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[CoffeeJanitor]

No, I'm not! I'm not a sucker!

SoulPlayeda

 

[Nori Chan]

lol coach kobe meme was a good one

 

[lupinko]

So Dwight is joining Nash-Kobe-Gasol-MWP right? RIGHT?

 

[SoulPlaya]

SoullPllaya

SoulPlayeda

Come on people, I'm an honest man. Once I support a team, it's gold.

You can trust the president of the Boozer Defense Force.

 

[SamuraiX-]

sunday white is so MINE!

This looks so wrong.

Just so horribly wrong.

Why haven't we resigned T-Will yet?

 

[SoulPlaya]

Speaking of Boozer, everyone needs to check out the funniest parody account ever.

https://twitter.com/cboozscreams

 

[Nori Chan]

This looks so wrong.

Just so horribly wrong.

Why haven't we resigned T-Will yet?

your face is horribly wrong

 

[Black Mamba]

Chris Sheridan ‏@sheridanhoops
Source on Dwight Howard trade: "It's all coming to a head." Translation: He's being dealt somewhere today.

WTF

 

[SamuraiX-]

Chris Sheridan ‏@sheridanhoops
Source on Dwight Howard trade: "It's all coming to a head." Translation: He's being dealt somewhere today.

Fuck this shit.

 

[Puddles]

Man, a league stuck in lebron mode is gonna suck. Don't get me wrong tho, lebron is an all time great player but man does watching his game bore me to shreds. His moves look ugly as heck.

With any luck, LeBron will start declining in a year or two, and we can welcome in a Kevin Durant future.

 

[ph33nix]

WTF

what exactly is so WTF that would shock you

 

[SoulPlaya]

WTF

BREAKING NEWS: Something is happening!

 

[pilonv1]

Journalists who cried Dwight

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Multiple sources claim that sources

 

[ph33nix]

Kobe gonna hang up his shoes next year most likely eh?

http://basketball.realgm.com/wireta...ceptive_To_Bryant’s_Input_On_Roster_Decisions

Man, a league stuck in lebron mode is gonna suck. Don't get me wrong tho, lebron is an all time great player but man does watching his game bore me to shreds. His moves look ugly as heck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkkoymU9fcs

He is sure boring

 

[Nelo Ice]

WTF

What if we get him and the news breaks during Nash's press conference lol.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

I don't believe any of these rumors till I hear it from Broussard.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Come on people, I'm an honest man. Once I support a team, it's gold.

You can trust the president of the Boozer Defense Force.

Weird seeing that avatar on you instead of any Kane avatar

 

[GaimeGuy]

That's as believable as that story about Rose peeling apples in bed

Real men eat the entire apple, core and all.

 

[benjipwns]

I don't believe any of these rumors till I hear it from Broussard.

Chris Broussard reports that multiple sources say to not believe any of the rumors until his sources say otherwise.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Weird seeing that avatar on you instead of any Kane avatar

You know I have to. One week without greatness.

 

[ph33nix]

I don't believe any of these rumors till I hear it from Broussard.

You really sure do trust his maul-tiple sources don't you, Ryutaro's Penny?

 

[Nori Chan]

You really sure do trust his maul-tiple sources don't you, Ryutaro's Penny?

dont talk to mama like that you whore

 

[SoulPlaya]

dont talk to mama like that you whore

You see how LakersGAF supports each other? BullsGAF would have probably just left one of their own to suffer.

 

[thekad]

Source: Chris Sheridan has no sources.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

You really sure do trust his maul-tiple sources don't you, Ryutaro's Penny?

"I-I-I-I spoke to LeBraaaaaaa Jaaaaanes and he tol me in a personal tweet dat he spoke to Ray Alll-leen and he is een the fii-nawl stages of inking a deal dat will make him a member of the Mai-yami Heat."

 

[iamshadowlark]

Man, a league stuck in lebron mode is gonna suck. Don't get me wrong tho, lebron is an all time great player but man does watching his game bore me to shreds. His moves look ugly as heck.

WTF???

 

[DY_nasty]

WTF???

Not everyone can appreciate the finesse and skill of dodging opportunities to post up Baron Davis

 

[Red Blaster]

Source: Chris Sheridan has no sources.

But does he have no

...

multiple sources?

 

[Black Mamba]

Chris Sheridan ‏@sheridanhoops
Dwight Howard saga will be resolved today, source says

Sheridan says it's over!!!!

We got another week of this, don't we?

 

[Boombloxer]

Sheridan says it's over!!!!

We got another week of this, don't we?

I hope not.

I'm cool either way.

 

[SamuraiX-]

I can't wait until next season when all the owners look like the bunch of clowns they are for all these horrible contracts from this offseason.

Beginning with the 2013-2014 NBA Season, though, the NBA will implement a much harsher luxury tax system. Under that system, a team that exceeds the luxury tax threshold by $25 million would have to pay a tax bill of about $64 million.

A team $20 million over the threshold would owe $45 million, while a team $10 million over the threshold would owe $16.25 million.

No, those are not typos, and yes, I’m sure.

So don’t expect to see any payrolls approaching $100 million in the near future. If that happened, it could create a scenario in which the taxpaying team would be paying more in luxury taxes than its actual payroll. For example, if the tax threshold was $75 million and a team managed to field a payroll of $115 million, the tax charge in that instance would be about $135 million.

