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[masud]

Rebounds per game (guards)
1 Landry Fields
2 Andre Iguodala
3 Dwyane Wade

2pt FG%
1 Tyson Chandler
2 Shaquille O'Neal
3 Landry Fields

 

[PBY]

I'm so hyped for tonight I don't even know why.

I really hope the chants come through.

all of you are gonna be really disappointed when we go up by 20 in the 2nd- bron's gonna silence quicken loans

 

[siddx]

What hopes and dreams? They've got a team with Mo Williams as the number 1 option. Cavs fans should be hoping for a loss as it brings them closer to the lottery. The misery and disappointment of the Miami Heat so far is more worthy of the lulz.

Except they aren't. Because they live in Cleveland. And to willingly live in Cleveland you have to be dumb enough that you probably don't understand how the lottery works and that mo williams isn't a franchise player.

The number one reason I don't blame Lebron for jumping to Miami is that staying in Cleveland would mean staying in Cleveland.

I don't like the city of Cleveland if you haven't figured it out by now. Sorry Clevites.

 

[Spooks]

They have been talking about this for days over here. Wade said if Lebron doesn't do it, he will. Everyone on the team wants him to do it. Our radio has been joking that the entire Heat team should do the powder.

I hope someone on the Cavs does it. Varejao should :lol

 

[h3ro]

all of you are gonna be really disappointed when we go up by 20 in the 2nd- bron's gonna silence quicken loans

Don't care about the result. I don't expect Cleveland to win. I just wanna sit back and watch.


Also, Landry Fields. ROTY.
Can't wait for Lesideshow to come to the Garden. STAT!

 

[masud]

all of you are gonna be really disappointed when we go up by 20 in the 2nd- bron's gonna silence quicken loans

Lebron better hope the fans have a close basketball game to focus on. Otherwise...

 

[Spooks]

Oh and apparently that dumb ass who got kicked out of the Indians game for wearing a Miami Heat Lebron James jersey is going to be there :lol

Dudes dead.

 

[K.Jack]

Except they aren't. Because they live in Cleveland. And to willingly live in Cleveland you have to be dumb enough that you probably don't understand how the lottery works and that mo williams isn't a franchise player.

The number one reason I don't blame Lebron for jumping to Miami is that staying in Cleveland would mean staying in Cleveland.

I don't like the city of Cleveland if you haven't figured it out by now. Sorry Clevites.

Yo. Fuck you, straight up.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

all of you are gonna be really disappointed when we go up by 20 in the 2nd- bron's gonna silence quicken loans

just hope there aren't a lot of season ticket holders coming to tonight's game.

 

[BertramCooper]

I do hope the heat crush the cavs tonight. Not because I want to the Heat to win, but just so I can enjoy the sensation of thousands of Cleveland fan's hopes and dreams dying all over again. I love misery and disappointment, especially from a city as horrible as Cleveland.

 

[captmcblack]

They have been talking about this for days over here. Wade said if Lebron doesn't do it, he will. Everyone on the team wants him to do it. Our radio has been joking that the entire Heat team should do the powder.

If they ALL do it, it would be S-rank trolling. I'd love to see that shit.

Then, I'd like to see Cleveland fans retaliate with 20k red and gold vuvuzelas, or something outlandish like that.

Rebounds per game (guards)
1 Landry Fields
2 Andre Iguodala
3 Dwyane Wade

2pt FG%
1 Tyson Chandler
2 Shaquille O'Neal
3 Landry Fields

Landry Fields is going to develop a 3-point shooting touch, and become the new John Starks - and subsequently will inherit the long-vacated and prestigious title of "captmcblack's all-time favorite Knick".

 

[alr1ght]

I wonder if Mama Lebron and Delonte will be there.

 

[Gigglepoo]

The Heat will win tonight. It's a far more lasting story if the bad guys absolutely blow out the weak and pathetic Cavs at home, solidifying themselves as the most evil team in sports. It has to happen that way, so I'm fully prepared for a 30 point margin of victory while LeBron drops a triple double.

 

[Oozer3993]

The US losing out to Qatar in the bid for the 2022 World Cup means I have worked up a good base hate for the game tonight.

 

[Sharp]

Even in this year's relatively bad rookie crop Landry has no chance at RoTY unless Wall actually sits out a third of the season and Griffin reinjures himself.

 

[masud]

Even in this year's relatively bad rookie crop Landry has no chance at RoTY unless Wall actually sits out a third of the season and Griffin reinjures himself.

39th pick.

Landry Fields is going to develop a 3-point shooting touch, and become the new John Starks - and subsequently will inherit the long-vacated and prestigious title of "captmcblack's all-time favorite Knick".

He's only shooting 32% from 3 now. But he seems to hit the big ones.

 

[h3ro]

39th pick.

