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[DeepEnigma]

I will add a Dark Souls cat:

 

[Fess]

Imagine if Sony Santa Monica would do like Ninja Theory did with Melina Juergens and scan Alanah and use her as the main character for their game.


No such fun allowed of course.

 

[Bernoulli]

 

[Just_one]

goddamn the things i would do to her....

 

[Lambogenie]

Other than working on SSM, what else did they do? Because she sounds like a lot of people with just a job (not bad) but pretends to know everyone and everything, often for clout. This is what I'm sensing.

That, and she know her looks sell.

 

[Fess]

Other than working on SSM, what else did they do? Because she sounds like a lot of people with just a job (not bad) but pretends to know everyone and everything, often for clout. This is what I'm sensing.

That, and she know her looks sell.

Google her career info, she’s done lots of industry things, been at several gaming websites, done game news stuff, IGN, writer jobs, voice acting.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Google her career info, she’s done lots of industry things, been at several gaming websites, done game news stuff, IGN, writer jobs, voice acting.

Industry things?
Game news?
IGN?

Did she have a real job? Because last time I remember she tried to spin SSM not hiring her as a full time employee to “I want to do freelance”.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Can’t care less about this silly drama, so here’s a cute little lamb

Agreed. Post of the year!

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Amateur hour




Live action bacon and testicle-ripping animals can't get cuter than this.

 

[GermanZepp]

 

[FalconPunch]

It's obvious they didn't cry but lets say they did, how's this news? Can people not be disappointed or express emotions anymore? Crazy stuff man.

 

[Fess]

Industry things?
Game news?
IGN?

Did she have a real job? Because last time I remember she tried to spin SSM not hiring her as a full time employee to “I want to do freelance”.

Yes she’s done lots of things

Career​

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Journalism​

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From 2012 to 2015, Pearce wrote gaming news for around a dozen news outlets, including Impulse Gamer, Zelda Universe, the BBC,[4] and worked stints at Australian radio and television stations.[5] She launched a YouTube channel in 2012, where she publishes game reviews and personal videos.[4][6]

Feeling the Australian video game industry was too small, Pearce moved to the United States in 2015. She began work as an editor and writer for IGN later that year.[4][7] In 2017, she replaced Naomi Kyle as host of IGN's Daily Fix gaming news program.[4] Later that year, she was involved in a staff walkout until the company issued a statement addressing sexual harassment allegations made by former editor Kallie Plagge.[8][9] Pearce cohosted the SXSW Gaming Awardsalongside Rich Campbell in 2018.[10]

After departing IGN in 2018, Pearce joined production company Rooster Teeth. She regularly appeared in videos for Funhaus, a division of Rooster Teeth which produces videos focused on video games, and cohosted the company's Inside Gamingnews program starting in 2019.[11] She left Rooster Teeth in October 2020.[12]

Game development​

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In November 2020, Pearce joined Sony's Santa Monica Studio as a video game writer.[13] She provided consulting on three video games and completed other work on two video games prior to joining the studio.[14]She faced harassment on social media following the studio's decision to delay the release of God of War Ragnarök.[15][16] In September 2021, Pearce revealed that she was part of the development team behind Ragnarök.[17] In November, she was selected among the Forbes 30 Under 30 for gaming.[18][19]

Pearce did voice acting for Gears 5 (2019)[13]and Afterparty (2019).[20] She also lent her voice and likeness to a character in Cyberpunk 2077 (2020).[21][22]]

In December 2024, Pearce revealed that she was leaving Santa Monica Studio, citing her desire for the flexibility to visit her family in Australia more often as the key factor in her decision. She announced her intent to focus on freelance work, live streaming, and content creation following her departure.[23]

Podcasting​

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Pearce is the host of the Play, Watch, Listenpodcast, along with Troy Baker, Mike Bithell, and Austin Wintory.[24] She also hosts the podcasts Red Lips, Orange Car, Video Game Writing 101, and Voice Acting 101, and formerly hosted Idiots and a Broad.[25] She was a founding host of the Kinda FunnyXcast, but left the show several months after its premiere due to scheduling conflicts with her new job at Santa Monica Studio.[26]

Other activities​

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Pearce participated in the Creator Clash 2boxing event in April 2023,[27] beating content creator RIPmika by split decision.[28]

Pearce was briefly banned from Twitchfollowing a DMCA takedown notice sent by Nintendo after she live-streamed herself reacting to already-published preview footage of its game, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, five days before its release.[29]

Pearce appears as Halley in the 2024 film V/H/S/Beyond, in the final segment "Stowaway", directed by Kate Siegel and written by Mike Flanagan.[30] She is set to appear in the upcoming video game Dispatch(2025).[31]

 

[daffyduck]

Lol I swear, the only times I see anything about all these petty dramas, is when I log into Gaf.

And like always, it's another non-issue.


Also, who actually listens to whatever Alanah Pierce says?

There’s a certain forum of people, their collective name starts with “R”. Check that, two groups that start with “R”.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Yes she’s done lots of things

So absolutely nothing of value going by what you posted.

 

[Pimpollo818]

Can’t care less about this silly drama, so here’s a cute little lamb

looks delicious

 

[Fess]

So absolutely nothing of value going by what you posted.

lol okay that’s harsh

 

[Hrk69]

goddamn the things i would do to her....

Do you like fake tits?

 

[Rush2112]

I would be crying too if my game lost to some shitty platformer.

 

[PurePlatinum]

It's easy for anyone with a brain to figure out what's going on with Alannah. She's a middlingly attractive woman in an industry that is full of hopeless men who will simp for her and throw themselves at her, and she loves the attention. Any man over thirty has met or known this kind of person...it's like the one hot girl who was in high school marching band.

