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[Duxxy3]

Haven't seen the pats play this conservative in a long time.

 

[JABEE]

Fucking disgraceful. It's like they do not want to play at night.

How do you have shit tackling, shit run blocking, shit throwing, shit returning, SHIT EVERYTHING when they are undermanned, and how is it fucking possible that there have been ZERO snaps on opponent's territory?

Fucking WAKE YOUR ASSES UP YOU FUCKING HOBAGS.

Way to show up not playing well like in the 1st two games. What a fucking joke this shit is.

I wish Mech had this kind of fire!

 

[WedgeX]

Here's hoping you don't rely on gifs to carry you through real life interactions. Shit's pretty pathetic, even on GAF.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Here's hoping you don't rely on gifs to carry you through real life interactions. Shit's pretty pathetic on GAF as it is.

 

[rando14]

Here's hoping you don't rely on gifs to carry you through real life interactions. Shit's pretty pathetic, even on GAF.

There's a difference b/w trash-talking in sports and hurling personal insults

Don't be an ass

 

[Spinluck]

Belichick is probably the best coach of all time honestly speaking.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

:jnc at BoB's little interview, just mumbled adjustments a few times until he was allowed to get the fuck away from the mic. Can we just stop with sideline reporters already? They provide no useful information whatsoever.

Here's hoping you don't rely on gifs to carry you through real life interactions. Shit's pretty pathetic on GAF as it is.

 

[Goro Majima]

Only down 10 , should be worse in all honesty.

Texans are acting like they're down 35. They just look beat.

I wish Mech had this kind of fire!

Only in the offseason when dreams are made.

 

[KingBroly]

Belichick is probably the best coach of all time honestly speaking.

He deserves Coach of the Year already IMO. The guy has knuckled down hard here.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Mech you lied to me. You said Texans had a crew of new speedy receivers.
Why are only Hopkins and Miller getting the ball? Someone injured?

 

[GalacticToast]

There's a difference b/w trash-talking in sports and hurling personal insults

Don't be an ass

Fair enough. I was being a dick.

 

[Corran Horn]

 

[gogosox82]

Pats are being the Pats and controlling the game. Texans need to get the ball down the field to Hopkins.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

:jnc

 

[coolasj19]

Fucking disgraceful. It's like they do not want to play at night.
How do you have shit tackling, shit run blocking, shit throwing, shit returning, SHIT EVERYTHING when they are undermanned, and how is it fucking possible that there have been ZERO snaps on opponent's territory?
Fucking WAKE YOUR ASSES UP YOU FUCKING HOBAGS.
Way to show up not playing well like in the 1st two games. What a fucking joke this shit is.

What a fiery speech to ignite a fire in the GAF Texans fans.

 

[BassForever]

How bad of a football team are you when the punter has to yell at the head coach to challenge a play that's winnable?

 

[JABEE]

Belichick is probably the best coach of all time honestly speaking.

Time for us to go back to community. It's not safe in here!

 

[raidenandsolid]

It's not hard to "put on a clinic" when the opposing team can't handle a football and the QB decides he needs to try and squeeze a 747 in a 2-car garage.

 

[BajiBoxer]

Mech you lied to me. You said Texans had a crew of new speedy receivers.
Why are only Hopkins and Miller getting the ball? Someone injured?

Braxton Miller is out. Hamstring I think?

 

[Smokey]

Never pick the Texans in a prime time game, and especially not against the Patriots.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

The Trumpriots are playing yuuuuge right now. The best football. Tremendous. Believe me.

Edit - congrats on the win next week, Chris! Phins vs. Bengals? Dalton in prime time. :JNFC!!!

 

[bionic77]

Haven't seen the pats play this conservative in a long time.

They played like this from 01-04.

Probably before most of you were Pats fans.

 

[Colasante]

A 10-0 lead is nothing against Will Fuller and DeAndre Hopkins.

 

[squicken]

Texans can't run on a two deep b/c their line can't run block. They also can't pass block long enough to hit anything other than short throws. Pretty tough to overcome that from a play calling perspective

 

[BlackGhost]

Breeeehhhs, those puts uniforms are dope.