He's only shooting 32% from 3 now. But he seems to hit the big ones.

Yup. He's got that clutch.

It's just really refreshing to have a player that makes smart decisions and knows the situation of the game at all times.

 

[siddx]

Yo. Fuck you, straight up.

Don't be mad, be proactive. Move to Chicago.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Colin Cowherd just called Lamar Odom a hall of fame player and compared him to Barry Bonds! :lol :lol

AFTER trying to compare LeBron's "scrubs" that won 60+ games 2 straight years to Kobe's team in 2005 that missed the playoffs because he mentioned Brian Grant, Caron Butler and Lamar Odom was apparently "in his prime" back then. But then he claims Lamar still has "4-5" years left to "score more points and win more championships. Wait...I thought Lamar was in his prime back in 2005...smh.

Then when pressed on it by his board operator, he backed away and tried re-directing with some bullshit Dirk/Gasol "argument".

So, according to Cowherd, Lamar is getting into a HOF where neither Rodman or Horry reside.

Sounds totally reasonable.

 

[Sharp]

39th pick.



He's only shooting 32% from 3 now. But he seems to hit the big ones.

RoY doesn't give bonus points for overcoming adversity.

 

[h3ro]

I'd like to join the "I hate Cowherd" group.

Screw you colin for being the reason I don't hear the dulcet tones of Max Kellerman anymore.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

all of you are gonna be really disappointed when we go up by 20 in the 2nd- bron's gonna silence quicken loans

You are delusional if you think

1) the Cavs will get blown out by the second quarter

2) the Q will be "silenced" even if that happens

I expect them to be defiant all night long, regardless the deficit.

 

[PBY]

You are delusional if you think

1) the Cavs will get blown out by the second quarter

2) the Q will be "silenced" even if that happens

I expect them to be defiant all night long, regardless the deficit.

we'll see

 

[captmcblack]

Of course there is no way Landry could be RoTY in a world where John Wall was picked and Blake Griffin is considered a rookie (and is playing like a goddamn animal).

But if they both got hurt or regressed or something, and Landry kept playing like he is/improving, he would have to get it unless the league put in a most epic fix.

RoTY discussion on Dec. 2nd is stupid, though. Let's just enjoy Professor Fields' fine work. <3

 

[masud]

RoY doesn't give bonus points for overcoming adversity.

And he's playing on a winning team

 

[DY_nasty]

One thing is certain, the Q is not going to be silenced tonight - win or lose.

Bron may not even want to be on the bench if the game gets out of hand. At least on the court you can move around...

 

[ryutaro's mama]

we'll see

Did the Czzz blow the Cavs out by the second in Cleveland?

I think it's hilarious that his home state hates him and he has no clue why.

He's as delusional as you.

You both deserve each other as fan and idol.

 

[Sharp]

And he's playing on a winning team

When has that ever mattered for rookie of the year? Most of them are on shitty teams because they're almost all top five draft picks.

 

[DY_nasty]

we'll see

Miami hasn't blown anyone out by the 2nd quarter this season... Hell, they struggled to Philly away.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

AFTER trying to compare LeBron's "scrubs" that won 60+ games 2 straight years to Kobe's team in 2005 that missed the playoffs because he mentioned Brian Grant, Caron Butler and Lamar Odom was apparently "in his prime" back then. But then he claims Lamar still has "4-5" years left to "score more points and win more championships. Wait...I thought Lamar was in his prime back in 2005...smh.

Then when pressed on it by his board operator, he backed away and tried re-directing with some bullshit Dirk/Gasol "argument".

So, according to Cowherd, Lamar is getting into a HOF where neither Rodman or Horry reside.

Sounds totally reasonable.

10 year Prime, man.

 

[Cloudy]

James was born on December 30, 1984 in Akron, Ohio, to a 16-year-old mother, Gloria. His biological father, Anthony McClelland, was an ex-convict who left Gloria and forced her to raise LeBron by herself. Unnofficial Cavaliers T-shirts stating "Like Father Like Son" will be sold at tonights game outside of Quiken Loans Arena

WOW

 

[reilo]

WOW

Oh Jesus

 

[Cloudy]

AFTER trying to compare LeBron's "scrubs" that won 60+ games 2 straight years to Kobe's team in 2005 that missed the playoffs because he mentioned Brian Grant, Caron Butler and Lamar Odom was apparently "in his prime" back then. But then he claims Lamar still has "4-5" years left to "score more points and win more championships. Wait...I thought Lamar was in his prime back in 2005...smh.

Then when pressed on it by his board operator, he backed away and tried re-directing with some bullshit Dirk/Gasol "argument".

So, according to Cowherd, Lamar is getting into a HOF where neither Rodman or Horry reside.

Sounds totally reasonable.

