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[Fusebox]

Oh, just your everyday super-cool 68-year-old BFF.

Is he 68?? Fucker may be ugly but he's fit for his age.

 

[spiderman123]

Oh, just your everyday super-cool 68-year-old BFF.

hey granted in his younger pre plastic days he did look better

 

[Lunchbox]

Hollister's "SoCal" cologne is genuinely unique and smells good. The jokes about it rivaling Axe's awful sprays baffle me to no end.

every date i used SoCal on i got a second and a kiss goodbye

the 3 musk-e-teers that never let me down

SoCal for hot ones
ck one for regulars

and lysol for what Alucrid dates

 

[blackflag]

I just wear oneill tshirts and cargo shorts from Costco...am I doing it wrong?

 

[Replicant]

phew

i wouldve had to burn my closet if i saw fatties wearing my fitch

 

[NoRéN]

you forgot

fedora + 97

yes, but

fedora while fat -168

 

[Horse Detective]

every date i used SoCal on i got a second and a kiss goodbye

the 3 musk-e-teers that never let me down

SoCal for hot ones
ck one for regulars

and fabreeze for what Alucrid dates

A lot of the really popular stuff smells like straight up alcohol. I really don't get it. I have never had luck following video/blog advice on colognes.

 

[spiderman123]

every date i used SoCal on i got a second and a kiss goodbye

the 3 musk-e-teers that never let me down



SoCal for hot ones
ck one for regulars

and fabreeze for what Alucrid dates

LOL


on a serious note if guys want to seriously attract the ladies (100% of them agree ) ... GET versace men cologne.

 

[LordCanti]

yes, but

fedora while fat -168

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to exit the club; I have reason to suspect that you're guilty of FWF"

 

[Tunavi]

Don't see a problem with this, unless their definition of large woman is absurdly skinny.

 

[Horse Detective]

My current list of colognes that actually smell different from one another are as follows:

-Burberry London (I want to drink the stuff)
- SoCal
-BVlgari Aqua marine
- Diesel fuel for life

 

[Alucrid]

every date i used SoCal on i got a second and a kiss goodbye

the 3 musk-e-teers that never let me down

SoCal for hot ones
ck one for regulars

and lysol for what Alucrid dates

nah, I prefer Comet for my pregame

p.s. send me red sox hat

 

[Madness]

LOL


on a serious not if guyz want to seriously attract the ladies... GET versace men cologne

Getting played out. I don't know, too many people have it now.

I personally use only four, bulgari blu, armani code, versace fraiche and versace pour homme.

 

[Winterfang]

Speaking of perfumes. I was attacked in JC Penney when I leaved the bathroom. The lady told me the perfume was "Tobacco & Vanilla" but I asked for a little strip and kindly dismiss her before getting out. Then I took a sniff of my arm.

Jesus Christ!!! I almost ate my arm, so delicious. Anyone knows the name of that cologne? it has to be fairly new.

 

[Alucrid]

there's hilde soliani bell'antonio which is tobacco and coffee

 

[Lunchbox]

p.s. send me red sox hat

become a member of a yacht club and get a 6/10 ginger daughter i can date whose husband will inherit your yacht

 

[Z_Y]

Iif you walk into A&F and buy a shirt with A&F across it you're doing it wrong.

Here's a quick snap of me and bubs from a few weeks back, A&F shirt, at least 3 years old, still in mint condition - NO LOGO. Not even the moose.

I'm not pretending to be cool or stylish, far from it, I'm an old dork who doesn't give a fuck but the claim that every A&F item has the brand splashed across is just wrong, as is your suggestion it isn't decent quality.

You look pretty short. I don't think you convey the "cool kid" image that the A&F brand is trying to project. Cool kids aren't short.

 

[MThanded]

Yup, gotta be one of the cool kids.

What a scary looking guy.

 

[SlipperyMoose]

I'm not a fan of A&F but I don't see a problem with this.

 

[ThisWreckage]

I'm absolutely fine with this. There's always Wal Mart.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

Good for him. Fat people need to stop complaining that the world doesn't accommodate them start realizing that if they want to be "normal" lose the weight.

Also, the owner looks like something out of a child's nightmare. And if some of the rumor's are true that might be a literal statement as well.