Under the new system, tax-paying teams will pay an incremental tax that is higher the more they exceed the cap. The NBA’s purpose was to make the tax so oppressive that teams would be more discerning with their payrolls. Small market owners wanted the tax to be so oppressive that even the Lakers, Knicks, Bulls, and Celtics would be reluctant to pay it. It’s the second best thing to a hard cap.

Owners: What do you mean it's our fault we're losing money every season!?

With the 2011 CBA, the NBA changed the economic landscape of the league and as a result, owners will probably be more discerning when signing free agents to long-term contracts.

ahahahhahahahaha

 

[GaimeGuy]

I can't wait until next season when all the owners look like the bunch of clowns they are for all these horrible contracts from this offseason.



Owners: What do you mean it's our fault we're losing money every season!?



ahahahhahahahaha

It's like they have no idea what the rules of the new CBA are, and they're about to go "Oh fuck" once they realize what they've done with these contracts

 

[thekad]

It's like they made a huge windfall when they negotiated the players down to 50/50 profit sharing and protected their stupidity with shorter contracts, mini-MLEs and so forth.

 

[Nelo Ice]

I can't wait until next season when all the owners look like the bunch of clowns they are for all these horrible contracts from this offseason.



Owners: What do you mean it's our fault we're losing money every season!?


ahahahhahahahaha

Naw its just bullshit the Lakers and some other teams have competent GMs and owners. Clearly it's their fault there are super teams that break competitive balance.

 

[Emwitus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkkoymU9fcs

He is sure boring

yay, he can dunk, yay. Pretty much what i mean. Power in there bron bron. Power in.

EDIT: Like i said, before y'all jump the gun. I just don't find his moves pleasant to look at.....therefore to me boring. He isn't as flashy as jordan, magic or kobe. Example?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpuswrs-Svg

Also, on that same video, skip to the 1:05 mark and be amazed.

 

[CB3]

This Dwight stuff needs to end so we can get back to the important topics. Like how Nash/Kobe is the greatest backcourt in NBA history.

 

[aznpxdd]

This Dwight stuff needs to end so we can get back to the important topics. Like how Nash/Kobe is the greatest backcourt in NBA history.

BestGAF has already agreed on that though.

 

[GaimeGuy]

This Dwight stuff needs to end so we can get back to the important topics. Like how Nash/Kobe is the greatest backcourt in NBA history.

lol, no.

Cousy/Sharman and Thomas/Dumars are the best.

 

[CB3]

lol, no.

Cousy/Sharman and Thomas/Dumars are the best.

Denied.

Kobe needs to put some shots up from 3 this summer. 30% aint cutting it for me. He needs that to make those 1-2 plays really work

 

[Knux-Future]

Sheridan also said the lock out would be over like two weeks into it.

Fuck that guy. Didn't he get fired from ESPN? The place that currently employs Mr Multiple Sources?

 

[GaimeGuy]

Denied.

Kobe needs to put some shots up from 3 this summer. 30% aint cutting it for me. He needs that to make those 1-2 plays really work

You would seriously rank old kobe and old nash over Cousy/Sharmon, Thomas/Dumars, Jordan/Harper, Jordan/Pippen (at point), and Frazier/Monroe?


Plus, Thomas/Dumars had Vinnie Johnson on the bench. Who the fuck do the lakers have?

 

[benjipwns]

Sheridan also said the lock out would be over like two weeks into it.

Fuck that guy. Didn't he get fired from ESPN? The place that currently employs Mr Multiple Sources?

He sued Vescey for libel over the Melo trade:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanv...orter-sues-new-york-post-columnist-for-libel/
http://thebiglead.com/index.php/201...-suing-peter-vecsey-of-the-ny-post-for-libel/

 

[CB3]

You would seriously rank old kobe and old nash over Cousy/Sharmon, Thomas/Dumars, Jordan/Harper, Jordan/Pippen (at point), and Frazier/Monroe?


Plus, Thomas/Dumars had Vinnie Johnson on the bench. Who the fuck do the lakers have?

Im spouting pure hyperbole. You took it too far man. You took it too far.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Im spouting pure hyperbole. You took it too far man. You took it too far.

it's real to lakers-age, damn it!

 

[CB3]

Being banned when that trade went down was like a knife right through my heart.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

When I wake up in the morning, I expect a fuckton of tweets that Dwight is on his way to LA. If not, I'm gonna choke a bitch.

 

[SamuraiX-]

Sheridan is also saying every RFA's offer sheet will be matched besides Fields. lol

 

[The Frankman]

NOT CARLOS BOOZER ‏@CBoozScreams

I MEAN HOW IS OMER WORTH $25 MIL HE CANT EVEN SHOOT JUMPERS. WISH I WAS A FREE AGENT AGAIN, I'M 2X AS GOOD AS HIM ON OFFENSE. ‪#50MMFORBOOZ

I wish I finished the Photoshop where Boozer screamed so forcefully his jam unhinged and showed his vocal chords and brain.

 

[benjipwns]

Farmar headed to Turkey:

Farmar is believed to have been offered a three-year, $10.5 million deal with Efes plus perks, like a place to live, car for him & his wife