She has nothing to do with the creation or discussion of games that actually matter, thank god.

 

[Griffon]

So she's a lying sack of shit.

The western media cartel needs to be uprooted and burn.

 

[Just_one]

Do you like fake tits?

Also i think they are all natural

 

[Black_Stride]

Do you like fake tits?

 

[Hrk69]

Also i think they are all natural

It's not a discussion about fake or real.

Dem two boys are fake as fuck, it's a fact.

 

[Black_Stride]

Do you not know how boobs work.
Or do you think she has a set of those pumpable boobs and she deflates and inflates them when needed.

The getty image you posted is from October 2024 she did a photoshoot for the Game Awards which were in December.
Still stacked.




P.S Get a girl with even passable preferably natural boobs give her a proper sports bra and witness the magic of boobs seemingly disappearing.

 

[Kacho]

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Over/under 1 year before she goes to Onlyfans

 

[MarV0]

Do you not know how boobs work.
Or do you think she has a set of those pumpable boobs and she deflates and inflates them when needed.

The getty image you posted is from October 2024 she did a photoshoot for the Game Awards which were in December.
Still stacked.

P.S Get a girl with even passable preferably natural boobs give her a proper sports bra and witness the magic of boobs seemingly disappearing.

WTF my gfs boobs don't just disappear with a sports bra neither do for any stacked girl at the gym. If you strap a sports bra too tight the boobs will spill over the top.

Anyway she doesn't do much for me with that Miss Piggy nose.

That's all I can see.

 

[Hrk69]

Do you not know how boobs work.
Or do you think she has a set of those pumpable boobs and she deflates and inflates them when needed.

The getty image you posted is from October 2024 she did a photoshoot for the Game Awards which were in December.
Still stacked.




P.S Get a girl with even passable preferably natural boobs give her a proper sports bra and witness the magic of boobs seemingly disappearing.

Ok boob master.

Can you explain how you go from this:

To this:

 

[Just_one]

I would be crying too if my game lost to some shitty platformer.

Not if your game is a overated soulslike shitty game

 

[Kacho]

WTF my gfs boobs don't just disappear with a sports bra neither do for any stacked girl at the gym. If you strap a sports bra too tight the boobs will spill over the top.

Yep. My wife's boobs are still massive in a sports bra. There's no hiding those bad boys.

 

[Chronicle]

Lol I swear, the only times I see anything about all these petty dramas, is when I log into Gaf.

And like always, it's another non-issue.


Also, who actually listens to whatever Alanah Pierce says?

So true. I clicked on her video there and she's just some nerd-pig. No thanks.

 

[ozz ex machina]

im also crying for real.....

hold me alanah.................

I try not to be a cynical man. But I'd love to know how far her talent would have got her in the industry if she looked like your average gaf poster.

 

[Pegasus Actual]

So true. I clicked on her video there and she's just some nerd-pig. No thanks.

 

[Gtafans93]

Guys if you want someone like Alanah Pierce just come to Australia like we have many of her. She's just a girl with Boobs. See them all the time walking down the street. Fighting off giants kangaroos and Snakes.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Why you post amazingly cute, blue frog?
He seems like an all round good guy, imo.

 

[CLW]

I try not to be a cynical man. But I'd love to know how far her talent would have got her in the industry if she looked like your average gaf poster.

 

[xenosys]

Do you not know how boobs work.
Or do you think she has a set of those pumpable boobs and she deflates and inflates them when needed.

The getty image you posted is from October 2024 she did a photoshoot for the Game Awards which were in December.
Still stacked.




P.S Get a girl with even passable preferably natural boobs give her a proper sports bra and witness the magic of boobs seemingly disappearing.

I'm dead.

 

[bundylove]

Maybe nauseating smell of her pum pum made him cry.

 

[Mister Wolf]

Guys if you want someone like Alanah Pierce just come to Australia like we have many of her. She's just a girl with Boobs. See them all the time walking down the street. Fighting off giants kangaroos and Snakes.

I definitely want to visit your country amongst others. I want to see a Red Kangaroo in person.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

hold me alanah.................

 

[FunkMiller]

Guys if you want someone like Alanah Pierce just come to Australia like we have many of her. She's just a girl with Boobs. See them all the time walking down the street. Fighting off giants kangaroos and Snakes.

Just come home from lunch in Bondi. Can confirm.

Though they were mostly fighting off drop bears.

 

[Gtafans93]

I definitely want to visit your country amongst others. I want to see a Red Kangaroo in person.

Best thing about kangas is how random they are. Had one in me front lawn one day just chilling.

 

[Madflavor]

Do you like fake tits?

Well that's one way to tell on yourself.

 

[reinking]

Over/under 1 year before she goes to Onlyfans

Over under how many GAF'ers sub?

 

[Hrk69]

Well that's one way to tell on yourself.

 

[Moonjt9]

Asmongold's editor is on another level. Seriously, I want more stuff from this man.

CONTEXT

 

[Katatonic]

If anyone should be crying, it's the Stellar Blade devs.

 

[LectureMaster]

It's not a discussion about fake or real.

Dem two boys are fake as fuck, it's a fact.

Pfft, nothing about this women is authentic.

 

[mansoor1980]

I try not to be a cynical man. But I'd love to know how far her talent would have got her in the industry if she looked like your average gaf poster.

what does an average female gaf poster look like?

 

[GymWolf]

Ok boob master.

Can you explain how you go from this:

To this: