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[Miguel]

 

[Eminem]

sox starting lineup today:

1 Scott Podsednik, LF
2 Brian N. Anderson, CF
3 Ross Gload, 1B
4 Joe Borchard, DH
5 Joe Crede, 3B
6 Timo Perez, RF
7 Chris Widger, C
8 Geoff Blum, SS
9 Willie Harris, 2B

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[mCACGj]

Good thing she's a mute! She ain't singin yet!

 

[Deku Tree]

It'd be funny if the Padres won the division with a losing record. How many times has that happened before?

 

[captmcblack]

Showtime.

[EDIT: The Empire strikes first. GODZILLAAAAAAAA]

 

[Deku Tree]

Way to load 'em up Dave.

 

[captmcblack]

i hate that guy.

 

[Miguel]

8 Geoff Blum, SS

FORMER STROS REPRESENT!

 

[Y2Kev]

Okay, Wang calmed down.

I don't understand why they told him the significance of this game. It's like...just tell him he is pitching against Columbus.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

 

[dkeane]

GO SOX! Tek with the big hit. About time.
God what am I doing on this computer. Time for a bar.

 

[Deku Tree]

And after one bad pitch, Wang looks like he's back in control.

 

[ocelittle]

GO SOX. BOO YANKEES. BOO CLEVELAND.

 

[Matrix]

F-ing Nats! WIN ONE GAME FOR THE STROS!

 

[mCACGj]

F-ing Nats! WIN ONE GAME FOR THE STROS!

Jeez, cursing at them won't make them play harder. GO CUBS!

 

[Silkworm]

It'd be funny if the Padres won the division with a losing record. How many times has that happened before?

No division winner has finished a non-strike year with a losing record. Come on Padres, make history!!! > If the Dodgers can't win the division (a foregone conclusion by now), then I want the Padres to have the distinct "honor" of being the worst team in history (in regards to W-L record) to have ever clinched a divison in baseball. And of course I'd like to see them get swept by St. Louis in the playoffs

 

[Tamanon]

Big Papi.....damn is he loved there

And that's a bad decision for Wang, should be pulled any moment now.

 

[mCACGj]

Man, I feel really bad for Abreu. He actually tried the first half of the season for the most part, and now he's hurt and can't do anything. With a healthy Abreu, the Phillies are either tied or have the lead in the Wild Card.

 

[Kuroyume]

JETERMISSSLE BOOOM

 

[Eminem]

Cleveland losing to our scrub lineup in the 8th? :lol :lol :lol

 

[captmcblack]

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

.

 

[Brofist]

JETERMISSSLE BOOOM

ahh yeah it's that time of year again for Mets fan, to cheer for the winning NY team :lol

 

[Eminem]

:lol :lol :lol :lol talk about no shame

 

[Eminem]

Come on, only 3 more outs in Cleveland and we steal this one with our AAA line-up.....

 

[Matrix]

JETERMISSSLE BOOOM

Are you shitting me?

 

[Tamanon]

Ah nothing like showing complete fear of a batter.

 

[Kuroyume]

I am just a spectator... not cheering for the yankees.

 

[Eminem]

Damn, our AAA staff cracked.

into extras...when we should be RESTING OUR STAFF. wtf. let them win

 

[captmcblack]

DELETE JORGE POSADA

 

[calder]

The Yanks/Sox rivalry is cool alright but...

.. is the girliest sports pic I've seen since Mario felt up Sidney Crosby in that creepy-uncle posed shot. Not only is Jeter's little grin hilarious, but Damon looks like he's mincing across the stage in HMS Pinefore. Strange that so many baseball pics of dubious heterosexuality feature Jeter.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

What bullpen woes?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The Yanks/Sox rivalry is cool alright but...

.. is the girliest sports pic I've seen since Mario felt up Sidney Crosby in that creepy-uncle posed shot. Not only is Jeter's little grin hilarious, but Damon looks like he's mincing across the stage in HMS Pinefore. Strange that so many baseball pics of dubious heterosexuality feature Jeter.

 

[Eminem]

bottom of the fucking 11th. END THIS GAME OZZIE. JESUS.

Have Frank Thomas pitch in a wheelchair

 

[Deku Tree]

I'd be smilin' too if I was gettin' paid as much as he gets paid to do that.

P.S. It seems Honey actress Jessica Alba has been getting around lately, considering her newest boyfriend isn't an actor, but rather New York Yankee Derek Jeter

 

[Eminem]

Ozzie, when you put out a AAA lineup, DONT USE ONE OF OUR BEST 2 RELIEVERS IN THE 11TH INNING.


christ

 

[Eminem]

1 more out Neal? I dunno if I want him to get out of this inning or end the game. CONFLICTING INTERESTS

this game is ridiculous. most inconsistant strike zone EVER. pitchers and hitters on both sides are, and should be, fucking pissed.

 

[Joe]

fuck you toronto, fuck you ozzie, fuck you posada

Spoiler

YOU FUCKING CUNT

, and fuck you ruben sierra.

 

[Eminem]

Woah, don't say fuck Ozzie. He's using our best fucking pitchers. Has been since the 9th. And it's really pissing me off.

 

[Joe]

GUILLEN THAT FUCK

 

[Mrbob]

Oh my god. Cubs score 2 in the 9th off of lidge to come back from 3-2 down and win 4-3! Two in a row. Here comes the SWEEP!

Damn Cubs. We beat the Stros and Cards but can't beat the Pirates, Reds, and Brewers!

 

[Eminem]

GUILLEN THAT FUCK

No shit. Why is he wasting our good arms on a garbage game?

 

[Duck of Death]

The Milwaukee Brewers just guaranteed a .500 season, and they still have 2 games to go.

This may not seem like a big deal to some, but for Brewer fans like myself this is pretty big. The team hasn't had a winning season in 12 years, and the optimism surrounding the team's future just feels great!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The Milwaukee Brewers just guaranteed a .500 season, and they still have 2 games to go.

This may not seem like a big deal to some, but for Brewer fans like myself this is pretty big. The team hasn't had a winning season in 12 years, and the optimism surrounding the team's future just feels great!

impressive! The Yankees, RedSox, Orioles, Dodgers and Angels will enjoy looting your talent!

 

[Duck of Death]

They can take away our mules, but they can't take away our farms!

But yeah, the big teams are going to go after Turnbow at least.

 

[Mrbob]

I think the Brewers will be OK. They have a ton of young talent which is starting to come together. They have a couple years before the team gets pillaged.

 

[mCACGj]

I love the Cubs. I really do. I also love Chase Utley. This is turning out to be a great season all around, I really wish I had the MLB package to watch all of these games.

 

[Duck of Death]

I think the Brewers will be OK. They have a ton of young talent which is starting to come together. They have a couple years before the team gets pillaged.

Well, they'll always have strong pitching and their farm system is strong.

But really, Turnbow is 7-1, has an ERA 1.7, and has 39 saves so far. You know the Yankees are licking their chops :\

 

[Eminem]

top of the 13th.....fuck this game


and we waste a 1 out triple with a botched suicide squeeze. nice, guys.

 

[Miguel]

Ah well, tomorrow will be the clincher, partying will be delayed for one day.

 

[Eminem]

ROSS GLOAD SUPERSTAR