Alien Covenant poster revealed, release date May 19 2017

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Our bodies are ready.

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This got me laughing way more than it should have.

Well placed gif.
 
You say that like I post about Prometheus a lot.

I can't even remember the time I entered a Prometheus-related thread. This is the first time in a while, actually. I've been trying to stay dark on Alien: Covenant, after the Prometheus trailer spoiled pretty much the entire movie last time.
Idk, I probably just notice it because you stand out more than the average poster ¯_(ツ)_/¯
which is why I harass BronsonLee

Yes, Prometheus is seen as a disappointment only on NeoGAF, and definitely nowhere else
There's a difference between disappointment and extreme vitrol. And considering Prometheus sits at a 70% on RT I'd assume the general consensus is that it's a decent movie whereas GAF is the only place I've ever seen where people consistently try to convince you of otherwise.

The outside likes tons of garbage movies. Fuck the outside.
I mean, people here think that the Raimi Spiderman films are good so I'm not sure we're doing any better.
 
I actually don't hate Prometheus. I hate the script for Prometheus. Everything else about the film outside of the script is stellar.

But the notion that it's one of the best four sci-fi films in the last 27 years is hilarious.

This.

All this.

The production design. The actors. The photography. The VFX..., well, some of it. Even the trailers were great.

How anyone can defend a film that can't be bothered to obey the rules of the 'universe' it literally just set up itself is utterly beyond me.

What's going on with the black goo? No idea. Perhaps they intended to have the audience text them in ideas as they were sitting watching the film?

Garbage.


Outside of GAF it actually is.

It's not. I don't know anyone that likes that film beyond 'it's well shot.., I guess'.
 
yeah but it got a bunch of 6/10 "it was ok" on RT to push it over Rotten status, so the appeal to authority is now complete. No one can hate Prometheus now. Its officially good, sorry.
Is this not the same argument many users here consistently use to argue a film is bad? Funny how that works huh?

You might think it's bad, but the general consensus and critical consensus isn't that it's bad and again, it's only here that I've seen the film get such aggressive responses any time anyone brings up that they even like the film.

I know it's hard not to be hyperbolic but the scale isn't 'this thing is either amazing or its terrible'. It's a decent movie and there's nothing wrong with that, it could've been better, there are examples on this series that are far worse.

But again, it's only here that I've seen people get so aggressive and childish over other people feeling that this film in particular is good or that they enjoyed it and you're not exactly making a case against this.

This.

All this.

The production design. The actors. The photography. The VFX..., well, some of it. Even the trailers were great.

How anyone can defend a film that can't be bothered to obey the rules of the 'universe' it literally just set up itself is utterly beyond me.

What's going on with the black goo? No idea. Perhaps they intended to have the audience text them in ideas as they were sitting watching the film?

Garbage.




It's not. I don't know anyone that likes that film beyond 'it's well shot.., I guess'.

So despite you yourself literally just defending the film for its positive features while quoting someone else that says it has mostly positive features it's bad because it's kind of dumb and you know two people that said it's an alright film?
 
You say that like I post about Prometheus a lot.

I can't even remember the time I entered a Prometheus-related thread. This is the first time in a while, actually. I've been trying to stay dark on Alien: Covenant, after the Prometheus trailer spoiled pretty much the entire movie last time.

LOL.

When you geeked out over the trailer
When you post the OT
The Spoiler Thread
When the news of the sequel came out
When Alien covenant was revealed as a new trilogy

And those just from Googling "Prometheus Scullibundo"....
 
So what you're saying is that I haven't posted in an Alien thread in over a year. Thanks for going to all that effort, bro.

Not much of an effort at all. Google does all the work. But it's dishonest to say that you haven't post much on Prometheus when you were geeking out hard about it and its possible sequel(s).
 
Not much of an effort at all. Google does all the work. But it's dishonest to say that you haven't post much on Prometheus when you were geeking out hard about it and its possible sequel(s).

Dude was saying I have a massive hate-boner for Prometheus. Which I assume meant I'd been hating on it a lot recently, since I've never actually seen Killer Queen before, so assume he's new?

