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[Tabris]

Also to clarify I like briskets. I've had some great brisket in Dallas.

I was teasing parents who were saying that smoking brisket was a highlight of their day.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

What's the problem with the bolded?

We don't know....we really just don't know, and we don't want to try to understand it at this point.

 

[Tragicomedy]

His "Friends" are boring, they are married, enjoy spending time with their kids and eat brisket. I wish I was making this up....

LOL. Dead @ the brisket part, so fucking random.

Everyone on GAF is a millionaire with a 10 inch penis. And I just spent the last weekend in SF and could never live there. Way too crowded for my lifestyle. I'm going to retire in a decade and disappear to northern Washington state and fly all over the world on the AF's dime.

 

[Somnia]

Elliot just keeps getting vultured

I'm going against Zeke in a very close fantasy game, so I'm ok with this.

 

[Zeke]

Man are worse than I thought I know they have tons of injuries but damn

 

[FloydtheFathead]

What's the problem with the bolded?

Because that's what boring people do.. In his opinion

 

[BoosterDuck]

and that's game lol

 

[bionic77]

The great thing about Tabris is that he's either telling the truth (and nobody likes him) or lying (and nobody likes him). And it feels like either scenario extends to real life.

I dunno which would be sadder. But it makes his supposed success so easy to swallow.

The hilarious thing about Tabris is that he just got caught in a lie and is actually a cheating scumbag, just like the team he hates the most the Patriots.

And now he thinks that because he posts some article about how soft Tom Brady's Uggs are that we are going to forget about those text messages.

Sorry Tabris, you are officially a liar and a cheater. You deserve a tag to match.

And for the last fucking time, no you are not allowed to babysit my children. Go back to Canada. We have enough problems in the US as it is.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Brisket is a bit common for his tastes.

Ah. Guess that'll do it

We don't know....we really just don't know, and we don't want to try to understand it at this point.

Fair enough. The rest of us will enjoy brisket without him

 

[Tragicomedy]

Also to clarify I like briskets. I've had some great brisket in Dallas.

I was teasing parents who were saying that smoking brisket was a highlight of their day.

I'm the parent of a six year old with special needs. I work 40-60 hours a week. The thought of standing around on a Saturday afternoon and smoking some damn brisket with my wife and boy sounds pretty freaking great.

 

[Zeke]

I missed the Steelers game did they just shit the bed or did the eagles play lights out?

 

[Sub_Level]

As a cowboys fan, it feels good to see them play like this.

The only thing that could go wrong is Dak gets super injured. But that definitely won't happen haha.

 

[FTF]

I missed the Steelers game did they just shit the bed or did the eagles play lights out?

Both.

 

[KingBroly]

The Bears need to be relegated to the AFL already.

 

[MechDX]

Just got home. What is this about Tabris being caught in a lie? Link?

 

[BoosterDuck]

As a cowboys fan, it feels good to see them play like this.

The only thing that could go wrong is Dak gets super injured. But that definitely won't happen haha.

please don't jynx it bro

 

[Milchjon]

And for the last fucking time, no you are not allowed to babysit my children. Go back to Canada. We have enough problems in the US as it is.

Man, look at how lucky you are.

He left Canada just as all of you are about to move there after you elect Trump and fuck up everything.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

I'm the parent of a six year old with special needs. I work 40-60 hours a week. The thought of standing around on a Saturday afternoon and smoking some damn brisket with my wife and boy sounds pretty freaking great.

Can I come for dinner brisket? I'll bring drinks and toys

 

[Big-E]

I'm the parent of a six year old with special needs. I work 40-60 hours a week. The thought of standing around on a Saturday afternoon and smoking some damn brisket with my wife and boy sounds pretty freaking great.

But wouldn't you rather be instagramming pictures of over priced ice cream?

 

[Tragicomedy]

Just got home. What is this about Tabris being caught in a lie? Link?

Stock image apartment from Google.

I hope when Trump gets elected, heaven forbid, he at least adds a brisket question to his citizen eligibility questionnaire.

Can I come for dinner brisket? I'll bring drinks and toys

It's on. Let me find a picture of my house on Google to link you.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

The hilarious thing about Tabris is that he just got caught in a lie and is actually a cheating scumbag, just like the team he hates the most the Patriots.

And now he thinks that because he posts some article about how soft Tom Brady's Uggs are that we are going to forget about those text messages.

Sorry Tabris, you are officially a liar and a cheater. You deserve a tag to match.

And for the last fucking time, no you are not allowed to babysit my children. Go back to Canada. We have enough problems in the US as it is.