 

[blackaroni]

CBS version of Psych? No thanks.

 

[JABEE]

Never pick the Texans

.

 

[Goro Majima]

Was Lamar Miller always soft? Don't really watch the Dolphins or play fantasy football so I'm kinda ignorant about him. Is he a scat back like a Sproles? They seem to like to run him between the tackles if so.

 

[Matrix]

So this is what the Texans look like when not playing the Bears.

Whats that say about the Chiefs?

 

[Big-E]

Best case scenario but 10 aint going to be enough to win.

 

[VeryGooster]

:jnc at BoB's little interview, just mumbled adjustments a few times until he was allowed to get the fuck away from the mic. Can we just stop with sideline reporters already? They provide no useful information whatsoever.

Huh?

Are you saying "We need to make adjustments and run the ball better and play better and score more points and not suck" isn't useful?

 

[MechDX]

Mech you lied to me. You said Texans had a crew of new speedy receivers.
Why are only Hopkins and Miller getting the ball? Someone injured?

I have no idea. First two game they took shots everywhere

 

[GalacticToast]

Best case scenario but 10 aint going to be enough to win.

It is the Texans tho. So it might be.

 

[Line_HTX]

Mech you lied to me. You said Texans had a crew of new speedy receivers.
Why are only Hopkins and Miller getting the ball? Someone injured?

Well, Braxton Miller is injured, so...

 

[JABEE]

Breeeehhhs, those puts uniforms are dope.

Lucifer has taken over this thread! Don't give in to their evil ways! Stay with the Browns!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Texans can't run on a two deep b/c their line can't run block. They also can't pass block long enough to hit anything other than short throws. Pretty tough to overcome that from a play calling perspective

I know this feel.

Breeeehhhs, those puts uniforms are dope.

Not as dope as the Hawks' color rush unis.

 

[BlackGhost]

Well, Braxton Miller is injured, so...

What happened to bae ;_;

Lucifer has taken over this thread! Don't give in to their evil ways! Stay with the Browns!

Pls settle down.....

 

[Dominator]

I took NE's defense out for LA, regretting that decision at the moment.

 

[Matrix]

I have no idea. First two game they took shots everywhere

Bob brought his pussy playbook for the road.

 

[Goro Majima]

Lucifer has taken over this thread! Don't give in to their evil ways! Stay with the Browns!

If we sacrificed squicken, mech, and a bunch of Browns fans to Pats fandom - they'd finally start sucking!

 

[Line_HTX]

So this is what the Texans look like when not playing the Bears.

Wrong. The Chiefs got manhandled. For whatever reason we're playing like we're too afraid.

 

[JABEE]

What happened to bae ;_;

Pls settle down.....

I'm sorry, BG. 8-8 is alive!

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I told y'all about the Texans!

Ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Wuiji]

Here's hoping you don't rely on gifs to carry you through real life interactions. Shit's pretty pathetic, even on GAF.

 

[EPaul]

Not bad so far

 

[KingBroly]

Wrong. The Chiefs got manhandled too.

Newsflash: Chiefs didn't look good in Week 1, either

 

[jmdajr]

Pats just need to kill clock.

I knew this game would be decided by Texans offense. Or lack of.

 

[JABEE]

If we sacrificed squicken, mech, and a bunch of Browns fans to Pats fandom - they'd finally start sucking!

What if Squicken became a Pats fan? Would the curse spread?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Belichick is probably the best coach of all time honestly speaking.

Honestly Noll in his prime vs. Belicheat in his prime, no electronics in the helmets, no deflated footballs, no steroids or filmed walkthroughs, Lambert and Greene are allowed to actually hit Tammy....

I'd watch a best of 7

Spoiler

to see the Steelers sweep

 

[FloydtheFathead]

If we sacrificed squicken, mech, and a bunch of Browns fans to Pats fandom - they'd finally start sucking!

Why does it have to be Browns fans.. Mane TDR do it since his wife is one.