Seriously I try to like Cowherd but he's really OFF on his NBA takes. It's just embarrassing at times...

 

[SamuraiX-]

I do hope the heat crush the cavs tonight. Not because I want to the Heat to win, but just so I can enjoy the sensation of thousands of Cleveland fan's hopes and dreams dying all over again. I love misery and disappointment, especially from a city as horrible as Cleveland.

Crazy makes you crazy, motherfucker.

Love your stories in the Girl/Dating-Age thread. :lol

Where do you live btw?

 

[ryutaro's mama]

WOW

And again, according to peterb0y, the Q will be silent by the 2nd quarter.

 

[SamuraiX-]

WOW

Holy FUCK.

Didn't think my hype could go up anymore.

Cleveland going all out tonight. Bring it. :lol

 

[PBY]

And again, according to peterb0y, the Q will be silent by the 2nd quarter.

Its logic bro- how you gonna be rowdy when your teams down 20

 

[BertramCooper]

Its logic bro- how you gonna be rowdy when your teams down 20

You've clearly never met a Cleveland fan.

 

[reilo]

Its logic bro- how you gonna be rowdy when your teams down 20

You've got a point. I don't expect the two or three Heat fans in attendance to be all that loud when the Heat go down 20.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

WOW

not enough popcorn to last us tonight!

 

[SamuraiX-]

Its logic bro- how you gonna be rowdy when your teams down 20

The game is just a backdrop.

The main event is the LeBron hate fest.

Please come through with those chants, Cleveland. I gotta find some way to record this game tonight. :lol

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Its logic bro- how you gonna be rowdy when your teams down 20

Yeah, because this game is just like any other game the Cavs will have there this year.

So let's apply the exact same logic to it.

Dude, you are really embarassing yourself.

Just stop.

 

[DY_nasty]

And again, according to peterb0y, the Q will be silent by the 2nd quarter.

Worst NBA crowd ever?

Kobe had it rough playing Denver after the rape trial, but this is going to be so much worse...

 

[PBY]

Yeah, because this game is just like any other game the Cavs will have there this year.

So let's apply the exact same logic to it.

Dude, you are really embarassing yourself.

Just stop.

Dude, of course I realize that the Cleveland fans are gonna bring it. I'm pretty sure that theres very little that the Heat can do about that- However, I am willing to bet almost anything that the game will be a blow out, and that the fan chants aren't gonna be as crazy as you think they'll be

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Alright, so my friend Matt is the loudest guy in the universe. He also has lower bowl season tickets and heckles opposing players mercilessly. Last night he was riding Arenas hard, this is what he texted me:

Apparently he doesn't like being told he shouldn't be allowed in Canada because of his felony conviction.. or someone yelling "Dont shoot Dont shoot" everytime he had the ball. Gave me the coldest stare I have ever gotten from a player.

This apparently threw Gilbert off his game so bad it made the Washington papers:

The night started out rough for Arenas, as he drove inside and had his first shot rejected by Raptors forward Amir Johnson. Arenas finished with just seven points and was heckled by a group of Raptors fans who made reference to his gun suspension by chanting, "Don't shoot"

He sits right near the opposing bench, he's asking me for ideas for Friday against the Thunder. Anybody got anything good?

 

[DY_nasty]

^:lol :lol :lol

Dude, of course I realize that the Cleveland fans are gonna bring it. I'm pretty sure that theres very little that the Heat can do about that- However, I am willing to bet almost anything that the game will be a blow out, and that the fan chants aren't gonna be as crazy as you think they'll be

Miami couldn't even blow the Wizards, Bobcats, or Sixers out.

I want Miami to win, just to because there is some great potential for Bron to elevate himself into one of the greatest douchebags of all time, but I don't think he's got it in him.

 

[reilo]

He sits right near the opposing bench, he's asking me for ideas for Friday against the Thunder. Anybody got anything good?

"You paid Nick Collison how much?!"

 

[PBY]

^:lol :lol :lol

Miami couldn't even blow the Wizards, Bobcats, or Sixers out.

I want Miami to win, just to because there is some great potential for Bron to elevate himself into one of the greatest douchebags of all time, but I don't think he's got it in him.

we were up by 20 pretty much through the entire 2nd half against the wizards, and we did blow out the sixers... the final score in those games isn't really representative of the games

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Dude, of course I realize that the Cleveland fans are gonna bring it. I'm pretty sure that theres very little that the Heat can do about that- However, I am willing to bet almost anything that the game will be a blow out, and that the fan chants aren't gonna be as crazy as you think they'll be

Is there an able bodied member of Cavs-Age willing to take the challenge here?

 

[ryutaro's mama]

we were up by 20 pretty much through the entire 2nd half against the wizards, and we did blow out the sixers... the final score in those games isn't really representative of the games

Who did you blow out on the road by 20 this year?