Anyway, I would have been posting a lot about the film when it released. But it's not like I've been obsessed with the film after it disappointed me. Again, I haven't actively participated in discussion about Prometheus in ages, as evidenced by your time-well-spent research. :o
 
Dude was saying I have a massive hate-boner for Prometheus. Which I assume meant I'd been hating on it a lot recently, since I've never actually seen Killer Queen before, so assume he's new?

Anyway, I would have been posting a lot about the film when it released. But it's not like I've been obsessed with the film after it disappointed me. Again, I haven't actively participated in discussion about Prometheus in ages, as evidenced by your time-well-spent research. :o
I'm offended. We were arguing like 2 months ago over me not liking Fellowship of the Ring.

Also I already admitted to my mistake lol.
 
I'm offended. We were arguing like 2 months ago over me not liking Fellowship of the Ring.

Also I already admitted to my mistake lol.

Sorry dude. Don't take it personally. I don't spend much time on GAF these days and am bad with names. I only really remember the names of posters who were active when I was on this board regularly. I don't even remember arguing about FotR lol.

Were you the dude that didn't like it because he liked the book more?
 
So despite you yourself literally just defending the film for its positive features while quoting someone else that says it has mostly positive features it's bad because it's kind of dumb and you know two people that said it's an alright film?

Film 101.

A script is like the blueprint of a house. It's the very foundation that everything else is built upon. If the blueprints are wrong or even unsound the house will be awful at best or unsafe at worst. Either way it will be a terrible house. But this house can still have some nice qualities (the rooms are beautifully decorated, the pool in the garden is great etc) but ultimately what do these superficial qualities mean if the house will likely be unsuitable for human habitation?

Prometheus is a house that isn't fit for animals to sleep but it has a nice marble floor in the kitchen and a great cinema set up in the basement. But if you put a single foot of pressure on any floor the entire thing will collapse and kill you.

..., you know two people that said it's an alright film?

Two people? What?

I..., I feel like you didn't read my post.
 
Sorry dude. Don't take it personally. I don't spend much time on GAF these days and am bad with names. I only really remember the names of posters who were active when I was on this board regularly. I don't even remember arguing about FotR lol.

Were you the dude that didn't like it because he liked the book more?

I'm hoping to see more SCULLIBUNDO when the first photos and trailers are hitting the internet of AVATAR 2.
 
Dude was saying I have a massive hate-boner for Prometheus. Which I assume meant I'd been hating on it a lot recently, since I've never actually seen Killer Queen before, so assume he's new?

Anyway, I would have been posting a lot about the film when it released. But it's not like I've been obsessed with the film after it disappointed me. Again, I haven't actively participated in discussion about Prometheus in ages, as evidenced by your time-well-spent research. :o

I think KQ is a she?

Anyway, I just find it amusing how you went from full-blown love and excitement for it to hating...err sorry, 'not liking' it now.
 
But why do I get grounded when he started it?
Listen to your apparently androgynous father or your getting semt to bed with no dinner, and don't talk back!
Film 101.

A script is like the blueprint of a house. It's the very foundation that everything else is built upon. If the blueprints are wrong or even unsound the house will be awful at best or unsafe at worst. Either way it will be a terrible house. But this house can still have some nice qualities (the rooms are beautifully decorated, the pool in the garden is great etc) but ultimately what do these superficial qualities mean if the house will likely be unsuitable for human habitation?

Prometheus is a house that isn't fit for animals to sleep but it has a nice marble floor in the kitchen and a great cinema set up in the basement. But if you put a single foot of pressure on any floor the entire thing will collapse and kill you.



Two people? What?

I..., I feel like you didn't read my post.

I understand what you're saying. But the script isn't that bad which is why I find these complaints silly.
I mean, I can enjoy Batman vs Superman and Suicide Squad, but generally all of the shit they get is warranted. I don't feel that's the case here and i feel like people on this forum hate this movie more than either of those.

As for your second point ill just drop it, either way we'd just be arguing anecdotal evidence which would be pointless.

I think KQ is a she?

Anyway, I just find it amusing how you went from full-blown love and excitement for it to hating...err sorry, 'not liking' it now.
I am definitely not a she lmao.

though I've got long ish hair and have been confused for one twice.

