.
Rosell is trying to tank barca yeah? Jog on Hunter
I thought you were Turkish because of your username.
I still need to play that.
As I said above it refers to traditional huts Ancient Turks and Mongols used to live in. But nowadays the word means country or dorm.
Feels so awkward lol. For half of this afternoon I assumed you were a fellow Galatasaray fan.
I didn't realise that. Clever fuckers!
He is now!
It also explains why Cesc was sold at such a low price (with the rest will be made up in horse hormones).
Wenger redeemed.
Yeah I know but since this is likely gonna be our last year playing in an European competition, I wanna stay positive that we'll beat them and go to the next stage. I mean, dog knows when we'll play in the CL again.
Perfect Blue
Banned
Messi to Chelsea <o/
In Abramovich('s wallet) we trust
In Abramovich('s wallet) we trust
zomgbbqftw
Banned
Hey dude, random stuff, but you keep getting mentioned on the gaming side as a massive Xbox guy. Weird. I've seen a few people say that they expect you to come into threads and defend Microsoft/Xbox.
Zaba was talking about how he asks about life at City frequently. I suppose we could part with Dzeko and some cash...
It's too bad we didn't win the group. It would have been fun maybe facing Gala.
Similar threads
- Locked