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[MaddenNFL64]

It's like a parody of Nintendo fansites. Actually, I'm almost willing to bet that that is the point.

There are lots of good Nintendo-centric websites that don't spout shit like that. Although, it's much easier believing it is a spoof of a Nintendo fansite, then it is taking it at face value.

 

[ge-man]

There are lots of good Nintendo-centric websites that don't spout shit like that. Although, it's much easier believing it is a spoof of a Nintendo fansite, then it is taking it at face value.

I agree with that-- that's why I think it's a parody. I refuse to believe that someone is writing this stuff with a straight face.

 

[Red Dolphin]

I doubt that Geist will follow that path--I've rarely seen huge praise for the game. More often than not I've seen the kind of skepticism that's in your post. I'll be really surprised if people still care about Geist by the time it hits retail.

No that's what I mean. It will have quite a bit of hype and praise leading up to its release and probably bomb at retail. Still I hope thats not the case.

 

[Blimblim]

Nintaldo is back and he's not happy !

http://tendomfg.blogspot.com/2004/08/halo-vs-mario-kart-why-karts-rule.html

 

[DopeyFish]

If you re-arrange the letters in Go Kart you get Takogo! It’s not a word, but damn it if it doesn’t sound better.

hahahaha

 

[Defensor]

Nintaldo is back and he's not happy !

http://tendomfg.blogspot.com/2004/08/halo-vs-mario-kart-why-karts-rule.html

oh jeez, I can't believe I actually read that..

 

[ManDudeChild]

-If you re-arrange the letters in Warthog you get Goth War. Who wants a Goth War. Those guys are mean. One time my friend Joey, he got beat up by them after science class. Plus they think they’re vampires and crazy stuff. Well they can suck the blood out of my ass! +5 Nintendo –10 Gaylo!

Ok that actually made me laugh. Goth war. lol

How can you avoid an alien armada and save the Halo installation so you can bring it back to Earth and awaken the dragon if you can’t powerslide?

I guess I must have missed that part of the game. lol

 

[Blimblim]

I can't tell for sure is that guy is the ultimate moron or a parody genius. Maybe a bit of both.

 

[Kon Tiki]

I mean for the “Power of X” (which in itself is an oxymoron) can’t even manage to make the Warthog look like the vehicle that it’s (http://www.teamxbox.com/images/games/ss/55/1075388548.jpg) based on.

LOL.

I have a new bookmark now, thanks.

Edit: lol @ the poor guy who took it serious!

 

[human5892]

Clearly a parody. I didn't realize it at first (see earlier in the thread) because I didn't really read the essays too closely, but if you read even one of them carefully, it becomes pretty clear that it's ripping on Nintendo fanboys.

On the other hand, the Karts of Mario Kart Double Dash are brightly colored. This is both helpful to the players who want to play a bright, fun, cartoony racer with robust gameplay and have smashing party blasts; as well as helps the industry overall. How might you ask? It’s simple really, bright and cartoon graphics don’t make parents angry and since we need our parents to buy videogames … well we gotta keep them happy ^-__*^

See?