Agreed on both counts.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Well it seems extremely narrow-minded, but if they can get away without selling them, then there's obviously a market for the line. It's no different than a company selling XXL-only lines. If they can stay in business, then no one should tell them they have to stock small stuff.

 

[neojubei]

it won't matter what they wear.

Cool clothes +10

being fat -15

Jeez I wanna be cool too

 

[andycapps]

To be fair regarding the not carrying sizes for large women, they only go up to waist size 36 in mens jeans. It appears their shirts go all the way to XXL. Seems like the last time I was in there years ago was that their jeans didn't go over 34 waist in store and their shirts over a large in store. Something like that.

 

[Count Dookkake]

If a company doesn't want your business, why would you want to give it to them?

Take it like any other rejection and move on.

It's their loss.

 

[AlexMeloche]

LOL


on a serious note if guys want to seriously attract the ladies (100% of them agree ) ... GET versace men cologne.

That's the cologne my dad uses...

 

[Dyno]

Don't hate guys. The man is on a quest for beauty and it's going to be an eternal struggle.

 

[neorej]

Imagine being fat AND a douchebag... the hard times you'll have in highschool.

 

[freenudemacusers]

people from manshion gaf make fun of things they cant afford

a&f is cheap tho.

I don't hate a&f btw, just little of it appeals to me.

fuse bro, ditch the overtheknee shorts and pick up some simple sneaks and you will look a lot cooler/better/whatever.

and don't hate on mauro grifoni. the photoshoots are a bit over the top, but the quality is ace, and very easy to find at nice prices.

 

[Pctx]

Also, there's got to be a "fat chicks in A&F" on tumblr right?

 

[DoubleTap]

Don't hate guys. The man is on a quest for beauty and it's going to be an eternal struggle.

 

[Count Dookkake]

If people really want to get at A&F, they should have "squeeze-ins" where they go en masse to a location and try on the clothes, stretching them all out of shape.

 

[tmarques]

What I want to know is why some adults well into their 30s wear this sh*t. Makes me want to stage an intervention.

 

[params7]

Am I the only one who sees the irony in people insulting the CEO on his appearance?

 

[ProtoCents]

I only go to A&F because the hot chick at the front of the store is always so friendly to me. No doubt she wants me.

Spoiler

to buy clothes and not ask for her phone number

 

[freenudemacusers]

What I want to know is why some adults well into their 30s wear this sh*t. Makes me want to stage an intervention.

Eh, a pair of plain a&f chinos and s/s button up is pretty normal looking, I think.

 

[Subtervotion]

I worked for Abercrombie for ~6 years. Truly a terrible company.

 

[ReadingRambo]

Am I the only one who sees the irony in people insulting the CEO on his appearance?

Look at him!

 

[Gorillaz]

Cool kids don't even wear Abercrombie anymore. This isn't 2005.

this

 

[kirblar]

Am I the only one who sees the irony in people insulting the CEO on his appearance?

There's aging gracefully.

And then there's looking like a male Joan Rivers.

 

[jstripes]

Plus-sized is no longer a niche market: 67 percent of the apparel purchasing population fit that label, and the number is growing all the time.

That's a problem, and mainly for health reasons. But, we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings...

 

[Synth_floyd]

Looks like he got the Mickey Rourke treatment:

 

[SuperEpicMan]

I often can't find clothes small enough for me in many places, I don't expect every single shop to cover sizes for every single body size and build. I just go to shops that cater more to my size and build like Topman. Same should apply to those who are overweight.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

This thread should be about converting AF followers to Grifoni. Just stay away from his denim.

 

[dragonelite]

I have no idea what the kids are into these days.

I believe skinny jeans and stuff.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Golden Goose Deluxe Brand is probably a better upgrade from a&f than grifoni IMO.

 

[Barbacoatl]

macusr is that frankenbusey in your avatar?

 

[freenudemacusers]

yes it was before his operations. I bet you all feel bad about making fun of him now.

 

[Barbacoatl]

yes it was before his operations. I bet you all feel bad about making fun of him now.

Don't worry, I'll post a pic wearing his cool clothes.

 

[True Underdog]

I wore Hollister, A&F, and American Eagle when I was a college student. I grew out of (no pun intended) wanting to wear them. I figured I was just acting as free advertisement for those companies.

I still have a few American Eagle polos but they just have the little eagle logo.