I bought Europa Universalis 3, knowing very well that it's a game for the hardcore strategy gamers, while I mostly have played games like Civ and Colonization, and Total War games to some degree. This is my first try at playing it.
1. Notied how downright ugly it is. I don´t expect this to be Civ 5 in terms of graphics, but come on Paradox, can´t you hire someone with some kind of sense of art direction? But ok, this is not about graphics.
2. Brought up the first tutorial. Very well, useful information.
3. Tried the second one, crashed to windows.
4. Brought up the second tutorial. got useful information.
5. Tried the third tutorial, crashed to windows.
6. Realized at I could only look at one tutorial per session. Learned to live with it.
7. Tried a trial mission. to get a feel of the controls.
8. Was supposed to move the army in Altmark to Brandenburg. The problem was, that I could not move the army in Altmark, since that region didn´t seem to belong to me.
9. Perhaps I had missed something? Let's try every thinkable alternative.
10. Five minutes passes. Alt + F4.
11. Will try it again later.