Let's discuss this in terms with which we are all comfortable: Halle Berry. If you don't think she's your type and you enjoy telling everyone who will listen that she, "just doesn't do it for you," that's your business. I can't imagine anyone believes you, but go right ahead and try to convince them; Your lack of taste is its own punishment. If, on the other hand, you insist that Halle Berry is ugly or, to use the more common term of the time, "fugly," well, then you're kidding no one. Of course, Halle Berry is not perfect. She is human and has flaws, like her driving record. But she is also empirically beautiful, exciting, radiant, engrossing and wholeheartedly addictive.
These are undeniable laws of nature and they apply equally to Halo 2. If it was called Halo Berry they'd have the same initials and the universe would be that much more orderly. In fact, I believe I will from this point forward refer to the game as Halo Berry, because I don't think she'd change her name to Halle Two.
Score: A
