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2014 NHL Playoffs: A thread full of jerk 'yoffs
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apocalidiot
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For the record (not that anyone gives a shit or is asking), I don't have a problem with "band wagoners" or people who post in this thread only for the yoffs. I only have a problem if you're a dickhead poster. But we have plenty of those who are regulars in this thread already
but LOL you better get used to it
but LOL you better get used to it
Who needs unsigned college prospects when you can sign undrafted Quebecois Hero David Desharnais.
Fata1moose
Banned
I heard Boulder lit up some of our hippies on Pearl St. with Burgundy and Blue, I think I'll go get pictures of that.
:lol :lol
He finished with 51 points in 60 games which is nice, but I feel like we're stuck with him seeing as he's so close to Patches. They live next door and drive to the rink together everyday. I don't know how Bergevin is going to handle this center debacle this off season.
Next you're going to tell me Messier is your all time favourite Canuck.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I miss the old avatar, RC. Hopefully it makes a return next year.
We're definitely stuck with him, and I feel like the organization goes easy on him considering his journey to the NHL, and it affects his contract negotiations. Was he really going to earn $3.5m from any other team last summer?
Edit: As hard as I am on him, I still like him, but he's got to start doing something in the playoffs.
Of course he will. Magnum can only took so much disappointment before he dies, then rises from the grave only to be dissapointed again.
Doubtful, but at the pace he's going $3.5 is a good deal. The problem is he clogs up our space, and I don't feel we could ever go 3-4 rounds deep if he's on that top line. I do like him, and he plays well with Patches, he just doesn't really fit on the team. This years playoffs will be huge for him, if he disappears like last year, I could see Bergevin trying to move him.
Yeah I edited in a little bit after. I like Desharnais, he continues to put up points , and he doesn't whine or complain when things aren't going his way, but we're going to be stuck in the same position we've always been in with a number two at best guy slotting into our number one centre position.
Hopefully Galchenyuk surpasses him soon, but Pacioretty will probably play with him only as long as he's here, and Galchenyuk will get the second line guys.
These playoffs are a make or break it point for Desharnais too. He's got two of the leagues best scorers on his wings, and still manages to get good matchups, if he doesn't put up points I don't think he ever will.
<3
Salthawks time to shine!
.......the fuck?Ready for playoff, avatar and all. Lets do this! ... Still two days
Unhandled Exception
Member
Warning: Marvie is not an attractive woman.
OriginofHysteria
Banned
WOOO PLAYOFFS>
oh wait.
oh wait.
Fata1moose
Banned
But I am a pretty girl, hop on the Avs bandwagon and you can hop on me.
I just wanted to make that joke, I'm not a girl.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Fixed.
apocalidiot
Banned
If Jessica Alba was in a bedroom and did that motion to me, I would straight up cum in my pants
off topic but this is pretty great - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47kaRegfNM
if you don't appreciate it then it probably didn't snow today where you live
off topic but this is pretty great - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47kaRegfNM
if you don't appreciate it then it probably didn't snow today where you live
Fata1moose
Banned
It's true, I don't have standards.
Unhandled Exception
Member
This definitely explains the Boulder residency.
Clockblockers
Member
if jessica alba was payment for my allegiance i'd be willing to consider a bribe....
and that's why you're an avs fan?
Fata1moose
Banned
I get to look at majestic shit like this all day!
I put an unhealthy amount of thought into hockey.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Fata1moose
Banned
Unhandled Exception
Member
Do you pay Kave_Man royalties for using that gif?
Fata1moose
Banned
Shhh, I figured he'd be in the offseason thread.
Dastardly Jerks
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According to TSN the Ducks are a one line team. This is good reporting. This is full of evidence. Yes, this is definitely true. They have definitely watched some Ducks games.
If the Ducks had Jeff Carter, they'd be a multiple lines team.
Dastardly Jerks
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Yeah and if we had Mike Richards we'd have an established 4th line Centre.
I get to look at majestic shit like this all day!
I put an unhealthy amount of thought into hockey.
Thought into hockey? That's a first for this thread.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
Ready for playoff, avatar and all. Lets do this! ... Still two days
Welcome!
Why do you hate the Hawks so much? You'd think one of our players killed your cat or something.
Hahahahahaha
I hope they move him up to the 2nd for the yoffs. Jumbo can score 4 and go in dry.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
I wish we had an established second line center.
Sometimes they're jokes. Sometimes it's just earnest stupidity. Fata's post seemed like the latter.
Sometimes they're jokes. Sometimes it's just earnest stupidity. Fata's post seemed like the latter.
Why don't you go riot about it.
I get to look at majestic shit like this all day!
That shit looks cool. My brother in law is moving to Boulder in a couple of months, next time my wife goes to visit I may go too, more interesting than north Texas for the hundredth time.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
19&21/Sanjuro/Roflbear/whoever else has titanfall:
Holy shit, the Kraber is absurd. In a fun to use way. Why are all of its challenges so low when it's a OSK to any human-sized target?
Holy shit, the Kraber is absurd. In a fun to use way. Why are all of its challenges so low when it's a OSK to any human-sized target?
AAAAWWWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!
CrazedArabMan
Member
It snowed today (about an inch to two), in mid April. Everyone on the roads crashed.
I think the snipers are really hard to use in this game. I haven't used the Kraber yet but you had to use the other sniper in one of the regen requirements and shit was unbearable til I got the AOG scope for it. Even then it was still pretty hard. Gimme the R-101C or CAR SMG all day though
Damn where at? We just got some light rain in New York
Yup. As much as I love snow and winter, looking outside and seeing this weather come out of nowhere just pisses me off because it's going to make my commute a mess.
CrazedArabMan
Member
CAR and B3 Wingman, everything else is irrelevant. Actually hopped on a little bit yesterday since I haven't played in a good while, took me a game to find my groove again but it was fun. I actually enjoy playing campaign when I'm by myself, I now understand the story finally too.
Southeast Michigan, trying to break that snow record still (unless we beat it already but I can't remember).
I just sent in my picks for a playoff pool. Despite thinking Boston is going to the Cup, I decided to take a big risk. My Cup final is Habs/Sharks with the Sharks winning in 6.
Montreal beating Tampa, Boston and Pittsburgh to get there :lol
CrazedArabMan
Member
I'm not going to make picks this year, I just have a list of teams I don't want to win:
Habs
Hawks
Pens
LA
Boston
The last too I don't care as much as the first 3 though. Of course Cleary is going to lead us to the promise land this year so the entire playoffs are already irrelevant to everyone else.
Habs
Hawks
Pens
LA
Boston
The last too I don't care as much as the first 3 though. Of course Cleary is going to lead us to the promise land this year so the entire playoffs are already irrelevant to everyone else.