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[Goro Majima]

How to you give up that first down? Fucking hell

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

.....Contain? Ever heard of it.

 

[friskykillface]

Haha 3rd and 15

First down

 

[Nameless]

Romeo is going to explode

 

[psynergylover]

LOOOOOOOOL

 

[Stat Flow]

I think every receiver on the pats can get legit YAC

 

[cdyhybrid]

Worst part of being a Pats fan is incorrectly thinking you might lose a fumble.

Exactly. They aren't going through all the trouble of deflating these footballs only for their fans to assume they'd lose them.

 

[Hockey123]

That challenge is what you put in the "why I fired you" file

Gotta pat the challenge win percentage you can

 

[Matrix]

Who is teaching tackling!? pathetic as shit

 

[bigosc2k]

What a soft ass zone

 

[brentech]

Texans D just welp'd off the field.

 

[JABEE]

Weak pursuit

 

[raidenandsolid]

Not a defender within 5 yards....sheesh

 

[vikki]

Shifty Dola pulling the smoothie moves

 

[Line_HTX]

TACKLING. WHAT IS IT

 

[Sephzilla]

I didn't realize the Texans traded for the entire Packers secondary

 

[GalacticToast]

Exactly. They aren't going through all the trouble of deflating these footballs only for their fans to assume they'd lose them.

Drink more water

 

[BajiBoxer]

Way to waste Lechler's challenge guys.

 

[esmith08734]

Gronk time.

 

[Hindl]

This is sad

 

[Jarate]

I didn't realize the Texans traded for the entire Packers secondary

Dom Capers decided to come back to Houston

 

[Goro Majima]

I didn't realize the Texans traded for the entire Packers secondary

Feels like I'm watching our secondary circa 2011.

Or the Texans circa 2009? 2010?

 

[Nameless]

Reward your young QB with some trust, come on Bill

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Feels like I'm watching our secondary circa 2011.

Or the Texans circa 2009? 2010?

Dolphins circa 20__

 

[slightconfuse]

Let brisket throw

 

[Line_HTX]

This defensive series was fucking SHIT.

Bread spiked the Gatorade bottles.

 

[Stat Flow]

Reward your young QB with some trust, come on Bill

NE's been punting really well. I don't blame the punt option

 

[friskykillface]

Let Brisket run for that 1

 

[TheFatOne]

Reward your young QB with some trust, come on Bill

Not with the way he is throwing. He's had a really awesome run, but he's been extremely shaky throwing it.

 

[Big-E]

BB coached up Allen this week. He was fuck awful last week.

 

[Line_HTX]

O-Line needs to stop being so shit during rushing.

 

[GalacticToast]

Or the Texans circa 2009? 2010?

Any Texans year besides '11, '12, or '15

 

[Hindl]

Steelers/Broncos, it's up to you. The rest of the AFC is weak

 

[Zeke]

Texans are bad and they should feel bad.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Drink more water

What does this even mean?

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I can't put my finger on it but he throws kind of funny?

Yeah, it might be because he's so big but it seems slow and mechanical. Every now and then the ball comes flying out like it has a mind of its own rather than something that was thrown, like when you watch slow mo Madden replays.

The punter is running the Houston Texans now.

As a fan of the now defunct Rams, I can testify that punters can be more valuable than coaches and QBs.

 

[Sanjuro]

Don't you do it!

DON'T!

The bottle has a family.

 

[JABEE]

:jnc

 

[Goro Majima]

Texans got a stop so that's a plus.

Hyperbole is more fun though!

 

[Line_HTX]

Pffffft

 

[blackaroni]

They're really trying to embarrass this dude lol

 

[Nameless]

NE's been punting really well. I don't blame the punt option

Ehh, he's been making plays, let him play. Houston is one Hopkins play from being 3 down.

 

[Matrix]

Miller falls... shocked

 

[esmith08734]

Steelers/Broncos, it's up to you. The rest of the AFC is weak

I personally think the Jets are the most likely team to beat NE. They consistently play them tough.

 

[FTF]

Oh man thought they were going to sack him there.

 

[GalacticToast]

What does this even mean?

No worries. I don't mind spelling it out. It helps counteract that salt.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

What does this even mean?

Cause you're so salty I assume that's what he's implying

 

[squicken]

fall down more

 

[Goro Majima]

Miller just...ducked. Your running back is soft.

 

[cdyhybrid]

No worries. I don't mind spelling it out. It helps counteract that salt.