self-deprecating HARLEY OWNER? wtf is wrong with you. AMERICAN IRON UPSIDE THE HEADS OF TWEE GIRLY MEN ON THEY CROTCH ROCKETS!
man, if i had a harley, i'd be insufferable. i was bad enough on the america. with a big ol' hog, i'd offer up regular blip blasts from my cocktail shorties, taunts of GIT A REAL BIKE PUSSY to anyone in track leathers, and rolling burnout starts just because if i buy AMERICAN, I ROLL AMERICAN y'all city-boy pissants! ;-)
if i only had a bigger garage (and no kid). more specifically, if i had ONLY a garage and no other money sinks...