What's this about text messages?

 

[Eleuin]

I'm the parent of a six year old with special needs. I work 40-60 hours a week. The thought of standing around on a Saturday afternoon and smoking some damn brisket with my wife and boy sounds pretty freaking great.

Hopefully you're saving all your money to finance trips to Asia with your platonic female friend

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Hopefully you're saving all your money to finance trips to Asia with your platonic female friend

What's this about?

Does Sanchez get pt this game?

 

[bionic77]

Both.

I think it is more of the Eagles playing lights out.

We didn't have multiple stupid turnovers. We made some minor mental mistakes (dropping a TD pass, running back kickoffs, etc). But they pushed us around on both sides of the ball, they ran around us, through us and threw all over the field. We were also outcoached.

I want to say that was not the Steelers best game, but that would not be respectful to the Eagles. They shat all over us. Went back inside to eat some more. And then shat on us a few more times.

 

[unknownstranger]

LOL that Hail Mary attempt.

 

[Pepiope]

I missed the Steelers game did they just shit the bed or did the eagles play lights out?

 

[Zeke]

Hopefully Garrett takes into account where the moonlight is coming in after the half it could affect the game.

 

[Big-E]

I always love it when a 3 man rush breaks up a prayer.

 

[bionic77]

What's this about text messages?

I was talking about the deflator text message that Tabris and his friends want us to believe is some kind of joke about weight loss.

 

[Tragicomedy]

Firing up the grill right now, guys.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I missed the Steelers game did they just shit the bed or did the eagles play lights out?

Both

 

[VeryGooster]

https://twitter.com/WillramWallace/status/780206895218819072

 

[Tabris]

Just make sure when I post the pictures, don't be all silent. If you're going to talk trash, make sure you eat it when it gets served back.

Man the Bears are awful.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Firing up the grill right now, guys.

Get those vegetables away from the meat!!!!

 

[Bronx-Man]

You know there's no elementary schools in front of my hip and trendy downtown skyscraper condo.

https://photonet.hotpads.com/search/listingPhoto/VFlyer/314868016/0006_736800760_large.jpg


try not to steal images off of google you idiot

It's a ruse.

Tabris is outside Bionic's house now.

Hey. That's MY house!

Stop posting pics of MY apartment you guys. Tabris you can come over and visit sometime though

Check out my house dude.

Since everyone is posting pictures of their place.

this is my front yard guis

Filthy poors need to get off my lawn

This is our house.

My slice of suburbia

I'm actually pretty happy with my place.

we must live in the same neighborhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo35R9zQsAI

 

[Ambient80]

Firing up the grill right now, guys.

Dude NICE HOUSE!!!!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

hey guys tabris huh lol

 

[FloydtheFathead]

What's this about?

Tabris took a girl friend with him on a trip to vacation.. He's just friends with her.. He says.. And he supposedly slept with this girl on the vacation trip..

Brief highlights

 

[rokkerkory]

Dak is damn good

 

[Bronx-Man]

2016 NFL Season OT - Week Four - Our City. Our State. Our House.

 

[Dodecagon]

I just noticed my forearm muscle on my dominant hand's side is way bigger than its counterpart. I better switch it up some before someone notices in public, maybe they already have? I guess I could say I really like armwrestling

 

[MechDX]

Just make sure when I post the pictures, don't be all silent. If you're going to talk trash, make sure you eat it when it gets served back.

Man the Bears are awful.

I believe you Tabris.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I believe you Tabris.

Give it up Mech. He's not buying you a copy of Destiny 2 no matter how nice you pretend to be.

 

[Tragicomedy]

Just make sure when I post the pictures, don't be all silent. If you're going to talk trash, make sure you eat it when it gets served back.

Alternatively, no.

Get those vegetables away from the meat!!!!

Sorry, I'm a rookie. But I'm super attractive and check out my wife! Also, pool!

Dude NICE HOUSE!!!!

It's expensive but I'm worth it.

 

[Bronx-Man]

What's the point of having a Play60 commercial mocking Madden? Isn't that just the NFL taking a shit on itself?

 

[Zeke]

Not gonna lie it would be nice to see Dak throw for td's

 

[brentech]

SNF song annoyingly bad

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

What's the point of having a Play60 commercial mocking Madden? Isn't that just the NFL taking a shit on itself?

Don't forget Tannehill demonstrating that pocket awareness as he gets tagged by the little girl.

 

[Officerrob]

You know you suck when you are getting dominated by the Dallas defense

 

[Bronx-Man]

SNF song annoyingly bad

Country is the devil's music.