Sorry dude. Don't take it personally. I don't spend much time on GAF these days and am bad with names. I only really remember the names of posters who were active when I was on this board regularly. I don't even remember arguing about FotR lol.

Were you the dude that didn't like it because he liked the book more?
Yes that me.
I also don't even really dislike the film and I think he did an incredible job bringing the world to life and casting the actors, the art direction is astounding. I just don't like his choice of events to portray and those to leave out along with some other stuff.
 
Can't wait to see what the studio pressured Ridley Scott into doing this time.

*looks up new stuff*

Oh, no, I guess I could have waited. Blech.
 
Can you even run in Alien Isolation? Is it the wise thing to do? Still haven't played(waiting for PSVR patch)
 
I think KQ is a she?

Anyway, I just find it amusing how you went from full-blown love and excitement for it to hating...err sorry, 'not liking' it now.

Plenty of people did. It's a piece of crap movie that had a lot of promise due to Ridley Scotts return to the franchise, the cast, the excellent marketing etc.
 
Straight the point.

I wonder how they are going to make the aliens scary again. Partly due to familiarity and over exposure, they haven't been actually frightening in any film post-Aliens.

I'd like to think they're go the restraint route, but the combination of Prometheus and that poster makes me think, nope.

The Alien stopped being scary after the original. Aliens fucked the whole thing up by making them a glorified action sci fi monster. Everyone loves that movie too and while I do enjoy the film, I don't give it anywhere near the level of props everyone else does.
 
Sooo....it's like Alien vs Predator 2? Which was gore-exploitation at its finest. I'm fine with this.

AvP2 is a shit film, but I always kind of admired how hateful it was. I mean, mouth raping pregnant women and stuffing them full of your spawn? Jesus.

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The best strategy in the game is finding a nice table to crouch under and just stay there in a ball until you quit out of the game

God Isolation is so fucking goooood


That's not always the best option. I did that during my first playthrough with no problems and then during my second playthrough the fucker found me, it's like the AI adapts and knows where you've been hiding.

And I agree, Isolation is a damn masterpiece. I wonder if Ridley has seen it.
 
AvP2 is a shit film, but I always kind of admired how hateful it was. I mean, mouth raping pregnant women and stuffing them full of your spawn? Jesus.

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That film just keep escalating its cruelness to humans. It sure has some of the more disturbing scenes from the series, more horror than any recent horror movies.
 
Looks like AvPGalaxy jumped the gun, said Fox aren't talking about the trailer today but the Trailer will be with Assassin's Creed so the trailer should be online on or a few days after the 21st.

Has the composer been revealed yet?

No but they have someone, they're just not announcing it yet.
 
Looks like AvPGalaxy jumped the gun, said Fox aren't talking about the trailer today but the Trailer will be with Assassin's Creed so the trailer should be online on or a few days after the 21st.
Do we know how this things work normally? Will this only apply to the states or this strategies are usually applied everywhere?
 
Do we know how this things work normally? Will this only apply to the states or this strategies are usually applied everywhere?

Mostly applies to the states. Usually when a major studio has a new release they'll have a trailer or two from their upcoming slate, in this case Fox with Assassin's Creed and the trailer being Alien. Obviously trailers always crop up online first except for some cases when a trailer drops after the theater debut.

Overseas have their own marketing thing going on and sometimes cut their own trailers. Either way we should see the trailer online within 2 weeks.
 
The early footage impressions all sounds very positive so far. Really can't wait for this now, its been far too long since we had a really good Alien movie, hope Ridley can pull this off.
 
AvP2 is a shit film, but I always kind of admired how hateful it was. I mean, mouth raping pregnant women and stuffing them full of your spawn? Jesus.

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I haven't seen AVP2 but i definitely didn't need to see this shit.
Whoever thought this was a good scene, fuck you.
 
I haven't seen AVP2 but i definitely didn't need to see this shit.
Whoever thought this was a good scene, fuck you.

Well if you haven't seen it, when you see that the woman is
also pregnant and and also a little kid gets a facehugger / chestburster combo too
, it takes evil to a new level.

The movie is pretty bad, which is a shame, as it has some good action scenes and the Predator is a badass but the human characters are terrible.
 
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