Litigation Manuel
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Before I get to the change, a bit of background:
Approximately three weeks ago, as some of you may remember, there was a thread discussing the brushing of teeth in the shower, peeing in the sink, and as partially brought up by me, peeing in the shower. In my post, I defended peeing in the shower, saying that there's water all around, it's not like you're bathing in it, and drain's right there, etc. To this, there was a response from Heezzi stating: Geez, No wonder these people can't get women. Upon such a confrontation, I immediately stated the following:
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Okay, for an experiment, I will not pee in the shower for 2 weeks. If in that time I get a woman, or get to know someone who will likely become very soon "my woman", I will give you an internet handshake.
Any bets?"
There were no bets. Or general interest in the experiment. However, I went ahead with great gusto anyway, lengthening the time to 3 weeks, partially due to poor memory. The following morning, I showered, but did no such peeing. It was difficult, but possible, and I continued. Once, from force of habit, I began to pee in the shower, only to quickly remember my experiment and immediately stop. That's bad for you. But I cared that much.
Sure, even though this was one of the worst experiments ever devised, containing no constant, only one variable, and only one testing of the variable at only one condition, the experiment still proved results. Starting that first week, possibly from the confidence of knowing I did not bathe where I make waste, I began talking to a girl I had recently gone to a concert with, with whom I had discussed Beck. Eventually, I burned her Beck, and a few other cds. She did likewise. We began talking more, and I realized I got along with her very well. Then, today, about the end of the 3 week experiment, I finally asked her out on a date, to which she responded affirmatively. Thus, the experiment was a success! If you don't pee in the shower, you get the ladies! Or maybe just a sense of confidence, or maybe a strong optimistic feeling, knowing this has to work because you can already imagine the post this will create on GAF.
Ergo, I call about a change in the GAF standard: cocky and funny. To this, I shall add a definitive truth that none can deny. Thus, the new GAF standard:
COCKY, FUNNY, AND DON'T PEE IN THE SHOWER
Oh, and Heezzi, I owe you an internet handshake. This was all because of you, pal.
Approximately three weeks ago, as some of you may remember, there was a thread discussing the brushing of teeth in the shower, peeing in the sink, and as partially brought up by me, peeing in the shower. In my post, I defended peeing in the shower, saying that there's water all around, it's not like you're bathing in it, and drain's right there, etc. To this, there was a response from Heezzi stating: Geez, No wonder these people can't get women. Upon such a confrontation, I immediately stated the following:
"
Okay, for an experiment, I will not pee in the shower for 2 weeks. If in that time I get a woman, or get to know someone who will likely become very soon "my woman", I will give you an internet handshake.
Any bets?"
There were no bets. Or general interest in the experiment. However, I went ahead with great gusto anyway, lengthening the time to 3 weeks, partially due to poor memory. The following morning, I showered, but did no such peeing. It was difficult, but possible, and I continued. Once, from force of habit, I began to pee in the shower, only to quickly remember my experiment and immediately stop. That's bad for you. But I cared that much.
Sure, even though this was one of the worst experiments ever devised, containing no constant, only one variable, and only one testing of the variable at only one condition, the experiment still proved results. Starting that first week, possibly from the confidence of knowing I did not bathe where I make waste, I began talking to a girl I had recently gone to a concert with, with whom I had discussed Beck. Eventually, I burned her Beck, and a few other cds. She did likewise. We began talking more, and I realized I got along with her very well. Then, today, about the end of the 3 week experiment, I finally asked her out on a date, to which she responded affirmatively. Thus, the experiment was a success! If you don't pee in the shower, you get the ladies! Or maybe just a sense of confidence, or maybe a strong optimistic feeling, knowing this has to work because you can already imagine the post this will create on GAF.
Ergo, I call about a change in the GAF standard: cocky and funny. To this, I shall add a definitive truth that none can deny. Thus, the new GAF standard:
COCKY, FUNNY, AND DON'T PEE IN THE SHOWER
Oh, and Heezzi, I owe you an internet handshake. This was all because of you, pal.